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* Posts by Hayden Clark

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Hayden Clark

1.4Ghz dual core? 2GB RAM?  

In Dell Vostro V13 ultra-skinny laptop

Happy

That would be ample to run, um, Windows XP :-)

Hayden Clark

TomTom also  

In Energizer battery rechargers still haunted by trojan backdoor

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TomTom had a problem a while back that new out-of-the-box satnavs sported USB storage auto-run malware. We were told it was all fixed up and solved. Then I sent mine away for repair, and it came back with a virus on it! So I guess the repair labs in Holland still had the infection knocking around.

Hayden Clark

Found their secred Earth base  

In Are West Bromwich Borg pliers actually side cutters?

Happy

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?layer=c&cbll=52.470818,-2.08665&cbp=13,177.82,,0,-22.5&ved=0CBUQ2wU&ei=w2GaS8j9Ode2sgbzop2-Aw&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Cradley+Heath,+West+Midlands+B645BB,+United+Kingdom&t=h&panoid=0y2VSVcP3BWcWicQ-ITrPw&ll=52.470818,-2.08665&spn=0,359.999431&z=21

or

http://tinyurl.com/alienbase

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Ludicrous ISO modes...  

In Nikon D3s digital SLR

Happy

.. here seem to be useful. The ISO test shots show that the colour errors, instead of being random violently coloured splodges over the image, are a rather pleasing mosaic of colour - rather like very old-fashoned colour film. I can see some people shooting at 102400 ISO just to get that effect.

Hayden Clark

So it's ...  

In 'Negatively strange' antihypermatter made out of gold

Happy

Wibbly-wobbly

timey-wimey...

...... stuff?

Hayden Clark

Games on bbc.co.uk   

In BBC confirms death of 6Music, slashes online budget by a quarter

Stop

These are a vital part of the BBC service for parents. My two have spent hours doing educational and fun things on the CBBC and CBeebies site. On-line content that you are happy for children to hoover up to their heart's content.

Hayden Clark

"Recode Word in .NET"?  

In Visual Studio 2010 - chunky but has a great personality

Unhappy

You are kidding - much of the internals is unchanged from Word 97. As soon as you wander off the beaten track in the yukky ribbon thingy, up pops a dialog that I recognise from waaay back!

Hayden Clark

Has anybody looked at the Asus O!Play?  

In Conceptronic Grab'n'Go FullHD media player

Happy

This claims a huge format compatability list. El Reg?

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technology leaders != techies  

In IE zero-day used in Chinese cyber assault on 34 firms

Badgers

Otherwise, what were "senior technology leaders that had access to core pieces of intellectual property, source code" be doing running IE?

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Real programmers  

In Embedded developments

Happy

have to make it work!

The challenge of making anything go at all is the greatest one in embedded developent - hence the focus on tools and emulators. Buggy compilers, crash-prone in-circuit emulators, invasive tethered debugging solutions are all part of the battle-scars of the experienced embedded software engineer.

There are still situations where the only tools you have are a PROM blower, an oscilloscope (or logic analyser - looxury!) and the most important tool of all, the big wobbly wet grey thing in your head.

Hayden Clark

So that's Hero 1 stuffed then..  

In HTC's next-gen Android flagship phone to debut Feb 2010

Unhappy

... no Android 2.0 for you!

Hayden Clark

Good password tool  

In MS honeypot research sheds light on brute-force hacks

Happy

XYZZY makes "pronouncable passwords", which are much easier to type than random gobbledygook. It is thus easy to create and type 10 or even 12-character passwords.

e.g:

litfulportne

phreplewaint

cordantishus

Get it from http://www.brothersoft.com/xyzzy-for-windows-download-90643.html

The original Haxial.com link no longer works.

Hayden Clark

Ericsson T28 and T39  

In Cell phones don't fry brains, boffins say

Boffin

.. had a stubby sticky-out aerial at the top of the case. If you were on a call for a while, the earlobe in contact with the aerial would feel particularly hot. I wonder If my left ear will become a great cancerous cauliflower in later life?

Hayden Clark

Pressure from the GSMA/3GPP?  

