* Posts by rlow

13 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Jun 2007

Ultrabook prices to fall as manufacturers slash margins

rlow

I will see you in 2013.

and I expect a discount.

Insanely great PCIe 4.0 bit rate locked in

rlow
Black Helicopters

the length of "forever"

is a finite number. Maybe he knows something we don't.

Locking my bunker door now.

Microsoft tosses Windows, Office discounts at XP holdouts

rlow

Re: tossing

Dear MS,

Keep tossing, I'll tell you when to stop.

Regards,

The Filthy Bastard.

Jaguar stumbles on stairway to Google cloud

rlow
Joke

taking a shot in the dark

But it was probably their dainty D-link VPN router that was too small for the job.

Microsoft throws $1m open-source party

rlow

Let me take a breath and

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ha

Russians demand flying cars and telepathy

rlow
Go

@ James 5 - If you have teleportation ...

Hey, gear heads will still want to race from stop cloud to stop cloud in their skyvettes.

iPods get digicam rumor upgrade

rlow
Troll

Typical Video

...and here's baby rangesh using is first baby potty.

AMD to support Intel AVX instructions

rlow
Paris Hilton

*wakes*

*blink blink* *yawn*. fast math. *yawn* yay. *sleep*

dreams of Paris

Dell may zap the Zing

rlow
Joke

The better way

As a semi-luddite , I appreciate and admire single use devices. A hammer, a MP3 player, a tactical nuke. nice simple devices.

Halliburton seeks patent on patent trolling

rlow

The better way

The USians could just fix their "special" patent system.

Wikipedia plumbs the filthy depths of plumbing

rlow

Removed from wikipedia?

What a plumbing shame.

Rogers wraps 'unlimited' mobile browsing in small print

rlow
Paris Hilton

spokeswoman?

spokeswoman == SpokesRoger ?

Paris. Just because.

Iraq collapse may pose new WMD threat, say UN monitors

rlow

Practice makes perfect.

Yes, and you'll have to invade again and again until you get it right!