* Posts by Armando 123

1116 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Aug 2011

Minister blows away plans for more turbines

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Re: 20 years?

"Britain would take 20 years to do what France could do in six?"

Dang ...

Microsoft to bake Windows 8 in three flavours

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Again wit de voisions!

Once again, MS is providing many versions which will confuse the consumer and create more overhead/headache.

Remember a few years ago when MS announced five different versions of their impending OS release? Steve Jobs, shortly afterward, was delivering a keynote where he explained that Apple had a basic version: OS X. They had a consumer version: OS X. They had a Professional version: OS X. They had ... It was one of those moments where even Apple's critics said "Boy, this is one place where Apple gets it."

So MS reduced, and now they're expanding again. Really?

Himalayan glaciers actually gaining ice, space scans show

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Joke

Re: Nice try

I thought that was caused by Global Drying.

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Re: Look at history (geological that is)

"CO2 levels go up - so does the global temperature. Every damn time so far."

I know there's a correlation, but I thought research had shown that CO2 lagged warming ... a hell of a trick if it caused warming.

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Not a one dimensional problem

Glaciers depend on two things: moisture and cold. I wonder if things have been drier recently (I think that was what some research on Kilamanjaro showed) and now they're getting wetter.

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Re: Doesnt matter

P.J. O'Rourke put it best.

Talking taxes to the government is like talking garbage to your dog. You can tell your dog to stay out of the garbage, but all he hears is "Garbage!"

Laptop computers are crap

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Re: My Air, running Lion, has it: Option+up arrow

As opposed to the fine CTRL-ALT-DEL or CTRL-ALT-L? The Air is so lightweight I'm willing to sacrifice that, given the scrolling gestures with the trackpad

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Re: @ Mikeyboosh

"The keyboard has fuck all use. No page up."

My Air, running Lion, has it: Option+up arrow

New fake anti-virus shakes down frightened file-sharers

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Ways to contact

Have you heard about the "you've won tickets to a [TEAMNAME] game!" that some law enforcement agencies have pulled in the US? They've tracked down a lot of crims and deadbeat dads, though unfortunately the crims and deadbeats seem to have caught on by now. Brilliant idea, though, and it worked a treat.

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Given ...

... the success of religion and politics over the centuries, why are you surprised that people are so easily and repeatedly duped? No flame, just asking.

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

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The Secret Life of Madeleine Albright

Starring Whoopi Goldberg and featuring many Saturday Night Live alumni. Because to get a really bad movie, you have to have Whoopi Goldberg. And Saturday Night Live alumni.

Chinese coders beat all-comers

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Well

A friend working security at a US Government facility would agree. Then again, 99% of their attempted break-ins originate from one country. He didn't say which one, but I believe it rhymes with "whina".

Just sayin'.

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Re: Dueling Headlines

Makes sense if they have the highest highs and the lowest lows, but yeah.

Teens break up with Facebook

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Ready to shutter

I've been on both since ... early 2007, IIRC. With facebook I stay in contact with college friends. With twitter I've met drivers at the Indy 500, local athletes, networked for dog fostering, learned about new bands and new technologies.

Guess which one I find more satisfying? (No offense to my college friends intended.)

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Re: A plague on all of them

My grandfather got beaten by his parents because he would sneak into town to listen to the street musicians sing blues.

So everything old is new again, except the beatings.

Too small to fail: Obama signs Nontrepreneurs Act

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Wait a minute

I thought one of the lefty mantras was that business was no good and deserved no breaks and needed to be watched like a cat watching a mouse.

Personally, I'm a libertarian and think government is way too invasive in all aspects of our lives, but the inconsistency on this is particularly rankling for some reason.

Iran's plan to UNPLUG the INTERWEBS back from the dead

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Wait a minute

Are you saying that an extremist regime with religious-fervor zealotry is denying that they want to censor everything although many independent news agencies are showing proof that they are? Shocking!

And is this Iran or Louisiana?

'Unibody' iPhone 5 said to debut in October

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Re: 4G on an iPhone? I can't wait!

