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* Posts by Tom Handy

6 posts • joined Thursday 14th June 2007 12:05 GMT

Tom Handy

Get the friggin' laser  

In Spy satellite to slam Earthside

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Might make some good real world target practise for the 747 with the nose mounted laser.

Tom Handy

"keep it locked in a box under the bed with the keys out of the kids reach"  

In Taser unleashes leopardskin C2 and MP3 holster

Lets hope she never confuses it with that other battery operated device, also locked under the bed with the keys out of the kids reach, while fumblingly fingering about in the dark!

Tom Handy

VOIPstunt  

In Skype founder quits

Each to their own I say......... I use VOIPstunt myself on their pay-as-you-go option. For as little as E10 I can get 3 hours worth of free phone calls to most landlines in the world. And the E10 cost you say??? Well that gets spent on 5c international text messages. You have 3 months to spent you E10 before your 3 hours a week worth of free calls reverts to normal rates or else you can just top up again. Might not suit everyone but like I said each to their own.........

Tom Handy

Lets go back to the begin........  

In US Navy to remodel Hitler's San Diego bunker

Just because a bunch of egotistic frog marching extremists hijacked the swastika back in the 30's for a few years should not delude people from its true original meaning when it was first used some 3000 years ago. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

Tom Handy

gum amnesty???  

In Charities turn to text to tackle gangs

"If you owned a gun and Southwark ran a gum amnesty would you deposit your gun?"

No but I might deposit my bubblegum........

Tom Handy

Grassy knoll  

In FBI logs its millionth zombie address

So why have you given these 'netbotters' the assassin (3 name) treatment? Is there a conspiracy in the making.........