* Posts by Armando 123

1116 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Aug 2011

Are you a hot BABE in heels and a short skirt? SCIENCE is for YOU

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Wow

And keep in mind this was paid for with taxpayer money.

El Reg official units of measurement: Linguine, Jubs, Hiltons and all

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Re: A bit off topic

"Microsft R&D South"? That's what the MS engineers called it in the not-too-recent past. (Might still, for all I know.)

Arts & social-sci students briefly forced to do useful work at Foxconn

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Re: Hang on a cotton picking minute.....

There is much in what you say, Piloti, but at least in a free society you get to choose how you end up with no money at the end of the month. But in a communist dictatorship, like China or Boston, you have no rights.

Still, at least the student is learning a useful skill, unlike our "social media" intern.

Microsoft's uncloaks Phone 8 developer preview

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Re: On upgrades: Well I have to give it to Apple

"Yes, Apple may do better with updating their products but it isn't like they have a large product line to support."

Which, from the business side, makes one heck of a lot of sense.

Foxconn daddy: 'Don't buy Galaxy S III, wait for iPhone 5'

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Re: What a douchebag...

Hold on, keep in mind that Apple Store employees deal with a lot of people who know nothing about the guts/inards/workings of computing thingies. When they start talking to me, I'll politely interrupt with an "Excuse me, I'm a Unix and Oracle developer", at which point comes the "ah, okay" and more technical explanation.

OTOH, Best Buy is honey-badger-like in its not caring ... though the worst was CompUSSR.

FunnyJunk lawyer doubles down on Oatmeal Operation Bear Love

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Coat

New movie on an old theme

Carre-on Suing

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Joke

Re: Funny Junk's lawyer lacks sense of humour.

A lawyer lacks a sense of humor? The heck you say! Next you'll claim sharks can be aggressive or politicians selfish!

Google in dock again over defamatory auto-complete

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Happy

Re: Poor Adolf Hitler

Godwin bet $5 you'd say that. </jk>

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Re: Do these idiots actually believe ...

As someone who was born one year before an actor with the same name became famous, I can sympathize with these people, but still, grow some thicker skin.

Worse, there was a bishop with my name, as well as a governor with politics just this side of Hugo Chavez. That was embarassing.

Voyager ticks one box for interstellar arrival

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Re: Vejur

If it involves a young Persis Kimbata, I'm for it!

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Re: Here's to humanity in general

Fair point; I'd love to see us build more Voyagers and space probes. However, keep in mind that because the commercial launches make the technologies more affordable, they should make planetary and trans-planetary probes MORE affordable. Of course, all governments are governments OF the bureaucrat, BY the ureaucrate, FOR the bureaucrat; which means they care more about currying votes by ... Sorry, I'll put my libertarianism back; don't know how it got out.

Japan and Vietnam push on with rare earth mining plans

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Re: Give it 5 years and there will be a rare earth glut

Spot on. People react quickly to profits & prices, but what happens is that SO many people will react that the manufacturers will use less or alternates, while producers will mine everything to get it ... and soon there is a glut on the market.

It was ever so. Anyone else remember the OPEC embargos of the 70s? All the non-OPEC nations started pumping out all they could because the prices of oil and gas went up. What's more, the members of the OPEC cartel did the same, though they had signed an agreement not to. In addition, the price initially went up so people cut back uses where they could ... and, well, see above.

Korean telly factory power cut costs Samsung $30,000+ per second

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Believable

In 1999, there was apower outage in downtown Chicago that cost the US economy about $1 billion. And that's Chicago, where the government takes everything. I can only imagine what the cost would be in a free economy like Korea.

Stephen Fry's Pushnote goes titsup

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Re: Failed ideas

Yeah, because the iPad is, um, wait, Baldur's Gate is coming out for the iPad?

#include "emily_littella.h"

Nevermind.

Pegasus rocket lofts NuSTAR X-ray telescope into orbit

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Nearby supernova

No kidding; a nearby supernova would be exciting and interesting, but so is a war ...

Kogan 'taxes' IE7 users

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Re: So what is the tax rate for IE6?

Or perhaps "If you still use IE6, you can't afford it."

Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

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Re: Gun ownership.

Um, religious folk do fall under the banner loonies.

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Re: Gun ownership.

Or maybe 400 years of Europe shipping criminals and loonies to the US make guns a saner option than you think.

NASA cuts inspire 'Planetary Exploration Car Wash & Bake Sale'

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Ah the people's republic of boulder

"And speaking of plights, pity the poor event organizers at the Southwest Research Institute's Space Science and Engineering Division in Boulder, Colorado, where local regulations prevent both the selling of tasty baked goods without a vendor permit and the washing of sudsy car-wash runoff into storm drains."

