* Posts by Armando 123

1116 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Aug 2011

Boffins prove Queen ballad 'world's most catchy song'

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On the bright side

No one has yet mentioned "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves, so that's ... Damn, sorry. Let me get some steel wool so we can get that out of our minds.

Microsoft staff savage Ballmer at company confab

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If you chip a tooth and need surgery, would you rather have it happen in, say, London or New York, or would you rather have that happen in Zaire?

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Microsoft never really did that much innovating in the first place. But yeah, it's what happens when a successful company is taken over slowly from the inside by the stuffed-suit MBAs. It's killed nearly every tech company that's gone down that path (for a broad definition of 'tech', in that a lot of manufacturing and engineering firms have suffered the same fate).

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No. There is a world of difference between a CEO and an owner/founder. The founder has invested a lot of sweat, money, time, ... heck, life into building a company. It's not a 9-5 job. Someone who buys a company outright has to look at it carefully, understand the market their in, see potential where others don't, understand what makes people tick, etc.

A CEO is a shill for a board that only wants big bonuses and payoffs by the end of the fiscal year, or big tax write-offs.

So the first two types require brains, guts, character, and smarts. The latter's requirements are hair, height, and Harvard.

You can probably guess which type I respect.

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Which is something I've never entirely understood. Okay, things aren't great and have been better, but if you think that right now in the first world is so bad, imagine an another time or third world place in the context of one word: dentistry.

Apple to execute touch-less iPods

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It's always about money

A friend works for a charity that says they feed needy children, but I think they really raise money. That seems to be what they do most, with spreading guilt a distant second.

Chocolate weighed in Schwarzeneggers: Official

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Coat

What, like marmite?

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/merkin

Be careful what you type, dude.

OnStar backs down over GPS tracking of ex-customers

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I suppose

Collecting crash data (such as the high spike in Gs, like they have in open wheel racing) would be a good thing, so the engineers can make things safer. I get that. And on our old Envoy, we got diagnostic reports on component wear, performance, etc, which was darn nice to have. But yeah, a lot of it doesn't need to be recorded.

US tops the class in IT competitiveness

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Devil

Are you serious?

"the high quality of its education"

But the US education bureaucracy are always bemoaning the state of the US education system whenever they ask for money. As bureaucrats never lie or mislead, you must be a lia-- ....... er, wait, nevermind.

Should your system offer Mr, Ms ... and Mx?

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Coat

Not surprising

I've long believed that civil servants were this way whatever they claimed.

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So ...

... do the medical and insurance databases I've worked on not count? Because women and men can react differently to different drugs, and a guy getting a hysterectomy is a flag that someone's trying to rip off the insurance company.

Android outsells Apple 2:1

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Not too surprising

A new iPhone is due soon, as any fule kno, so I would guess a lot of iPhone people are waiting before buying a new phone. Let's check these numbers again in two or three months.

Oracle rises for Unix server push

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It's the water container on the back of the loo

Rogue toilet takes out Norfolk server

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merdurinous

Vocabulary is enhanced!

Tech City UK quango rearranges Shoreditch

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Perhaps

... they just employed Martello's convention and made shunting illegal. [Moment of silence for Willie Rushton and Humphrey Lyttleton]

F1 2011

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Devil

Big question

Do they have tires that can actually handle the turns at Indy? (Sorry, we're still bitter around here.)

Gartner: Apple rivals can't touch iPad

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But it's not just the iPad

It's not the hardware, nor iOS, nor the app store; it's all of them, and the fact that the thing is just dead simple to use. "Open" and "flexible" are nice for geeks, much in the same way that most people don't want to work on their own cars.

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Wait, I thought the next twelve months was the year that Linux won the desktop. [DUCKS]

Apple sued for iPhone, iPad chip 'patent rip-off'

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And as lawyers write, pass, and interpret the law, that ain't happenin'

Inconvenient truther hints at multiple iPhone October

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Eaten by a polar bear, perhaps

1-in-3,200 chance* that a fiery satellite chunk will hit someone on Friday

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Wait a minute

Isn't this how one of Maggie's boyfriends died in Northern Exposure?

Schmidt ducks antitrust questions lobbed from Congress

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Herb Kohl?

Yeah, Herb, and if you had the competence to make a monopoly out of your boring department stores, you'd do it before you can say "think of the children".

Wanker.

Amazon staff toiled in 100°F+ warehouse

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Uh ...

Until you've worked in an empty chicken house on a humid 100F day I don't want to hear about programming. And I'm a programmer.

Capital gets trendy address: .London on its way

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I'd like to see .om for a spiritualist network.

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Not sure, let me ask my friend, Sydney(*) Buda-Pest. I think his friend, Roma Washington, might know of some, too.

(*) - Yes, I know it's Canberra, but it was too easy. Or should I have used Ray Kjevik?

Sage sells off US healthcare biz

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Yeah

Considering the uncertainties in the US healthcare and insurance industries the last few years, this is no surprise.

Rumor: HP giving Apotheker Das Boot

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Well, maybe, but let's not write off Apple yet. They've still got a LOT of great people there, and I've never bought that it was all Jobs.

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Ten years ago ...

Did you think that Apple would be able to buy HP but would be too smart to even consider it?

GM OnStar cars will upload all data unless owners opt out

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Oh come on. For one thing, they don't get their brakes from Toyota.