In Millions of mobiles blocked by Indian authorities

Happy

Maybe the Indian government had a little chat with the IP-holders for GSM technology, that have almost certainly not been paid for the chips in the phones? If the manufacturers were members of GSMA, they'd be able to get real IMEIs allocated.

Hayden Clark

Grr - fake "review" sites!  

In When algorithms attack, does Google hear you scream?

Unhappy

What the shopping comparison sites have utterly broken is the ability to type "<product I'm thinking of buying> review" into the search box, and actually turn up reviews of the product. All you get are page after page of shopping sites, each with either "review" in the title, or containing a link that says "no review - click here to write one. Worse, try "<obsolete product on eBay> review" and you turn up dead pages from the same shopping sites!

Hayden Clark

Capacitors to boost alkalines?  

In 'Hybridisation' tech to quintuple battery life

Happy

I invented this years ago :-). Put a low-leakage electrolytic across the cell of an analog quartz clock, and you get much more life out of the cell. The mechanism draws power in pulses once a second, and the cap provides the pulse instead of the cell.

Hayden Clark

Flak  

In Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

Headmaster

It's FLAK, not flack! As in the anti-aircraft fire in WW2. WW1 Algy's called it ack-ack or archie.

So, "taking flak" is taking multiple shots from a wildly-spraying machine-gun operated by an enemy.

/pedant

Hayden Clark

Real reason will be revealed when it's turned on  

In Election makes net snooping a pariah policy

Black Helicopters

The initial justification is anti-terror.

The anti-pervert justification will then get invoked.

In use? It will get used for what it's really for:

1) Sniffing out dissent, organised protest and investigative journalism amongst UK citizens, and

2) Copyright enforcement.

with 2) being the source of the bribes for voting it in.

Hayden Clark

Screen readers?  

In Mozilla plots Firefox interface overhaul

FAIL

As soon as you dump the Windows standard UI resources, screen readers can't see the menus, making the program inaccessable for blind users, or users that have to use something else but a mounse and keyboard to interact with the app. It's just the usual arrogant eye-candy, in other words.

Hayden Clark

Relax...  

In Apple blueprints the iShoe

Happy

... and enjoy your shoes!

Hayden Clark

NiMH is the way to go  

In Liquid electrocar batteries could be replaced at pumps

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See

http://jcwinnie.biz/wordpress/?p=2033

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_encumbrance_of_large_automotive_NiMH_batteries

That's why everybody is pissing about with dangerous, expensive Lithium cells for e-cars. We should have been driving about in electric cars for years by now.

Hayden Clark

Lets outsource THEM not US...  

In ITV reaches for remote by cutting loose techies

FAIL

.. is how management work. Instead of looking at the largest block of cost, they look to cut the department that a) doesn't contain their direct staff b) contains no "talent" c) contains none of their friends - i.e., none of US.

So, admin, HR, "corporate", they will be relatively untouched.

I bet IT is a relatively small part of the overall outgoings, but as the execs don't know what it does, they assume it isn't important.

Hayden Clark

Cable needs paying for?  

In Virgin Media to trial IPTV off-cable network

Unhappy

It's already been paid for by the investors who were wiped out by the bank's debt-for-equity swaps that were used to keep NTL afloat. So VM doesn't actually have the vast cost of the cable network on its books, AIUI.

Hayden Clark

USB = useless for hard drives  

In First USB 3.0 hard drives fall short of SuperSpeed speed

FAIL

The problem with USB is the Mass Storage mode. It requires a special driver (not always available in pre-boot and rescue disk environments) and the implemetation in the built-for-a-penny controllers can be pants. One I know of barfs after transferring a few 10's of Gigs.

eSata drives look like on-board drives to most rescue/recovery environments, either by directly using the SATA interrface in IDE mode, or using the BIOS.

Why is this important? Because portable drives are often used for backup, so need to reliably and quickly store BIG piles of data, and have to work in some kind of pre-boot environment to perform a restore.

Missing off eSata connectors on high-end or corporate machines is pretty criminal, really.

Hayden Clark

"Oh, look! We got caught!"  

In DVLA pledges investigation over Castrol spy posters

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"The DVLA today said such use was "inappropriate" and it was "urgently investigating" ".