Well, good, I'm glad all other problems have been solved since I lived in Boulder that they have time to worry about this. Because, you know, we all need more government regulation.

BTW, I wonder if the Town Gang of F-- er, Council will now try to prevent the shining of shoes because the American Shoe Shiners Union Politburo (ASSUP) demands it or because it discourages the required wearing of birkenstocks by people with ugly feet.

Why MongoDB? It's the developers, stupid

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"it sets database technology back 25 years"

Look, sometimes you don't NEED a big database. With my current project at work, we're working on things that don't always have all the data/information available, don't always have all cases similar (and this is modelling the real world, not a business process", and needs to be lightweight. Mongo fits; the data is so non-orthogonal that forcing it into a "real" database would force us to write around the database far more than writing features, enhancements, etc. The code would rot a LOT more quickly with a real DB.

That being said, I've worked at places where you NEED that (911 system, military, drug allergy databases, etc). remember, it's about the right tool for the right job.

Microsoft so sorry for limp wedding tackle gag gaffe

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Huh

"What's wrong with socialist victories? To hell with poverty!!"

Uh, I'm guessing you've not noticed how socialism and poverty go hand in hand. #empiricalevidence

Benjamin Franklin was the first to point this out, before socialism had a name. He was a well-respected scientist and businessman before the American Revolution. In 1770, IIRC, he visited The Royal Society in London and was an honored guest, the great scientist from the colonies, and all that.

He was talking with some of the Society members and one who had been to North America commented that, in Britain proper, they treat their poor much better. Franklin responded, "Ah, I wondered why you had so many of them."

Flying Dutchman creates dead cat quadcopter

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Re: his own cat? is that even legal?

This could only be better if the cat were still alive #dogperson

Chinese diplomat accused of spying on Japanese military

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Re: WTF is economic espionage?

My father worked for a heavy-industry manufacturer and, in the 80s and 90s, foreign "businessmen" who pretended not to understand English were sometimes given tours of manufacturing facilities. They were generally engineers or technologists, and the company quit granting the tours once they realized what was up.

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Re: What!

"The Chinese are spying on people?

I just don't believe it!"

Why, I am STUNNED by this! You'll be claiming the Chinese government doesn't respect property rights, next!

Oz sysadmin says Windows 8 not ready for business

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Really?

"I never thought Microsoft would move in this direction and force people to use a certain service to access local applications."

Somehow, this move doesn't surprise me in the least. It's been a general trend in software for ... nearly a decade, I'd say. I'm just surprised that MS has taken this long to get around to it.

Earth bathed in high-energy radiation from colossal mystery blast

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Re: I wonder what they saw that they interpreted as a "red crucifix"

Graham, you are probably right; the aurora borealis would cover the facts and explain the descriptions. That would make high levels of solar activity the likely (though not definite) cause.

Then again, I seem to recall that the years in the ASC cannot always be taken literally, as events and years were made to fit a pattern. The order is probably valid, but the exact years might not be reliable in all cases. I read that years ago, though, so maybe they have been determined to be reliable.

R is ready for big data

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Using it here

However, we're now looking at converting to C++ so we don't have to spend as much on our cloud services and can embed it in the hardware.

We'll probably still use it for prototyping, as the research chemists love it and you can program it quickly. But it does require a lot of heavy lifting.

US officials confirm Stuxnet was a joint US-Israeli op

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Devil

"Obama wanted to get credit for Stuxnet, as that makes him look tough against Iran," said Mikko Hypponen, chief research officer at F-Secure. "And he needs that as Presidential elections are coming."

Well good. Because national security and international law are NEVER more important than a politician's image during an election ...

Personally I blame Nixon ... but then I've been spending a lot of time with my old hippy in-laws lately ...

Steve Jobs speaks from beyond grave: 'iPads are toys'

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Re: We look at the tablet and we think it's going to fail.

MS might have done the tablet first (or at leat before Apple). Things seemed to be heading tabletward as the tech got more affordable. However, MS viewed it as an oversized PDA. Apple figured out how to make a tablet a proper ly useful device (within certain definitions of usefulness).

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Trollface

Re: "world's biggest recycler of Bill Gates' best ideas"

BTW, do you know what nickname MS employees give to Apple? "R&D South".

I need to multitask, but Windows 8's Metro won't let me

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"it was only a matter of time before they nicked the idea of telling you to shut up and do what you're bloody told."

Oh, MS have been doing that for YEARS.

Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON

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Who else thought

Don't tell him your name, Pike! (*)

(*) - Yes, I know that's not a verbatim quote.

Vatican in pact with Microsoft to initiate world's youths into Office

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Re: Odd that they didn't choose another OS

Neither Larry Ellison nor the IRS would cut them a deal.

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Re: ah 668

My understanding that some recently-discovered older texts show that there was a translation error, that the number was really 616 ... which is the area code for Grand Rapids, MI.

