Those who feel the need to brag and buy these, are usually the people who are lacking in the length department.

Says me with the size ten feet.

/smug

I think I'll dust off my Bo Selecta dvds and watch the best of MJ.

That's how I'll always remember him.

The Beeb presumed that people would be at work reading it. Hence the part that says 'Are you one of the 30% of adults who do not have internet access at home'.

A pretty far out hypothesis, but I'm gonna run with it.

Can it play Crysis?

Firecracker Knacker Explodes Boyfriend's Tallywhacker!

Half way between twat and shitter.

should shut the fuck up. Channel 4 issued warnings before the programme, so to sit there and complain is fucking stupid.

They can stick their complaints up their stupid arseholes.

Paris, cos she like to fu..

The Red Sonia remake that has been canned? Rose McGowan was going to star and everything.

So does this mean the flu is being spread to non-muslims only? Or can they catch it too?

We need to contact The Sun so they can run an exposé on Mr Hook Hand, cos it's bound to all be down to him.

The headline could read: Hooky's Ham Fisted Attempt To Infect The World.

Also, See Page 3 Idol Contestants in their surgical masks!

a cut and blow-job at the hairdressers.

What a legend.

rappers do. I seen it on a documentary on BBC2.

With such a complicated delivery mechanism, this lander is worth all the money thrown at it. What could possibly go wrong?

that not a single person has mentioned this: Intergalactic Pool, just like on that episode of Red Dwarf.

Get some cheeky, loveable rogue Scouser, and send him into space armed with eight cans of special brew and a tikka massala. He could trickshot the asteroid straight into the sun, and we could stoke him a clipper as he'll back in time for Christmas.

I'll get my coat and sombrero.

It looks like the colours have been altered on the picture with the flag and dvd. It's as if they have added more red to it, as that's what people would expect to see.

I read somewhere that one mission controller on the Pathfinder mission (I think) said they would have clear blue skies for the landing. What's the deal there then?

WHAT IS NASA HIDING FROM US?!

The truth is out there.

sounds like one of those spam emails you get all the time.

However, I do like the sound of Full Monty Stealth Defence through IP Attack Protocols.

Surely it should be he'll marSUEpial the wombat for every penny it has?

Since the new LRO that's being launched this year can resolve down to one metre, will they finally show the Apollo LEMs that are sitting there?

NASA can silence the crazy fools who think that we didn't go to the moon.

Paris, as she probably thinks the moon is made of cheese.

Your rather amazing rant just goes to show what a lack of meat can do to the brain.

I'm off to enjoy a bacon sarnie - which is good as I'm right next to the A1 where the pigs were flame grilled yesterday.

Surely this proves that she is indeed a fantasist?

Anyway, if she wants to be that eco friendly, why doesn't she get rid of her plane?

Just use Immac on the other leg.

Coat GET!

I'd like to get rather drunk, then show Paris my elephant impression. Just to see if she had the same compassion for my trunk.

I'm not sure about her making a mark on the world, but I did leave some marks on my keyboard while watching her videos.