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James O'Shea
Mushroom

Re: "who could resist hitting a shiny big red button?"

There are many, many, many Shiny Red Buttons. Don't press them.

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autobutton01.html

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autobutton02.html

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autobutton03.html

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autobutton04.html

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/autobutton05.html

Roger is one dead raccoon as soon as Doc and Sandy get hold of him.

James O'Shea

Re: I heartily await

Been done... http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6685894/call%20of%20cutie.jpg

James O'Shea

What's all the noise about?

If I want to watch a DVD I usually use either my Bluray player, attached to my TV, or slap the disc into my desktop Mac and use either Apple's DVD Player or VLC. In the rare event that I want to watch a DVD on a WinBox, I use VLC; my Toshiba laptop, for example, comes with a perfectly horrible kludge (it _still_ hates Aero! It's only been _SIX YEARS_ since Aero shipped with Vista, for Christ's sake! And the Aero hatred ain't the worst thing about it!) and VLC is far superior. I never even _thought_ about using Windows Media to play a movie. I pretty much never watch videos when I'm running Linux (Linux is for servers, so long as you don't need Active Directory, and I have better things to do than to watch video on a server) but when I do want to watch a movie while running Linux (usually on the same Toshiba laptop, running Ubuntu 9.04 'cause everything since then has been rubbish) I just crank up VLC.

This appears to be much ado about nothing.

James O'Shea
Gimp

Re: just read the comments

1 She's not really blonde, unless you count bleach-blonde

2 are you sure that the avatar that I'm using here isn't female, and how can you tell? And after you're finished with that one, how about ET, the avatar between Jolly Roger and Der Terminator? Or Tux, over to the left of this avatar? You mean that girl penguins don't exist?

James O'Shea

Re: What seems to be unclear

The Palm Beach County School District Police isn't just a police force, it's a fairly sizable police force (153 sworn officers, who carry actual firearms, plus a bunch of others who aren't authorised to be armed) and they have jurisdiction over _all_ crime occurring on School District property anywhere in the county. If they run into something they can't handle, they call the Sheriff's Office, which usually sends out the SWATs. Just yesterday two elementary schools in Royal Palm Beach were put on 'lockdown' and searched by the School District Police while the Sheriff's Office blocked roads, 'cause they were looking for two south Florida crackers who put a tow rope around an ATM and yanked it out of the wall using their pickup truck, put the ATM into the truck, and drove away. The truck was found on School District property, so the School Police are the lead agency in the investigation.

A partial list of the police agencies operating in Palm Beach County, Florida, Land of the Free, includes:

Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office

Palm Beach County School District Police

Florida State Police

Florida Fish & WIldlife

Florida Department of Transportation Police

Federal Bureau of Investigation

United States Marshals Service

United States Secret Service

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms

Drug Enforcement Agency

United States Border Patrol

United States Immigration and Customs Enforcement (no, the USBP is not part of ICE)

United States Fish and Wildlife

I have not listed the various city police agencies, such as the West Palm Beach Police Department, or the West Palm Beach (or the County!) Fire Marshals. And I'm sure that I've missed several Federal agencies and possibly a state agency or two. Also, the US Coast Guard is, officially, a police agency in time of peace. There are coasties all _over_ Florida in general and Palm Beach County in particular. And then there are the various military police agencies on the swarms of Army, Air Force, Navy, and Coast Guard installations around the state, such as the Army National Guard annex right opposite the Sheriff Office's Headquarters on Gun Club Road. (Yes, the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is headquartered at 3228 Gun Club Road. Be advised that their website is truly bad. Donny Trump's golf course is on the other side of the fence from the Sheriff's Office's main jail. I'm not making this up.)

I trust that you are now feeling that you are inadequately policed.

James O'Shea

What seems to be unclear

A lot of people on this thread are writing in ignorance of one simple fact: most American jurisdictions there are special School District police agencies. Here in Palm Beach County the Palm Beach County School District Police is the third largest police force in the county, after the Sheriff''s Office and the West Palm Beach City department. There are _lots_ of school cops in cars hovering near schools from elementary to high. And the school cops are employed by the School District and _do_ have training for dealing with, ahem, 'youthful offenders', and they are the ones who have jurisdiction in schools, not regular police. I don't know which county in Indiana it was, or if that county has a School Police force, but if it did, it would be the school police who were called in.