I just read through one. It said something about "first born and a large order of fries", which didn't bother me. I'm on a low starch diet and don't have a child.

OTOH, that bit about "a little piece of your hair and a little piece of your shirt" is worrying.

Five charged after fanboi sells kidney for iPad and iPhone

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Illegal Use of a penalty

#85, offense. 10 yards, repeat second down

(Already jonesing for NFL.)

Apple's stock price swells above stuttering Google

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Re: Wrong index

"Who are the bigger idiots?"

Me. I bought Apple at about $25 and, when it got to $70, thought "There's got to be a market correction coming" so I sold it. The market corrected UPWARD.

Ah well, I made enough to pay down a lot of my mortgage.

IT urine bandit fired and charged

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Re: Um

No, just that I can't bring myself to upvote a post about a guy wanking in such circumstances.

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Um

I cannot bring myself to upvote this.

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Re: What or who did he deem attractive?

"Maybe it's time for pedants to get over the fact that the word "whom" is no longer part of the language."

Fackins' faith, puppy, thou might swive a duck for such pedantry!

(Mine's the one with the copy of Beowulf in the original)

Anonymous turns its fire on China

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Well

So we have anonymous vs China. It's like that hypothetical knife-fight between Hitler and Stalin: you just hope it goes the distance.

[Gets out the old pot, oil, butter, and popcorn]

Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

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WwwwwwWAIT a minute!

ANY Wayans Brothers parody? Did you not see I'm Gonna Git You Sucka? Flipping brilliant if you ever saw those blaxploitation films from the 70s. Two scenes - the one with Chris Rock and the one with Anne-Marie Johnson -- are worth the price of admission alone.

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Devil

What?!?! A bad Adam Sandler movie?!?!

The heck you say! I am SHOCKED to hear this! Next you tell me that the new Lady Gaga song is recycled tripe.

Steve Jobs biopic

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Ideas

How about the late Peter Boyle as Ballmer? Granted, Boyle, being dead, will have too much emotional range. And the idea of Ballmer puttin gon a top hat and yelling "Puddin ona wiiiiitz!" with Gene Wilder might not work.

Hm, this needs thinking.

As for Gates, any pencil neck geek will do.

Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

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Still looking forward to it.

I know it will be different -- with the EU and no cold war and climate now the hot topic, the political landscape is different. But has politics really changed THAT much? When I was growing up in the 70s, politicians and bureaucrats were seen as lying self-serving toadies who were too smug and too clever and deserved a slap on the chops for wasting our tax money on whatever the lobbyists told them to. Whereas today, ...

Apple products now found in half of all American dwellings

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Re: figures

You may be right, but the market doesn't agree with you, apparently.

Personally, I liked the iPod: dead easy to use (even my technophobe mother, in her 70s, picked one up and used it without instructions), better made than competitors in the day, the firewire vs usb1 was a huge win, well made with few breakable parts, simple integration with the computer and iTunes and iTunes store, as sturdy as a brick chicken house, and felt good in the hand. It also fit into my shirt pocket when I wasn't using it, unlike some other MP3 players of the day. It wasn't perfect, but overall it beat the socks off anything else at that time.

The iPhone changed the smartphone game. Others have caught up, to an extent, and in some areas have moved ahead, but OVERALL you can use the iPod description above to describe it.

And IIRC, Apple generally scores at #1 or #2 in product reliability and product satisfaction in Consumer Report surveys of a particular type of product (music player, phone, laptop, etc). You can ascribe it to sheep, but the consumer today is pretty cynical and ready to qvetch about problems with anything. Maybe you need to step back and look at some numbers.

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Foxconn rebrander

As long as we're going with such terms, can we refer to journalists and bloggers as "drunk socialist hack who couldn't be trusted with snake control in Ireland"?

Extreme weather blown away from unexpected direction

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Devil

Re: Seems

And as someone who has seen Florida, I approve.

This interactive wind map is a Big Data lava lamp

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Re: Wind up

Uh, works with OmniWeb...

Apple's Cook tops Page, Otellini in 'Favorite Boss' survey

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Re: Doomed..Doomed I SAY!!!

According to Michael Dell, it's 1997.