GM has made some pretty good cars in recent years. The Cadillac CTS is darn good, the Saturn Sky/Pontiac Solstice was a fun little car, the Pontiac G6 was a darn good car for its class, and Buick has had the highest customer satisfaction rating in Consumer Reports. And when I test-drove a Volt at an event, even my wife (whom I've nicknamed "Parnelli" and who hates American cars) was impressed. They still make some that aren't good, but at least they aren't as hateful as the Prius or as ugly as the Nissan Cube.

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Me. I've been working on one to get the phone onto our current network provider.

I really like OnStar ... I have a couple quibbles about this and that, but it's a great idea. And I can see GM using the crash data to make better/safer cars. But even if I trusted GM to not share data about me as a matter of policy, I don't know that I trust every employee and contractor there with that, and I certainly don't trust hackers who could get at it.

Virtual and real worlds collide in gamers' minds

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Hm

I had something like this, sorta, happen once. I had just bought the first Neverwinter Nights and spent more than a little bit of time playing it. That night, my dreams had snippets of the background noises and voices in it.

Then again, I've known people to have this happen with songs and movies, so ...

Dinosaur-murdering space boulder family found innocent

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Evil dinosaur

Eddie Izzard has done significant research into this, though he mainly focused on giraffes.

Self-planting plant discovered in Brazil

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Devil

Need this

If it takes out the fishmint that we can't get rid of without nuclear weaponry, I'm all for it. And if it gets out of hand, I'll get honey badgers. (What could possibly go wrong then?)

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Or doing The Vatican Rag. #oldfogy

'Angry Bird in the Sky' spotted by astronomers

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Astrogeek here

Thought it would just be a picture of the Eagle Nebula.

Microsoft exec departs after tweet about Nokia phone

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@turnip handler

"The advantage that Microsoft is that they don't create the hardware so they should be able to work with the high, mid and low end hardware producers to complete in all markets, personal and enterprise. "

Ah, but that's been MS' approach to everything, and the only thing it's won them is the PC market. Everything else has been a fiscal drain or has "won" due to their spending ghastly amounts of money.

The tight integration has been Apple's secret sauce. Because they make (or rather design and control the manufacturing) of the hardware, they can make tighter integration of HW and SW, which helps debloat the SW. (Notice I said "helps", not "prevents".) That didn't win them the PC market (and we know a lot of the factors in that), but it's been a boon to them in portable music players, phones, tablets, ...

And even then, their reliability/return numbers in PCs is high, their PCs tend to be higher quality (in terms of lifetime, time of usefulness, first in class with X technology, etc), and the satisfaction ratings are pretty good.

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Charity? Pah! Most people donate to charity (at least at that level) to cleanse their image and get tax breaks.

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Devil

"The best mobile OS combined with cracking hardware surely can't be beaten!"

It most certainly CAN be beaten, and I've got the sledgehammer to prove it.

Prosecutor calls poker site 'global Ponzi scheme'

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Coat

No, it's a deal where the original investors make money by convincing people to wear sunglasses, ride a motorcycle, and say "Heeeeeyyyyyyy" and "Sit on it" at regular intervals.

Or maybe that's the Fonzie scheme; I get them confused.

Microsoft 'paid over £1m to silence UK exec over sexism'

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drunken behavior and licentious conduct

Sounds like the government agency I once worked for.

Microsoft's high-risk Windows 8 .NET switch

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Not here

Seriously? I live in one of the few Midwest cities that's been doing okay during the recent economic blahs, and I am getting people constantly calling me for Oracle, Java, PHP, RoR, Perl, etc. I'm getting calls from national recruiters. Hell, I even get questions about Objective C, which I haven't programmed in years. The .NET and C# guys I know and network with are looking over their shoulders and asking me to pass anything on to them; apparently more than a little enterprise work is moving from their technologies.

And this is in traditional, older companies in a somewhat conservative city in the Midwest. Anecdote <> global truth, but it's something that's caught my attention.

Apple MacBook Air 11in Core i5 notebook

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USB3 vs Thunderbolt

Any other greybeards here? Remember how people thought Apple was ridiculous going with USB on the first iMac? And no floppy drive? And how "there are no USB devices available" was a common cry?

Mine's the one with the 78 of "Everything Old Is New Again" in the pocket.

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Really?

I've had mine for almost 3 years of fairly heavy use, but the battery is still fine. It's not what it was when brand new (STOP PRESS SHOCKER!) but I still get two hours, easily, unless I'm doing some heavy-duty stuff.

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Love my Ver 1

I've had mine for a while and I'm quite happy with it. It's been beaten to death and still works fine. Yes, it would be nice if it had more performance, but it seems more solid that my old Dell work laptops at about 2-3x the weight and it is SO much more handy to own that a Dell XPS, which is approximately the size of a battleship anchor and not quite as useful.

All I can say is that my next laptop, paid for with my own cash, will be an Air.

Ten years on from Nimda: Worm author still at large

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*ahem*

Sir, we couldn't get the sharks. They're protected.

Celebrating the 55th anniversary of the hard disk

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I don't think think you humans are descended from dinosaurs; however, I have seen some who aren't too far down the road from fish. I have also met a couple who conform to Wodehouse's description of "looks like a parrot dragged backwards through a privet hedge".

Big Apple fake Apple stores agree to rat out suppliers

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Or rather

"on Merkin worker's wages"

That should be "on Merkin worker's taxes". Did you know Connecticut is the most expensive place in the world to do business in terms of business taxes?

Google's Native Client goes live in Chrome

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Huh?

Fugly never stopped people from buying Windows or NASCAR shirts.

HP sued by investor over PC and TouchPad antics

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Huh

So WebOS was at the periphery of tech titan HP's plans? The heck you say.