Posts by PipV

Terror of the Autons

Was my first read of his as a kid while on holiday. Fab stuff. Thanks Terrence and RIP.

eSim = NoSim

Apples ongoing battle to get rid of the sim card completely.

"Brit spending watchdog brands GP Primary Support Care a 'complete mess'"

No S*** Sherlock

Question - Benefits and remuneration

Is the lucky candidate with their own box of coloured crayons or do they have to bring their own.

If I remember correctly, according to a Dilbert - Mauve is the colour with the most RAM.

Totally Shambolic Bank recruits International Billing Machine

What could possible go wrong?

Mines the one with the missing Beans in the pockets

I ask myself

What could possibly go wrong?

Galaxy Quest

Never Giving up and Never Surrendering ...

How on earth

Can an SD card be classed as 'legacy'

Lord only knows what they are sniffing at their donut shaped head office, but somebody needs to let apple know how many proper cameras use SD cards there are out in the world.

O.F.F.S

That is all

'SharePoint stampede to Office-on-iOS'

I raise pint to you for making me literally laugh out loud whilst reading this....

Newsworthy

I do like to keep abreast of matters of imporatnace - well done El Reg

I ask myself

What can go wrong?!

Two words....

NO SALE!

Oranges are not the only fruit.

Apparently if you have signed up to the £36 a month 4 g EE network, you bill won't be going down.

The 4G network can be used for so much more than just mobiles on the move. Its a shame that this will be forgotten about in the midst of punters being shafted by suppliers and another Govermnet uction thats bound to go wrong, cost taxpayers a fortune, and requests for pointless enquiries to be started.

4K is so Black and White

What with 8K SuperHD already being used in Japan.

Paris - Cos she has space for 60".

Jumping Ship

Friends Reunited anybody?

Whiter than White

I had better put my Wireless rechargeable toothbrush on to charge now, before I am banned. Fruit acid is very bad to enamal erosion so I am informed. :-)

Kin Hell

What a shock! Producing 2 devices capable of different things will only confuse your everyday punter. Your everyday user just wants it to work and not be bamboozled with options.

Shame MS can't get to grips with this simple request.

God Bless

My Pioneer Kuro.

No 3D bollocks, no intenet connectivity. Just amazing picture quality only now being rivalled by TV panels being produced today.

Plug in the trust old Western Digital and I am good to go.

No doubt Apple will launch a very simple UI, state they invented it and everybody will fall for it. All other manufacturers have had more than enough time to get it right and failed everytime.

Paris - cos she likes a good bit of UI

Apple incident

Can you imagine if this were Apple and not Sony?

It would obviously be classed as iWatergate.

MMmmhh I'm Luvin

A Playmobil reconstruction of this.......

Here we go...

Again!

Its got nothing to do with the fact that anybody with half a brain would wait a few months for the next all new and "shiny" revision on the iphone (5, new iphone, insert version name number here)???

Sales will probably tail off even further until the new model is available, and stall completely once an announcement is made. But I'll put a tenner down that people will queue for hours outside in the beautiful British sunshine.

Size Matters or Size Doesn't matter

Its interesting that the talk of 7" tablets and particularly the talk that Apple should/may/could make a 7" ipad, is to reduce the size of the screen for portability.

Whilst in another corner of the room, smartphones are increasing their size as if being pumped full of steroids.

So with one breath its "lets make em smaller" and the other its "make em bigger - bigger is much better"

I do carry my phone with me the majority of the time, becuase it fits in my pocket. I don't carry my tablet about much, not because of the size but because I don't need to. When and if I do, its not a huge ask to carry this about - hey what are Netto and Aldi carrier bags going to be used for?

an inch too far.....

Cupertino should just add telephone capabilities to their fondleslab. End of discussion.

Paris - because even she doesn't think 4" is enough.