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Coat

Not if you look at it in that "doesn't sweat much for a fat chick" light.

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Oh good

Because the Catholic Church has such a great record with doing what's best for children. And I say this as someone who grew up in a Catholic household.

Crazy Texans dunk servers in DEEP FRYERS

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Re: Mars Bar fried in mineral oil?

Ever been to a state fair in the US? You will immediately feel good about yourself, for one thing.

I will say that some of the things sound disgusting and while not my choice of food, are tasty. I had a nibble of a fried Snickers and it was good. (Of couse, that one bite gave me my daily calorie allowance.) Heck, Simona de Silvestro, a Swiss driver in Indycar and hardly a sterotypical state fair type, has developed a taste for corn dogs after a trip to a state fair.

Hefty Euro reseller: 'We laugh in the face of recession. Ha ha'

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So in other words

People are still buying a lot of infrastructure equipment (which they don't do if moeny is tight and things are slow) while the economy is slow. Hm, sounds like businesses are getting indications that things will be picking up, while the governments of certain nations keep spending in spite of debt.

So remind me, why should we support socialist decadence amongst other nations' bureaucracies? Because that's not why I put in 55 hours a week.

Instagram-owner Facebook emits in-house camera app

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Re: Zuck will spend most of that money, however, on a gigantic tax bill.

Because the tax rate will be > 50% for federal, state, and local taxes, plus he'll have to hire an army of accountants and they don't work for free.

Top Facebook exec begs students: 'Click on an ad or two'

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Devil

Personally

I just mark all ads as sexually explicit. Imagine the marketing dweebs for Baby Gap seeing a bunch of those, consider the ensuing chaos, and tell me that doesn't bring a smile to your face.

Facebookers trigger vote to choke Zuck's data suck

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Coat

Re: Ian 62

If it's a photo of flying helmet and wet celery, you can just say it was an Allo Allo amateur production to raise money for a children's charity.

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Devil

Re: Oops - Share Price gonna take a tumble, again.

Looks like this .com bubble came and went so fast it was hardly there. It's like we only knew to look for it because Stephen Hawking showed, mathematically, that it might be possible.

And the worst film NEVER made is...

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Re: GitMeMyShootinIrons

Perhaps, to paraphrase P.G. Wodehouse, when you start with a baby like that, you don't need to drop him on his head.

Ballmer says 500 MILLION 'users' to 'have' Windows 8 in 2013

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Re: One of you, folks, is in great danger

"Oh jeez, yes let's port every application to be a website. Goodbye consistent UI and multiple monitors."

I hear what you're saying, but there are big differences between what works best among, say, Eclipse and Photoshop and a POV racing game. Granted, there are things that SHOULD be consistent ... anyone who changes CTRL-C, -V, and -X (s/CTRL/CMD/g if $apple) should be shot, slowly and painfully ... but obviously they are different applications doing different things for different reasons.

Official: Apple, IBM are world's most valuable brands

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Re: 'Toyoto' brand valued more than 'Mercedes Benz' ???

Spoken like someone who's never driven a Mercedes ... or had his Toyota recalled for brake issues.

Just sayin'.

Seriously, we're in the market for a new car and someone suggested a certified pre-owned BMW. I can honestly say a one-year-old CPO 328i that I drove, at $30,000, is a better car than any other new $30,000 car I've ever driven.

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Re: 'Toyoto' brand valued more than 'Mercedes Benz' ???

But the world *wants* boring, tedious, overrated transportation units, apparently. And value is driven as much by consumer demand as anything else.

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Huh

"So, while telecoms and tech dominate the top 10, there are arguably only two companies in that cosy group that could be classed as good friends to the channel."

Really? I'd say that estimate is one pair too high.

IT distributors: The only people adding value to the world economy

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Two values

One thing they do is that they provide a larger space and geographically larger areas for many manufacturers to store their goods. This allows for an economy of scale (cheaper to heat one 1000 square meter building than ten 100 square ones, etc) and lets the risk of "decaying like chocolate" be transfered to someone else.

As a consumer, I can shop at one web site for the three things I want, comparing prices and specs and so on, rather than visiting ten or twelve web sites for the comparisons and placing three different orders. My time is valuable, so that's a value add.

Facebook's Eduardo Saverin: I'm not a tax-dodger

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This isn't a tax dodge ...

... and I am Marie of Romania.

Of course, this has NOTHING to do with the US government taxing us just because they can. Nope, not at all. Never. Nothing to do with it. Don't know why that thought ever popped into my head.

[BTW, where is that Sir Humphrey Appleby icon?]

OTOH, might this be related to him knowing that the stock value is basically snow: that the market will realize myFace isn't worth all that, never mind the bag of chips, and he's going to be paying taxes on vapor-money?