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Posted Friday 11th September 2009 12:21 GMT
In Disney sued over Pixar lamp 'copy'
...they would have paid Luxo to make the promotional mini-lamp. At $120, I guess they could afford it too!
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Posted Friday 19th March 2010 01:09 GMT
In Dell Vostro V13 ultra-skinny laptop
That would be ample to run, um, Windows XP :-)
Posted Thursday 18th March 2010 10:50 GMT
In Energizer battery rechargers still haunted by trojan backdoor
TomTom had a problem a while back that new out-of-the-box satnavs sported USB storage auto-run malware. We were told it was all fixed up and solved. Then I sent mine away for repair, and it came back with a virus on it! So I guess the repair labs in Holland still had the infection knocking around.
Posted Monday 15th March 2010 14:43 GMT
In Are West Bromwich Borg pliers actually side cutters?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?layer=c&cbll=52.470818,-2.08665&cbp=13,177.82,,0,-22.5&ved=0CBUQ2wU&ei=w2GaS8j9Ode2sgbzop2-Aw&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Cradley+Heath,+West+Midlands+B645BB,+United+Kingdom&t=h&panoid=0y2VSVcP3BWcWicQ-ITrPw&ll=52.470818,-2.08665&spn=0,359.999431&z=21
or
http://tinyurl.com/alienbase
Posted Friday 12th March 2010 16:49 GMT
.. here seem to be useful. The ISO test shots show that the colour errors, instead of being random violently coloured splodges over the image, are a rather pleasing mosaic of colour - rather like very old-fashoned colour film. I can see some people shooting at 102400 ISO just to get that effect.
Posted Friday 5th March 2010 23:31 GMT
In 'Negatively strange' antihypermatter made out of gold
Wibbly-wobbly
timey-wimey...
...... stuff?
Posted Tuesday 2nd March 2010 16:07 GMT
In BBC confirms death of 6Music, slashes online budget by a quarter
These are a vital part of the BBC service for parents. My two have spent hours doing educational and fun things on the CBBC and CBeebies site. On-line content that you are happy for children to hoover up to their heart's content.
Posted Friday 26th February 2010 00:01 GMT
In Visual Studio 2010 - chunky but has a great personality
You are kidding - much of the internals is unchanged from Word 97. As soon as you wander off the beaten track in the yukky ribbon thingy, up pops a dialog that I recognise from waaay back!
Posted Thursday 21st January 2010 11:58 GMT
In Conceptronic Grab'n'Go FullHD media player
This claims a huge format compatability list. El Reg?
Posted Friday 15th January 2010 10:33 GMT
In IE zero-day used in Chinese cyber assault on 34 firms
Otherwise, what were "senior technology leaders that had access to core pieces of intellectual property, source code" be doing running IE?
Posted Monday 11th January 2010 10:22 GMT
have to make it work!
The challenge of making anything go at all is the greatest one in embedded developent - hence the focus on tools and emulators. Buggy compilers, crash-prone in-circuit emulators, invasive tethered debugging solutions are all part of the battle-scars of the experienced embedded software engineer.
There are still situations where the only tools you have are a PROM blower, an oscilloscope (or logic analyser - looxury!) and the most important tool of all, the big wobbly wet grey thing in your head.
Posted Monday 7th December 2009 12:01 GMT
In HTC's next-gen Android flagship phone to debut Feb 2010
... no Android 2.0 for you!
Posted Friday 4th December 2009 12:44 GMT
In MS honeypot research sheds light on brute-force hacks
XYZZY makes "pronouncable passwords", which are much easier to type than random gobbledygook. It is thus easy to create and type 10 or even 12-character passwords.
e.g:
litfulportne
phreplewaint
cordantishus
Get it from http://www.brothersoft.com/xyzzy-for-windows-download-90643.html
The original Haxial.com link no longer works.
Posted Friday 4th December 2009 12:21 GMT
In Cell phones don't fry brains, boffins say
.. had a stubby sticky-out aerial at the top of the case. If you were on a call for a while, the earlobe in contact with the aerial would feel particularly hot. I wonder If my left ear will become a great cancerous cauliflower in later life?