James O'Shea
Pirate

why indeed

"Then why is he trying to avoid facing the charges against him?"

I can think of several probable reasons why he would want to stay as far away as he can from the courthouse on this matter. Most of them involve evaluations as to who is telling the truth in the matter, and how much truth is being told.

Personally, I suspect that his Taiwanese pirate ancestor was much more honest than Julie is, but that's me.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

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James O'Shea

What is truth?

John 18:38.

James O'Shea

Won't work

I usually watch TV using my own, personal, TV... and a set of headphones. Said TV is hooked to a DVR. This way I can watch what I want to watch, when I want to watch it, and can do so without disturbing anyone else. I fast forward past ads whenever possible. And when it's not possible, I take the headphones off and put them back on only when the show I'm interested in comes back. I have another headset attached to my main computer at home; again, this reduces the noise level, and again, where I can't block an ad (AdBlock doesn't work with some things CNN's videos sometimes come with in-line ads which can't be skipped and can't be fast-forwarded but which can be ignored) I need merely remove the headset. After making note of whatever it was that was being advertised, of course, so that I may be sure to not buy anything from that vendor.

James O'Shea
Coat

"open a passage"

So did the cops open a front or a back passage?

James O'Shea

If McKinnon had not fought extradition in the first place, he'd probably have got a short sentence (two years, tops) and a small fine as Federal fines go (a few tens of thousands, and would be given time to pay it off) and he'd be out and paid off the fine by now. Having dragged things out, he's now going to get the book thrown at him.

And, oh, you're correct. Very few people in the US have heard of him, other than some Federal prosecutors and judges. His problem is precisely that very few know he exist, and most of the ones who do are now extremely pissed with him. Which is why he's gonna get hammered. Thou Shalt Not Annoy The Feds, For Verily, Should Thou Do So, Thou Shalt Find Thyself Buried Under The Jailhouse. At this point his real crime ain't the hacking, it's the irritating the Feds. And he _will_ be seen to be punished for that.

He might do better to have a chat with the boys in the American Civil Liberties Union. Those boys _live_ to annoy the Feds. <http://www.aclu.org/> They probably won't be able to stop the extradition, but once he's in the US they might be able to put a spanner in the Feds' works.

James O'Shea
Mushroom

errm... Aaron, m'lad, you don't seem to have heard of 'maneuverable re-entry vehicles'. Look 'em up, Google is your friend. There _are_ RVs which can, and do, modify their flight path from a purely ballistic path, and apparently at least one such type of RV uses an optical system, not for targeting guidance, but to help evade possible intercepting missiles. (Google is your friend with that one, too.) Note that you are the only one who mentioned 'fins', which almost certainly wouldn't work at RV velocities. Methods which would work include gyroscopes and reaction control thruster packages. (Yes, really.) (Google is your friend there, too.)

I leave as an exercise for the student the matter of exactly who should take a hit off his bong before ever again blithely opening its uninformed mouth in public.

James O'Shea
Mushroom

Release the hounds!

This one should generate even more shouting than the last one.

James O'Shea
Paris Hilton

if they're a porn house, then they already have lots of column inches... unless they're a strictly girl-girl porn house.

Paris for fairly obvious reasons.

James O'Shea
Headmaster

beg pardon

but there were no 'old, out of date' biplanes aboard RN carriers in 1939-45. There were _new_ biplanes (Fairey Swordfish, and later, Fairey Albacore) torpedo bombers; the RN retired the last of its Gloster Sea Gladiator fighters just before the war. The RAF flew Gladiators in combat (Battle of Britain, and air defence of Malta; okay, Faith, Hope and Charity were Sea Gladiators, but were flown by RAF crews and were the sole air defence of Malta for a considerable time...) (here's a pic of Faith <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ZZZ_003915_E_Gladiator.jpg>) but the RN had all metal monoplane fighters (Blackburn Roc, Fairey Fulmar, so not very good fighters...) The Swordfish was speced in the mid 1930s, and actually performed well. It was the single number one best anti-dreadnought weapon in the ETO, killing several Italian battleships and damaging others at various points, mostly in Taranto harbour, and getting three hits on BISMARCK... two of which were inconsequential, and one of which jammed the rudders and doomed the ship. The primary anti-aircraft guns on BISMARCK, the twin 105-mm quick-firing guns, were controlled by the very best electro-mechanical computers then available (Hoo-rah! IT content!) which made them very accurate... except that someone on shore had figured that modern aircraft flew at 150 knots or better, and the fire-control computers couldn't track anything slower. The max speed of a Swordfish was 120 knots (if someone got out and pushed) so they literally flew too slowly to be shot at by the 105s. The hand-held 37-mm and 20-mm guns were much less accurate.