HA!

Hayden Clark

Lawsuit!  

In Twitter gets $100m injection

Unhappy

The investors who put up the money for the fund need to sue the managers for incompetence. After giving them a good going-over in an alley. A mutual fund, in particular, has no right to piss the member's money away just for dot-com bragging rights.

@unlimited

Oh, and for real Web2.0 cred, not only do you print out the screen shot and photograph it, but you post it on Flickr!

Hayden Clark

Printers  

In ARM wrestles Intel for netbook crown

FAIL

That's what kills Linux in the non-techy home. Printers. If you can't just plug the CanopsonMark multi-function that everybody has in to it, and print a page in a minute or so, it is "broken" for the domestic user and will get returned.

When's the last time you saw a manufacturer CD with .debs, .rpms and tgzs on it?

Hayden Clark

Adblock? NoScript?  

In Google bolts 'stable' Chrome 3 onto interwebs

FAIL

No? Back to Firefox, then....

Hayden Clark

Had they any brain...  

In Disney sued over Pixar lamp 'copy'

...they would have paid Luxo to make the promotional mini-lamp. At $120, I guess they could afford it too!

Hayden Clark

Time for the ISP to get involved  

In Mozilla: Web's future rests with millions outside IT

Grenade

Since virtually all malware is internet-sourced in some way, most "internet security" packages are actually internet filters. There is no technical reasons preventing:

1) The ISP implenting malware detection in all inbound IP streams, and

2) Using simple heuristic detection methods to spot infected PCs.

Hayden Clark

No such thing as "free" classical music  

In US music publishers sue online lyrics sites

Unhappy

1) Any performance you hear will be recent enough to be copyrighted. The *performance* has its own copyright.

2) Any sheet music you see will have been re-issued by a music publishing house, so the edition you have is copyrighted, and can't be copied even if the composer died centuries ago. (this is the music version of copytheft).

Only if you can find sheet music more than (70? 100?) years old, can you freely copy and perform. Really. Don't throw those old hymn-books out!

Hayden Clark

Isn't the DPA a "law"  

In Trade body loses laptop full of driving conviction data

Unhappy

Meaning that breaking it is a "crime".

And when the police find out that a "crime" has been committted, doesn't the CPP get involved?

Leading to convictions, fines, jail time etc?

So why *is* the DPA never enforced?

Hayden Clark

So if customers have "no alternative office suite"...  

In Microsoft warns of 'irreparable harm' on court's Word injunction

Gates Horns

... shouldn't the DoJ get involved? Price controls on MSOffice? enforced license-free interoperability docs?

Yeah.....

Hayden Clark

"increase anxiety about online services among customers"  

In Cops swoop on e-crime gangs after banks pool intelligence

Unhappy

There, That's the real, only reason for the secrecy.

Hayden Clark

USB power  

In LG XD2 500GB

FAIL

Too many of these 2.5" drives take more than 500mA on spin-up, killing some laptop USB interfaces. Most people have no clue about this, and won't bother plugging in both cables.

A properly-designed unit would first check for sufficient power being available, or use a drive with modified firmware that would spin-up much more slowly.

Hayden Clark

Safety issues  

In Designer pitches flat-pack power plug

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It's a lovely idea - very ingenious. Being able to use it folded is brilliant. If they ever sold one, I'd buy it like a shot.

However. It would fail approval in the UK due to the finger access issues.

1) You can use it in a standard socket with the live and neutral pins in position, but with the finger shield still folded.

2) In "compact" mode, the live pin would be too accessable.

The pins are shrouded which might improve matters - someone nearer to the approvals process could say if this shrouding on modern plugs means that the minimum faceplate dimensions are now smaller.

Maybe if the shroud folded forwards it would be a goer?

You used to be able to get a plug with folding pins - but the manufacturer stopped making them.

Hayden Clark

....bought by Microsoft! Aaaagh!  

In Wall Street hammers for sale sign in Novell lawn

cuz then MS would own the UNIX source code.

Game over.

Hayden Clark

Token, sticky label...  

In ContactPoint offers tokens for access

Unhappy

... PIN written on sticky label.....