Posted Wednesday 2nd December 2009 12:52 GMT
In Millions of mobiles blocked by Indian authorities
Maybe the Indian government had a little chat with the IP-holders for GSM technology, that have almost certainly not been paid for the chips in the phones? If the manufacturers were members of GSMA, they'd be able to get real IMEIs allocated.
Posted Thursday 19th November 2009 12:47 GMT
In When algorithms attack, does Google hear you scream?
What the shopping comparison sites have utterly broken is the ability to type "<product I'm thinking of buying> review" into the search box, and actually turn up reviews of the product. All you get are page after page of shopping sites, each with either "review" in the title, or containing a link that says "no review - click here to write one. Worse, try "<obsolete product on eBay> review" and you turn up dead pages from the same shopping sites!
Posted Thursday 19th November 2009 12:11 GMT
In 'Hybridisation' tech to quintuple battery life
I invented this years ago :-). Put a low-leakage electrolytic across the cell of an analog quartz clock, and you get much more life out of the cell. The mechanism draws power in pulses once a second, and the cap provides the pulse instead of the cell.
Posted Thursday 12th November 2009 12:21 GMT
In Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse
It's FLAK, not flack! As in the anti-aircraft fire in WW2. WW1 Algy's called it ack-ack or archie.
So, "taking flak" is taking multiple shots from a wildly-spraying machine-gun operated by an enemy.
/pedant
Posted Wednesday 11th November 2009 14:58 GMT
In Election makes net snooping a pariah policy
The initial justification is anti-terror.
The anti-pervert justification will then get invoked.
In use? It will get used for what it's really for:
1) Sniffing out dissent, organised protest and investigative journalism amongst UK citizens, and
2) Copyright enforcement.
with 2) being the source of the bribes for voting it in.
Posted Thursday 5th November 2009 13:02 GMT
In Mozilla plots Firefox interface overhaul
As soon as you dump the Windows standard UI resources, screen readers can't see the menus, making the program inaccessable for blind users, or users that have to use something else but a mounse and keyboard to interact with the app. It's just the usual arrogant eye-candy, in other words.
Posted Thursday 22nd October 2009 11:16 GMT
In Liquid electrocar batteries could be replaced at pumps
See
http://jcwinnie.biz/wordpress/?p=2033
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patent_encumbrance_of_large_automotive_NiMH_batteries
That's why everybody is pissing about with dangerous, expensive Lithium cells for e-cars. We should have been driving about in electric cars for years by now.
Posted Tuesday 20th October 2009 13:06 GMT
In ITV reaches for remote by cutting loose techies
.. is how management work. Instead of looking at the largest block of cost, they look to cut the department that a) doesn't contain their direct staff b) contains no "talent" c) contains none of their friends - i.e., none of US.
So, admin, HR, "corporate", they will be relatively untouched.
I bet IT is a relatively small part of the overall outgoings, but as the execs don't know what it does, they assume it isn't important.
Posted Friday 9th October 2009 00:05 GMT
In Virgin Media to trial IPTV off-cable network
It's already been paid for by the investors who were wiped out by the bank's debt-for-equity swaps that were used to keep NTL afloat. So VM doesn't actually have the vast cost of the cable network on its books, AIUI.
Posted Monday 28th September 2009 12:29 GMT
In First USB 3.0 hard drives fall short of SuperSpeed speed
The problem with USB is the Mass Storage mode. It requires a special driver (not always available in pre-boot and rescue disk environments) and the implemetation in the built-for-a-penny controllers can be pants. One I know of barfs after transferring a few 10's of Gigs.
eSata drives look like on-board drives to most rescue/recovery environments, either by directly using the SATA interrface in IDE mode, or using the BIOS.
Why is this important? Because portable drives are often used for backup, so need to reliably and quickly store BIG piles of data, and have to work in some kind of pre-boot environment to perform a restore.
Missing off eSata connectors on high-end or corporate machines is pretty criminal, really.
Posted Monday 28th September 2009 11:39 GMT
In DVLA pledges investigation over Castrol spy posters
"The DVLA today said such use was "inappropriate" and it was "urgently investigating" ".