When the Swordfish stopped being a front-line torpedo-bomber (partially due to the shortage of German or Italian major surface combatants to torpedo...) they did excellent anti-submarine work, again thanks to their very low speed. The Albacore, which was supposed to replace the Swordfish, had an enclosed cockpit and was faster... and much less liked, and was phased out in favor of... the Swordfish. (The less said about the Barracuda, the better.) Swordfish were still flying anti-submarine and air-sea-rescue operations at the end of the war. (Just not doing it where there was any chance of encountering hostile aircraft...)

Please don't disparage some of the best British aircraft of the 1939-45 war.

James O'Shea

perhaps they shouldn't have

named their bloody nuke reactor after a spitting cobra. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinkhals>

James O'Shea

my brand new (I got it on release day, from Sprint, took 45 minutes) iPhone has 78% battery as I type this. I charged it to 100% last night before going to bed. I've made several calls today, checked the Map app a few times, checked weather (there's a chance that the temperature may fall below 18°C here in sunny South Florida tonight) and did a few other things. I figure that I can get at least two days on a charge, probably three, and if I cut back on some things, four.

I do not see the problem. I really don't.

James O'Shea

And I got downvoted, thereby proving my point for me.

Y'all are _not_ as leet as you think you are. if you want the job you _must_ first get by the gatekeepers... and that's HR. And they _will_ judge your CV just the way that he said they would. And if you don't submit CVs that fulfill _their_ requirements, you will not get the interview.

You no like? Me no care. And neither does HR. Facts remain facts no matter how special you might think you are.

James O'Shea

"Why write"?

Because far too many commentards around here think that they're leet and will submit CVs with that attitude, and then will never know why they don't get a call back.

Now they know. A lot of them would rather shoot the messenger than fix the problem.

James O'Shea

He's right.

Your CV should be easy to read.

This means no fancy fonts; so far as I can tell the majority of HR departments toss CVs written in fancy fonts out, unread, if submitted on paper, and they don't have fancy fonts installed on their computers and so never see your fancy font if your CV was submitted electronically. (Or, worse, see only a series of rectangles...).

This means plain black text on plain white paper or a plain white background; anything else gets tossed unread.

This means that your CV has to be _short_; one, two, maybe three pages, no more. HR drones' eyes will glaze over at about page 2.5, so if your CV is too long, it won't get read. HR does not care that 20 years ago you ran a SCADA system for an electric utility or that you know VAX/VMS backwards and forwards, they're looking for someone who knows something about Windows-based servers, and in the unlikely event that they know anything about systems they'll know that no-one still cares about Harris H800 superminis or VAX systems of any type. (Yes, I used to run a SCADA system which used five H800s, and I also have a lot of VAX experience, and no, neither item is still on my CV, 'cause it's simply not relevant to the modern world. To show how irrelevant they are, do a google on 'harris h800' and see how far you have to go before you find something that's not a printer. Go on. I'll wait.)

This means that you must, must, MUST spel everythng _correctly_. Yes, HR looks for spelling errors. They have nothing better to do with their time. Your CV must also the rules of English grammar follow. HR is not populated by Yodas or, in most English-speaking countries, Germans. If HR has to work to figure out what the hell you're talking about, they'll simply stop reading your CV and move to the next one.

Your CV must show _relevant_ experience and skills for the position being offered. HR doesn't know or care about the obvious vast superiority Linux-based servers have over Microsoft-based servers, they do know that they're looking for someone who knows something about MS Windows Server 2003, and if your CV doesn't show that you can do that, and show that in a simple, easy to read way, they will not consider you. One of the simple, easy to read ways that indicate to HR that you might know something about MS Windows Server 2003 is that you have the relevant Microsoft certs... and yes, they _will_ check to be sure that you have the certs you say you have. They don't care if you think that those who have MS certs are babbling drones; they care that having the certs means that the applicant meets one of their minimum requirements. If you don't meet the requirements, they'll toss the CV and look for someone who does.

