Posts by craigb

Re: Ahh, the compliance industry. Truly a gift of employment to those who would, otherwise be...

To be fair, a lot of compliance people would be out of work if other staff and management were just compliant with reasonable common sense.

Re: Assuming makes an ass out of you and some guy named 'Ming'

nah, he was just following the 'alternative' documentation

Re: Reality TV

@jamespond

I doubt Shirley Manson would look too kindly on your association of (un)reality "stars" with as illustrious a band as Garbage

Re: What an incredibly simplistic mathematical model.

The nearest Trump political rally

FTFY

"the worst ones are the white males out to virtue-signal their support for political correctness"

Perfectly said.

Can I forward my CV as you sound like the sort of PHB I would want to work for.

Re: Uplifting

@Big John - are you South African by any chance?

Re: ICANN

Actually, as far as I can tell, all those TLD's that got hoofed are property of one corporate entity. Their failure to perform is pretty much a reflection of their customer support.

No ad hominenm attacks here,no need to resort to that level.

Re: Rock-boffin?

FTFY Rock-Chic Boffin

Re: Encryption Protocol

Everything is bigger and better in the US of A.

I recommend ROT26.

Twice as secure as ROT13.

BAN ALL KITTENS!!!!

Re: the odds are in and the book is open for how the boss issue is resolved !!!

the boss falls down a lift shaft - you know, that reminds me of the time when a lift was malfunctioning at a previous employer - the doors opened and a colleague fell 13 floors to his rather sudden death. I tell you, after seeing that splat mark I always check thrice before entering.

boss falls down stairs - did I tell you the story of my last medical checkup. The doctor told me, and I'm being dead serious, that more of his patients die taking the stairs than the elevator.

boss has an air-conditioning unit fall on him in the street outside the office - outside? as in real life outside? I must share this story of the last time I went outside, it was just before that lady took over, what was her name again, Marge something or another...

I'll put a tenner on the boss gets found with inappropriate images on his computer, another tenner says it doesn't stick.

and then the fire nation attacked

Re: Why does God HIDE?

He's also quite popular on pornhub

Re: Who actually cares?

It matters because people with this mentality meddle in everything.

*Should* (hypothetically) he prove this, it would then be used as credentials in other arguments, such as (anti)Immunization, teaching creationism in mainstream education, criminalizing bunking Sunday Service (ok, I'm going a bit tinfoil hat - but you get the point)

meh, been sending urls with sound since forever...

Me: "Hey mate, check out www.dwarfnunsmakingwhoopeewithdolphins.org.asm"

Mate: *upchucks*

Re: Sir

Or do people only put money to card games of exploding kittens?

I've definitely been looking in the wrong parts of KS. All I did was contribute to Star Traders 2. Feels kind of weak now.

Is the pieces of pussy card game still running? Link?

Re: There go the plans for the sequel.

or even "In the boys in blue"

They probably sleep better than us honest shlebs, and on much better bedding

" but, I have to say, it is about time that *all* the hardware and software makes get their acts together, stop bickering about "rounded corners" and "making calls" and get on with making products people will buy"

but that's what samsung wants isn't it? They've made an awesome product(which I own so I am biased) and want the chance to compete in the EU market, which apple is using patent abuse to prevent.