FLA, Apple and Foxconn shake on new deal for Chinese workers

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"So 'official' hours and overtime are being reduced. Along with the wages earned by the workers."

So just like the US then.

Seriously, my wife and I are each working 50-60 hours a week and it's just expected. And this is not unusual.

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Re: "Critics argue some abuses are still being ignored"

The only time I had to work on the 4th of July without extra pay was when the US government made me do it.

Just sayin'.

Exploding dinosaur theory EXPLODED

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Devil

Re: I realise that the work is worthwhile and contributes to the science but.........

I think some guys were caught by authorities and one of them BSed their way out of it (we've all gone to school with that guy). So they got grant money, and I say the field of exploding corpses is one that needs funding. In fact, I'm tempted to add anybody associated with the Twilight series as test subjects.

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

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Mushroom

Voted for Manos ...

... but there is still hatred and evil in my heart due to a then-girlfriend insisting we see "Joe vs the Volcano" because she thought Tom Hanks was funny. Should have known then.

Security guards brawl over world's biggest Apple Store

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Re: Mafia?

In China, everything is done via government sanction, or at least via the OK of a bureaucrat. So in a sense, "crime syndicates in uniform" isn't exactly wrong ...

Gov IT contractors hire staff in India to work on benefits system

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Deja vu

Thought this sounded familiar.

http://news.cnet.com/2100-1022_3-5111987.html?tag=nefd_top

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Parliament was outsourced

To Funkadelic.

During the Clinton administration.

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Dear El Reg Editors

We really need that Yes (Prime) Minister avatar.

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

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Windows

Re: Wouldn't want this to go on my permanent record...

Great, now my cranial dj has The Violent Femmes running through my brain.

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Ah, my home state

Consider this: Indiana is the must industrial of the 50 US states; it has the highest percentage of the workforce in manufacturing. However, the strongest union BY FAR is the teacher/education union. You can't win an election and even question things they're doing. The lobby is that powerful.

Which means they can do things like this.

Now, if he wrote this on a school computer, then a three day suspension seems fair if a touch harsh. But kicking him out for this? One of the foulest mouths I ever heard was from a principal on a community golf course; she swore long, loud, and colorfully enough to be a Baptist preacher. (I've played golf with my cousin who's a Baptist preacher, so I know whereof I speak.)

Force Google to black out searches in new privacy law - MPs

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Well thank goodness!

Politicans are getting involved, so now all our privacies will be respected, you can bet that!

BTW, have they had such a vehement reaction to government people leaving personal information on lost laptops and thumb drives? Because I'm sure the civil servants were duly punished.

Mine's the one with the copy of Road to Serfdom in the pocket

'Ugly' MongoDB defies NoSQL death rumour

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Coat

In other words, grok your data

We are using and no complaints. Our data is such that a traditional relational database isn't the right tool and Mongo has been fine. We'll see how the scaling goes, but right now we have other bottlenecks so any Mongo issues are going to be in the future. Fortunately we've architected things so that switching DBs is going to cause minimal (though not minimum) fuss.

Mine's the one with my Oracle certifications in the pocket.

Google asked to bin autocomplete results for Japanese man's name

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Coat

On the one hand

You gotta feel sorry for a guy whose name translates to Harry Ball ...

Mine's the one with the old map of Fort Wayne in it.

Hard-up Iceland plumps for cheaper open source

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Re: Free stuff

Oddly enough, there is a lot of time, money, and effort in keeping closed/commercial software installed and updated. Ever get involved in an Excel upgrade at a 2000+ company? Ain't pretty. Even us Perl/bioinformatics guys got roped into that one.

Revealed: Google's SECRET London office

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All working for Google?

I thought we'd all be working for the government within ten years?

(Although looking at my pay stub, we might be there already.)

Windows Phone left on launchpad by Angry Birds in spaaace

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Windows

Hm

Angry Birds. The Doom of the teens decade. #fogy

Just hope they don't get Bungied.

El Reg Forums FAQ

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Re: Bug? Log-in tick box not remembering

It doesn't work when I'm in privacy mode, regardless the browser. HTH.