The only thing worse than having HR toss your CV is when they read far enough down it to think that you deserve eternal fame, and stick it in their Wall of Shame. That way _everyone_ in HR knows your name and future CVs will be rejected on sight, and, worse, HR drones move from company to company themselves, and _will_ remember your name at the next company. I once got into the Deep Inner Sanctum at a HR department in a large corporation, and someone had literally tacked up several Awful Examples. The one I particularly remember had 'Ciriculum Vitae' (yes, splld that way) in 36-point Olde English, in red right at the top (margin? what's a margin, we know not these things), on blue paper, and didn't bother to mention his name until about a quarter of the way down the page... and that was in 12-point Bauhaus Heavy. In green. Apparently the applicant wanted to make an impression. He succeeded, but not in a good way.

And, oh, yeah, should your CV get past HR and you get an interview... if you show up jeans and tee-shirt, with a smartphone (Android, of course) hooked to your waistband (no belt, and your trousers are sagging) you're not getting the job, and I don't care how leet you think you are.

If HR doesn't read your CV, you're not getting the job, no matter how great your CV might be.

This may distress some people. Tough.

James O'Shea

But surely

the girls in Gila Bend look like this <http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3508910592/tt1192628> (no, silly, the one on the right) and there are limits to how far His Royal Skirt-Chaserness will go. He's not a sailor, after all...

James O'Shea

A fairly common way of getting rid of pirates was hanging 'em at the high-water mark, and leaving their bodies to rot on the gallows. If and when the smell got to be a problem, tar was usually applied. That way all who passed by (especially other sailors) could have prolonged exposure to an Awful Example of why crime does not pay.

Apparently seagulls and crows thought that this kind of thing was an excellent idea. Think of it as a 17th-18th century seaside bird feeder.

James O'Shea
Pirate

Bah

HSBC = successful pirates

NatWest = incompetent pirates

Barclays = slavers

As per Slave Trade Act 1807, slavers = pirates

Hang 'em all in chains at the high water mark.

James O'Shea

if you use Google Voice

it's simple. Press '4'. <http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-01-07/tech/29997997_1_iphone-app-android-market-download>

If you don't use Google Voice you need a voice recorder app of some kind, which you say you don't want.

James O'Shea

Err... no

"Easy if iTunes wants to talk to your new phone, but iTunes only talks to apples". Not quite. I, for example, have my info (email, contacts, etc.) easily available via Gmail. And, if I really wanted to, I could use Hotmail. I could probably use Yahoo, too, but I don't Yahoo so I can't be sure about that.

Now, it's true that I can't move my apps over, but IOS apps won't work elsewhere. Moving songs and movies and whatnot over is fairly simple; if you had your stuff synced to your computer in the first place, you can use the sync client for the new phone to move 'em. If, for example, you have an Android phone talking to a Mac (possibly the worst possible combination) then you'd need Mark/Space's Missing Sync for Android <http://www.markspace.com/products/android/missing-sync-android.html>. Note that this will handle moving your email and contacts over, too.

James O'Shea

err, no...

Items called "shaped-charge armour piercing warheads" do not exist. Shaped charges are armour-_defeating_ warheads. AP projectiles do their thing by being big, and heavy, and moving fast and punching through armour by sheer force. Examples range from 30-mm depleted uranium bullets, as fired by the A-10's big Gatling gun, to 15" dreadnought main gun rounds, such as may be found at the Imperial War Museum. See <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:15inchgunsatImperialWarMuseumLondon.jpg> for examples of the guns and rounds for them.

Armour-_defeating_ rounds use chemical, electrical, or nuclear explosions to smash or tear or otherwise penetrate armour. Shaped charges in particular use chemical explosives to convert a metal lining, often copper, into a focused jet of plasma which propagates at hypersonic speeds and does the actual penetrating of the armour. The shaped-charge round itself moves quite slowly, and this tends to keep the recoil down to manageable levels. It also means that quite small weapons can defeat fairly large thicknesses of armour. A weapon which fired a 25-mm AP projectile would not be man-portable, or capable of being fired from the shoulder. See further the 25-mm Bushmaster automatic cannon fitted to, among other things, the American Bradley fighting vehicles. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M242_Bushmaster> Note how much the thing weighs... Captain America couldn't carry that thing into action.

James O'Shea

If he has nothing to hide...

why wouldn't he want to go back to Sweden and clear his name? Transparency in all things, Julie.