HA!
Posted Friday 25th September 2009 09:24 GMT
In Twitter gets $100m injection
The investors who put up the money for the fund need to sue the managers for incompetence. After giving them a good going-over in an alley. A mutual fund, in particular, has no right to piss the member's money away just for dot-com bragging rights.
@unlimited
Oh, and for real Web2.0 cred, not only do you print out the screen shot and photograph it, but you post it on Flickr!
Posted Thursday 17th September 2009 10:33 GMT
In ARM wrestles Intel for netbook crown
That's what kills Linux in the non-techy home. Printers. If you can't just plug the CanopsonMark multi-function that everybody has in to it, and print a page in a minute or so, it is "broken" for the domestic user and will get returned.
When's the last time you saw a manufacturer CD with .debs, .rpms and tgzs on it?
Posted Wednesday 16th September 2009 12:11 GMT
In Google bolts 'stable' Chrome 3 onto interwebs
No? Back to Firefox, then....
Posted Friday 11th September 2009 12:21 GMT
In Disney sued over Pixar lamp 'copy'
...they would have paid Luxo to make the promotional mini-lamp. At $120, I guess they could afford it too!
Posted Tuesday 1st September 2009 10:12 GMT
In Mozilla: Web's future rests with millions outside IT
Since virtually all malware is internet-sourced in some way, most "internet security" packages are actually internet filters. There is no technical reasons preventing:
1) The ISP implenting malware detection in all inbound IP streams, and
2) Using simple heuristic detection methods to spot infected PCs.
Posted Friday 28th August 2009 14:48 GMT
In US music publishers sue online lyrics sites
1) Any performance you hear will be recent enough to be copyrighted. The *performance* has its own copyright.
2) Any sheet music you see will have been re-issued by a music publishing house, so the edition you have is copyrighted, and can't be copied even if the composer died centuries ago. (this is the music version of copytheft).
Only if you can find sheet music more than (70? 100?) years old, can you freely copy and perform. Really. Don't throw those old hymn-books out!
Posted Friday 21st August 2009 11:42 GMT
In Trade body loses laptop full of driving conviction data
Meaning that breaking it is a "crime".
And when the police find out that a "crime" has been committted, doesn't the CPP get involved?
Leading to convictions, fines, jail time etc?
So why *is* the DPA never enforced?
Posted Wednesday 19th August 2009 09:45 GMT
In Microsoft warns of 'irreparable harm' on court's Word injunction
... shouldn't the DoJ get involved? Price controls on MSOffice? enforced license-free interoperability docs?
Yeah.....
Posted Wednesday 8th July 2009 13:05 GMT
In Cops swoop on e-crime gangs after banks pool intelligence
There, That's the real, only reason for the secrecy.
Posted Wednesday 24th June 2009 13:13 GMT
In LG XD2 500GB
Too many of these 2.5" drives take more than 500mA on spin-up, killing some laptop USB interfaces. Most people have no clue about this, and won't bother plugging in both cables.
A properly-designed unit would first check for sufficient power being available, or use a drive with modified firmware that would spin-up much more slowly.
Posted Wednesday 24th June 2009 11:11 GMT
In Designer pitches flat-pack power plug
It's a lovely idea - very ingenious. Being able to use it folded is brilliant. If they ever sold one, I'd buy it like a shot.
However. It would fail approval in the UK due to the finger access issues.
1) You can use it in a standard socket with the live and neutral pins in position, but with the finger shield still folded.
2) In "compact" mode, the live pin would be too accessable.
The pins are shrouded which might improve matters - someone nearer to the approvals process could say if this shrouding on modern plugs means that the minimum faceplate dimensions are now smaller.
Maybe if the shroud folded forwards it would be a goer?
You used to be able to get a plug with folding pins - but the manufacturer stopped making them.
Posted Sunday 21st June 2009 22:50 GMT
In Wall Street hammers for sale sign in Novell lawn
cuz then MS would own the UNIX source code.
Game over.
Posted Tuesday 9th June 2009 11:42 GMT
In ContactPoint offers tokens for access
... PIN written on sticky label.....