Taxi/train/bus.

These people have no clue.

Hayden Clark

Battery Technology?  

In Chinese firm unveils long-distance e-car

Happy

I wonder if they're stumping up for the licence for big NiMh cells?

Hayden Clark

"Automatic"  

In Clickfree Traveler SSD

Stop

... er, only on a PC that has autorun enabled. Which, nowadays, should be relatively few.

Hayden Clark

Outsource the porting work  

In Unsafe at any speed: Memcpy() banished in Redmond

Unhappy

... this will ensure that

int getDataIntoBuffer(socket * src, void * buff)

WON'T get changed to

int getDataIntoBuffer(socket * src, void * buff, int bufLen)

and ALL the structures that contain buffer pointers WONT have corresponding buffer lengths added.

and whenever a buffer is reallocated ALL the buffer length values WON'T get updated.

If you've underquoted for the work - you'll just be memcpy_s(src,len,dst,len)'ing with the best of 'em.

Oh yes.

And then we download the new secure "patched" version.

Hayden Clark

Bent garages  

In E-car supplier demos battery swap-shop

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... and don't forget the ready market in "reconditioned" cells, and a mysterious shortage of house bricks near replacement stations. After all, you can't drive back to the place to complain you ran out of juice too soon, can you?

Hayden Clark

however....  

In Adobe PSD pushes programmer too far

Happy

... the featured rant is the only useful comment in the code. Otherwise, it's "self-documenting"

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Time is ticking on this one  

In Microsoft's TomTom patents under scrutiny

Unhappy

Simply because the prior art is back from the Dawn Of Computing (tm), and the bright, young students and post-grads that invented it all are now getting on a bit. If Microsoft can spin this out for long enough, nobody who remembers working on this stuff will still be alive!

Hayden Clark

Real drivers  

In FEV talks up Caliber ReEV

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.. don't drive at a constant 56mph. They overtake, get caught behind trucks, get bored, are in a hurry. As a result, there's a deal of speeding-up and slowing-down being done all the time, even on the motorway. I think you'll find that a mid-size saloon uses less than 50HP to trundle along on the flat, so with a bit of regenerative braking and a small amount of surplus, the batteries should be being topped up even when cruising.

The efficiency gain is because a) the engine always runs at peak efficiency and b) you aren't wasting energy in a slushmatic when yoou accelerate.

The 40mile range means that 80% of us can get to work without starting the engine at all.

Hayden Clark

A new problem  

In The Quick - and the Dead in the Water

Happy

To be fair - it's only in the last 5 years or so that professional digital SLRs have been high-enough res with sufficient sensitivity to catch 10pt Times New Roman from 15ft without a tripod ;-)

Hayden Clark

Intel still don't get embedded  

In Intel trades ownership for popularity on mobile Linux project

Boffin

... ever since they did a "low power" 386-based system-on-chip for the Nokia 9000. Embedded devices need the *latest* fabrication technology, with low-power, low leakage chips, with trinky-dink power management schemes. Not some desktop/laptop castoffs.

Rememer, the Atom's 4W TDP is over an amp out of a 3.6V Lithium cell!

Hayden Clark

Published ideas  

In Google admits data center podification

Boffin

Suurely, if an idea is "published" - and a presentation of the idea to a random group of people constitutes "published" - a patent is impossible? The instant of publication is the date of the prior art that invalidates the patent.

Hayden Clark

It's not just bandwidth  

In eSATA: A doomed stopgap?

Boffin

The big advantage of eSata is that it looks enough like SATA that it is properly supported at BIOS level in all PCs, and will usually work with bootable rescue and backup systems - at full native speeds.

In corporate environments, this means that imaging machines can be done quickly from eSATA drives, and whole-disk backup and restore is quicker and more reliable.

Hayden Clark

but the carrier part was still under development "with carriers around the world."  

In iPhone 3.0 beta reveals mixed blessing

Unhappy

In other words, making sure that the tethered connection is either logging in to a special server or uses a separate non-user-changeable APN to allow for differential charging and throttling.

Thus it will probably be cheaper to buy a separate dongle and SIM for laptop data, instead of using your iPhone. Just not as kewl-looking.

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