James O'Shea

Just one solution

Find a new job at a firm which has management which is not quite as stupid as the management at your current place of employment. Then sit back and wait for the explosion at your old place.

I was once briefly (very briefly) employed at a firm even more screwed up than yours. I pointed out to management exactly where the problems were; they didn't listen. I got a new job within 60 days of getting that one because I _really_ didn't want to be around when things blew up. Three months after I left, almost to the day, there were significant problems at the old site, every one of which was due to one of the failings I'd noted, in writing, to management, which _STILL WERE NOT FIXED_. They got things running again (never did figure out who'd hit them) and less than a year later were hit AGAIN, same problems, STILL NOT FIXED.

Sigh.

James O'Shea

Secure enough

to make sure that only seriously motivated people with cutting-edge technology and lots of time and money can break in.

James O'Shea

Bah

They missed the opportunity to call it <insert something beginning with 'P'> Penguin.

There are times when I'd like to have a Punishing Penguin on my desktop.

(Yes, I did go to a Catholic elementary school, and yes it was run by nuns. Why do you ask?)

James O'Shea

here's why

"But why would someone produce A/V software for Linux that was designed to scan windows specific drives? That doesn't make sense either."

Some of us have to support many, many, MANY WinBoxes.. Some of us have users on those WinBoxes who are not particularly sensible, but who for political reasons (they're senior management and sign our paychecks) have admin privs... and then go and do silly things which require fixing. Such as downloading malware. It's so much simpler to set up a thumb drive with Linux and A/V software that knows Windows file formats and malware and use that to kill malware than to use almost any Windows-based alternative, if only because the WinMalStuff can't run on a Linux system...

And there is a lot of Linux A/V which knows Windows. Clam, for just one extremely obvious example.

James O'Shea
FAIL

not on the mainstream media, eh?

"So why has the wall street mayhem not reached the mainstream media? I think we all know the answer to that and I for one am glad that alternatives are being used so that these types of demonstrations can rightfully continue. Times are a changing and we should not stop the momentum because the controlled media says so."

I was unaware that CNN was not part of the mainstream media. They've been following this story for quite some time. See, for example, <http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/02/business/wall-street-protests/index.html>. Notice title: "As Wall Street protest enters 3rd week, movement gains steam nationwide". Notice also that there are (as of time of writing) 9780 comments on that story. Nine Thousand Seven Hundred and Eighty. Not only has CNN been paying attention, they haven't exactly hidden the story either.

And they are by no means the only 'mainstream media' outlet which has been paying attention. I take it that you haven't looked at CNN for at least three weeks...

Next time, do try to actually do some research before you run your fool yap...

James O'Shea

Forefront

"Companies with 50000 users don't use chrome as a web browser."

You'd be correct there. I do adjunct instructing for a local community college and it has well over 50,000 students... and has Firefox and MSIE as standard browsers. Chrome is not visible. (The office has considerably fewer than 50,000 employees, but we don't have Chrome either.)

"I'd also wager they are unlikely to be using forefront security."

Ah... no. The community college uses Forefront. It works quite well, actually.

James O'Shea

oh, please

"And filtering is not that difficult, put a limit on max message size and there wont be much binary content, etc." Bullshit. A properly designed newsreader (i.e., not MSOE) can post binaries in very small segments (way back in the dawn of time, when e-mail accounts were limited in size and I needed to shift humungous 5 MB files I used to segment 'em and post 'em to <name of newsgroup redacted> along with parity data, and then email the recipient and let 'em pick up the file at their leisure) and I _know_ that several newer newsreaders an generate smaller segments than the ones I used. Whatever message size limit you apply will be bypassed within the first few hours at the very most. Usenet thinks that binaries are merely encrypted text, and it is trivial to segment encrypted text. Poorly designed newsreaders (such as MSOE) have problems with segmented files or files using certain types of encryption; properly designed newsreaders don't even notice the 'problem'.

Your solution will (finally!) remove the blight that is MSOE and the plague that is Google Groups from usenet; congratulations.

James O'Shea

lots more, actually

It may come as a shock to some, but there are people in the world who evaluate products on the basis of usefulness rather than which company released them. Accordingly, large numbers of people use MSE and its corporate cousin for antivirus while also using non-MS web browsers (around here, usually Firefox, with a few Opera holdouts and one or two Safari nuts. No Chrome users to my knowledge, though, and if there are any, they undoubtedly will have turned that Trojan-like 'report to the Chocolate Factory' setting off.)