Taxi/train/bus.
These people have no clue.
Posted Monday 8th June 2009 13:13 GMT
In Chinese firm unveils long-distance e-car
I wonder if they're stumping up for the licence for big NiMh cells?
Posted Thursday 28th May 2009 15:25 GMT
... er, only on a PC that has autorun enabled. Which, nowadays, should be relatively few.
Posted Friday 15th May 2009 13:31 GMT
In Unsafe at any speed: Memcpy() banished in Redmond
... this will ensure that
int getDataIntoBuffer(socket * src, void * buff)
WON'T get changed to
int getDataIntoBuffer(socket * src, void * buff, int bufLen)
and ALL the structures that contain buffer pointers WONT have corresponding buffer lengths added.
and whenever a buffer is reallocated ALL the buffer length values WON'T get updated.
If you've underquoted for the work - you'll just be memcpy_s(src,len,dst,len)'ing with the best of 'em.
Oh yes.
And then we download the new secure "patched" version.
Posted Thursday 14th May 2009 13:58 GMT
In E-car supplier demos battery swap-shop
... and don't forget the ready market in "reconditioned" cells, and a mysterious shortage of house bricks near replacement stations. After all, you can't drive back to the place to complain you ran out of juice too soon, can you?
Posted Friday 1st May 2009 00:06 GMT
In Adobe PSD pushes programmer too far
... the featured rant is the only useful comment in the code. Otherwise, it's "self-documenting"
Posted Wednesday 29th April 2009 10:47 GMT
In Microsoft's TomTom patents under scrutiny
Simply because the prior art is back from the Dawn Of Computing (tm), and the bright, young students and post-grads that invented it all are now getting on a bit. If Microsoft can spin this out for long enough, nobody who remembers working on this stuff will still be alive!
Posted Wednesday 15th April 2009 15:50 GMT
.. don't drive at a constant 56mph. They overtake, get caught behind trucks, get bored, are in a hurry. As a result, there's a deal of speeding-up and slowing-down being done all the time, even on the motorway. I think you'll find that a mid-size saloon uses less than 50HP to trundle along on the flat, so with a bit of regenerative braking and a small amount of surplus, the batteries should be being topped up even when cruising.
The efficiency gain is because a) the engine always runs at peak efficiency and b) you aren't wasting energy in a slushmatic when yoou accelerate.
The 40mile range means that 80% of us can get to work without starting the engine at all.
Posted Thursday 9th April 2009 18:33 GMT
In The Quick - and the Dead in the Water
To be fair - it's only in the last 5 years or so that professional digital SLRs have been high-enough res with sufficient sensitivity to catch 10pt Times New Roman from 15ft without a tripod ;-)
Posted Thursday 2nd April 2009 13:47 GMT
In Intel trades ownership for popularity on mobile Linux project
... ever since they did a "low power" 386-based system-on-chip for the Nokia 9000. Embedded devices need the *latest* fabrication technology, with low-power, low leakage chips, with trinky-dink power management schemes. Not some desktop/laptop castoffs.
Rememer, the Atom's 4W TDP is over an amp out of a 3.6V Lithium cell!
Posted Thursday 2nd April 2009 11:05 GMT
In Google admits data center podification
Suurely, if an idea is "published" - and a presentation of the idea to a random group of people constitutes "published" - a patent is impossible? The instant of publication is the date of the prior art that invalidates the patent.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 11:46 GMT
The big advantage of eSata is that it looks enough like SATA that it is properly supported at BIOS level in all PCs, and will usually work with bootable rescue and backup systems - at full native speeds.
In corporate environments, this means that imaging machines can be done quickly from eSATA drives, and whole-disk backup and restore is quicker and more reliable.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 10:51 GMT
In iPhone 3.0 beta reveals mixed blessing
In other words, making sure that the tethered connection is either logging in to a special server or uses a separate non-user-changeable APN to allow for differential charging and throttling.
Thus it will probably be cheaper to buy a separate dongle and SIM for laptop data, instead of using your iPhone. Just not as kewl-looking.