What I find interesting is that persons allegedly working in IT who haven't figured out how to set the automatic actions in MSE. (Hint: it's really difficult, as it involves going to the 'Settings' screen and unchecking a checkbox, actions which should require at least a MCSE.)

James O'Shea

Acronis & laptops

I've backed up this very laptop using Acronis numerous times. I boot off the Acronis disc (which runs Linux, so back off Tuxers) and tell Acronis to do a complete clone of my internal drive to an external drive. Acronis detects the two partitions on this drive (the restore partition and the system partition) and clones 'em both to the backup drive. As a test I also did a normal backup to a different external drive and then nuked the internal drive and restored from the clone; no problems. This laptop shipped with Vista Business 32; I upgraded to Win 7 Pro 64 as soon as I could (translation: the millisecond after I got hold of a free disc image of Win 7 Pro thanks to the MSDN Alliance) and used Laplink PC Mover to copy over everything, including applications, from the clone to the internal drive, so I _know_ that the clone backup works. (I also tested the regular backup; that works, too. PC Mover won't see it, though. Which is why I did the clone.)

I have no idea what on Earth they're blathering about, as I _know_ that it's perfectly possible to use Acronis to back up from a laptop... as long as you're going to another drive. It has to be another physical drive as the clone process will kill all data in all partitions on the target drive, so you can't clone to the same drive, not even to another partition. I suspect that what they _may_ have meant is that you can't clone to the same physical drive... it's just that you can't do that with a desktop, either.

James O'Shea

cloning to USB

"Sounds like what he's trying to do is clone the disk. Why? (No, it won't do this to a USB disk, it has to be attached to an internal controller. Something to do with the way a USB disk is mounted and before any 'tards chime in, Acronis' offline cloning routine runs under, er, Linux....)"

I clone to a USB-attached hard drive all the time. It works. it's _slow_, so I usually set it to run on Sunday nights and go to sleep; by morning I have a backup.

James O'Shea

I must be old

I only know three of those songs, the Queen, VP, and Morrison songs.

And 'We are the Champions' isn't even Queen's catchiest song, that would be 'Hammer to Fall'. 'Under Pressure', ''39', and 'The Prophet's Song' all rate higher than 'We are the Champions'. (Why, yes, I do have every Queen album ever released, why do you ask?)

James O'Shea
WTF?

yeah, right.

"USB2 has absolutely nothing to do on a work desktop ...

Looks at external drive. Looks at thumb drive. Imagines what would happen if they were connected by USB 1.1. Looks at post obviously made by complete cretin. Sighs.

"Once you take the *nix pill, you are outside the matrix ... free as a bird. I understand, though, that for n00bs, it's scary to leave the matrix."

Ah. So Mac OS X is outside the matrix and free as a bird, eh? Nice to know. You _do_ know that OS X is a 'NIX, don't you? It uses the Mach kernel, and is based on FreeBSD and NetBSD. However, 'free' is one thing that it ain't. Looks at post, now conclusively shown to have been made by complete cretin.

James O'Shea

Exactly

We have three levels of network connection:

1 the main network (wired and wireless), which is monitored and has severe restrictions and is there for work purposes only

2 the secondary network (again wired and wireless), which is monitored, but has very few restrictions and is there for visitors, clients, and others. Just don't attach a company machine unless you've got permission in writing. The secondary network is _NOT_ connected to the main network.

3 whatever you have attached to your own devices. If you _don't_ want to be monitored, then bring your own connection. Problem done. (Just don't attach that connection to a company machine unless you have permission in writing...)

The company does not care what sites anyone, including staff, goes to if they're using their own stuff; your own security is your problem. The company cares deeply about not getting malware on the main network. It cares deeply about maintaining system integrity. It cares deeply about data security. Anyone who exposes the company's main network to a problem will be fired, forthwith. It will not matter if no problem resulted. All that will matter is that the idiot in question deliberately tried to circumvent system security.

There are alternatives to using the main network for visiting Arsebook, and the company actively encourages staff to use those. And, should you really, really, REALLY need to get to some site on the blocked list for a legitimate reason, the block can be overridden just for you and just that one time. (And, yes, the logs will show who overrode the block so there had better be permission for said override, in writing.) Should some twat evade the blocks and use the main network and we find out about it (and we _will_ find out about it) we will drop the hammer on said assclown. There have been, in the past, clever dicks who thought that they were smarter than we are; they are no longer employed here.

This is a place of work, not a playground. If someone uses company equipment in ways contrary to their terms of employment (and everyone signs the Internet and Computer Usage Policy documents as a condition of employment and is issued with their very own copies of our policy book) then they will no longer be employed here. They can then go and hang out on Arsebook or whereever to their heart's content.

James O'Shea

Work

At the office, certain sites (including Arsebook) are blocked. Period. All machines connected to the main network are monitored, and certain activities which might indicate that someone is trying to slide past the blocks are flagged, together with the IP and MAC of the offender. All email is monitored. It's the company's network. It's the company's computers. You use 'em for work or you find another job, there are _plenty_ of others looking for work who will be _glad_ to take yours. (The last time we advertised for new staff I had three available spots, and 26 good candidates, after sorting out better than 100 not-so-good candidates, for them. If the company fired the entire department tomorrow they could find replacements for every single person in it by next week Friday at the very most. Those who don't want to put up with the restrictions on company equipment and network usage are encouraged to find employment elsewhere. Immediately.) Non-company computers are not allowed on the main network without direct, explicit, authorisation. This includes smartphones, tablets, netbooks, etc. Attempts to get past the restrictions can be a termination offence.

There is a secondary network which has no, none, zero, connection to the main network and much less restrictive access policies. It is also a lot slower, and is monitored as well. Work computers are not allowed on it; we monitor to ensure that no-one 'forgets' and unplugs the blue Cat 5E and plugs in the white Cat 5, and the MACs of company machines are known to the secondary network's servers. 'Accidentally' connecting to the wrong network is punishable; deliberately attempting to use MAC spoofing to try to get around restrictions is a termination offence. Repeatedly having 'accidents' is also a termination offence.

Now, should you bring in your personal laptop/netbook/table/smartphone/whatever, and should your personal device connect to the internet by some means other than the company network, then the company doesn't care... so long as that device isn't connected to the company network or a company computer at the same time. I am, for example, currently typing this on my very own personal machine connected to the Internet by my very own personal USB stick which connects via a cell company to the Internet. And it's my very own money which pays for the account with the cell company. I have my laptop in plain sight on the desk, beside my company machine's keyboard, and can send and receive all the private email and visit any website I like (including Arsebook, should I ever feel the need to be Zuckerberged, which I don't) and the company neither knows nor cares... so long as I get my work done on time and on budget, which I do.

James O'Shea

stereotypes?

You'd drink too, if you had to live in Scotland.

And as for the 'all food is fried'... <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6PKMex6ZFs>

No sign of frying here...

James O'Shea
Mushroom

Dear Führer Schimdt

I have a Gmail account. i use my real name in my Gmail account. I very rarely access that account using a web browser; instead, I use an actual real email client. This is because I hate webmail crap. I do not use my Gmail account for anything important. I've had that account for many years now, and by this time anyone at Google or elsewhere who might have wanted to snoop at what's in my account will be bored to tears. I recently set Ghostery to kill Google Analytics, and (surprise, surprise!) Gmail's webmail crap doesn't work in Firefox anymore. (I get a page begging me to change my privacy settings. Not gonna happen, Führer Schimdt.) I have turned Buzz off. I have set my profile to be private, and made sure that I am 'invisible' (Ha!) and just in case, I put a pic of Charles Babbage in the picture field, and the address field contains 666 Death Star Lane, Mos Eisley, Tatoonie. (according to that profile, I graduated from Evil Empire Sith Academy with a BS in Long Distance Strangling and my hobbies include skinning telemarketers alive. Hmm. There may be a reason why I never got an invite to Google+. Such a pity.) If I must use the Gmail webmail system, I don't use a browser I use for anything else, and I connect using a USB stick which talks to <name of cell phone company redacted> and which gets a different IP each time I fire it up; track that, if you want.

I expect that one day Führer Schimdt will change the Gmail TOS so that I can't do some or all of the above. That day I stop using Gmail. As I don't use it for anything important, this will not be a loss. I have my very own email server sitting on my very own computer over in one corner. I use my Gmail account as a throw-away for when I want someone to be able to reach me but don't want them to know anything important. Those who actually know me know how to get to my personal server.

Führer Schimdt can bite me. Exit, stage right, singing Spike Jone's 'Der Führer's Face'. <http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/spike_jones/der_fuehrers_face.html>

James O'Shea

Wiretap law

It would be, and is, legal for the laptop tracking company to put something on that laptop to track it. It would be, and is, legal for the laptop tracking company to put something on that laptop that takes pix of whoever's using the laptop (providing that the laptop has a built-in camera, which it appears that this one did) and use those pix to identify whoever was using the laptop at the location being tracked. It would be, and is, legal for the laptop tracking company to hand those pix to the cops and for the cops to use those pix to identify the person using the stolen laptop.

If the laptop tracking company had confined itself to doing that, it would be an open-an-shut dead-bang winner of a case for them. However, they did not do that. They _intercepted a 3rd party's communications without a warrant and without consent_. That's a _felony_. In many states, including the one from which I'm typing, and in Federal court, _all parties involved_ must consent to having their communications recorded or the party doing the recording is in serious legal trouble. This is why when calls are made to support, etc., the first first thing said is a notice that 'this call may be recorded'; that means that you've just been notified of the recording and that if you stay on the line you're giving consent. You can sometimes get them to turn off the recording, but other times having the recording on is a condition of the service, so if you say that you don't want to be recorded they say 'have a nice day' and hang up.

The laptop tracking company should never have intercepted 3rd-party communications. They've turned a dead-bang winner of a case into a dead-bang loser. They probably won't get into legal trouble, but they're going to lose money. A lot of money. And whoever it was who was silly enough to hand those pix over to the cops is going to be unemployed. And whichever cop it was who was silly enough to use those pix is going to find himself on foot patrol in the bad part of town.

James O'Shea

too late

I just got back from the local BestBuy. As I walked in the door, the guy who was just in before me asked the yellowshirt at the door where the TouchPads were. He was told that they were all sold out. A check by phone to the other local BBs indicate that every TouchPad available within about 25 miles has been sold.

It seems that we now know how to shift a non-Apple tablet: cut the price to $100.

And, oh, yeah, that guy who walked in the door ahead of me... he went over to the Computer section and picked up an iPad. I had a look at a Xoom, but the only one on display was off and no blueshirt was willing to explain where Motorola hid the on switch this time, and when I pressed what seemed to be the obvious part it didn't turn on. Dead battery? Wrong switch? Who knows? (Just checked Moto's website, <http://www.motorola.com/Consumers/US-EN/Consumer-Product-and-Services/Tablets/MOTOROLA-XOOM-with-WiFi-US-EN>. It appears that I did, indeed, find the on switch, so it wasn't charged, and none of BB's staff wanted to even try to sell me one. They were falling over themselves to sell the first guy an iPad, though. There's a lesson here...)

James O'Shea
FAIL

and you _still_ presume incorrectly

You can reuse the drive if you so desire. Why you'd want to is up to you, but one of the advantages that a thumb drive has over a DVD (or a download) is that you can take it to the local Apple dealer and have said dealer update it to the latest version of the OS. Or you could download the updater yourself and put it onto the drive, as there's plenty of space left over.

And as for the system requirements... that's because the download version requires the MAS, which became available with 10.6.6. There are three Apple Stores in my vicinity, and the staff there are pushing the USB drives as a way to upgrade from Leopard, without going to Snow Leopard first.

James O'Shea

time for PETA to do the right thing

There are lots and lots and lots of poor, innocent, misunderstood, _hungry_ sharks out there. (See http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/shark-week/ for more) Feed PETA to the sharks.

James O'Shea

you presume incorrectly

"presumably hard coded, non-reusable" would be a bad guess on your part. Just as with the downloadable version, you can use this one as many times as you wish. (You do have to remember to copy the downloadable version to another volume before using it, as if you leave it where it was downloaded it will delete itself upon finishing the update. However, if you copy it to, say, a USB drive, you can use it as many times as you want to.)

What you can't do with the downloadable version is install over Leopard. (Well, not without indulging in some gymnastics, anyway) Apparently you can do that with the USB-from-Apple version. As Snow Leopard costs $30, if you have Leopard and want to go to Lion (why you'd want to do that is beyond me, frankly) you'd have to either buy Snow Leopard first and then get Lion, at a total cost of $60 plus the time required to do _two_ updates. This way you spend $70, but only do _one_ update. $10 seems little enough to pay to avoid the hassle.

James O'Shea

assesment

"My assessment would be that Ebrahimi did a Ratner." You're far too kind.

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