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* Posts by Matthew

54 posts • joined Tuesday 26th June 2007 18:55 GMT

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Matthew

This is just embarrassing  

In NHS warned about data protection

Stop

A written undertaking - that's going to hurt. Did it come with a stern word and a harsh glance over the top of the spectacles?

When will someone (anyone?) in the public sector grow a pair and start sacking these idiots for gross misconduct?

Matthew

Is it news at all?  

In Firefox finds more pesky bugs

Go

Firefox seems to have the patching process very well sorted. It works unobtrusively and you crack on with your browsing

Matthew

One click exe for Window users?  

In Busted! Conficker's tell-tale heart uncovered

Gates Horns

It's been here for ages: http://www.bdtools.net/

This post has been deleted by a moderator

Matthew

Ignore him  

In Minister trashes ex-spook chief's liberty warning

Stop

He will be unemployed after the next election...

Matthew

White hatted self publicist more like  

In Satellite-hacking boffin sees the unseeable

Paris Hilton

Is this the new bluesnarfing?

Paris. because she knows all about publicity

Matthew

Windows viruses  

In Three hospital worm infection dubbed 'substantive failure'

Gates Horns

Not computer viruses ;)

Matthew

Got to hand it to the marketing dept  

In Microsoft delays first Windows 7 public beta

Gates Horns

Is it just me or are others suspicious about the current amount of 'hype' surrounding Win7?

How convenient is it that MS (who must have one of the biggest online infrastructures in the world) are having problems with such a 'popular' beta download? Front page news anyone?

Matthew

twelvebore  

In Corrupt cop abused police database to blackmail child abusers

Thumb Up

No it means "Here is a bit of PR puffery to be used in the event of illegal database access"

Matthew

The plural of virus is viruses  

In MS kills off OneCare to introduce free security software

Paris Hilton

unless you are a spotty adolescent.

Grrr

Matthew

Browsing network folders  

In Ubuntu 8.10 - All Hail new Network Manager

Stop

Doesn't seem to work: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=964564

Oh well, off to YAD (Yet Another Distro)

Matthew

Book plug  

In Schneier sticks it to surveillance

Unhappy

This isn't news, it's a central theme which has run through his essays for the last 5 years.

You don't need to bother buying his latest book : it's all in his blog.

Shame on the Reguster for regurgitating this guff as news

Matthew

I'm from the government and I am here to help  

In Mandelson's dept mulls UK internet power grab

Stop

yeah, right.

Matthew

IPv6  

In DoS attack reveals (yet another) crack in net's core

Alert

Is IPv6 vulnerable to this? If not, here's a big reason to migrate RSN

Matthew

Who gives a toss?  

In Sky told to hand over footy and film rights

IT Angle

This only affects those stupid enough to watch overpaid clowns anyway.

Matthew

Employee Purchase programme  

In MS wields price cutlass at Chinese pirates

IT Angle

Gets you Office 2007 Enterprise for £17.31

And Project 2007 and Visio 2007 for the same price

-m-

IT? Why are they not offering you this?

Matthew

AC: Hammering hard drives  

In Government data protection standards are protected data

Paris Hilton

Even paying someone to open boxes and smash the HDDs is going to be a lot cheaper than £980,000 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6360715.stm

Matthew

Perghaps you should speak to these guys  

In Government data protection standards are protected data

Go

Who seem to have their erasing software accredited by CESG:

http://www.blancco.com/eng/home/

Matthew

One easy solution  

In MS beefs up WinXP Pro's anti-piracy nagware

Go

Would be for MS to provide an XP Pro to XP Home converter tool, so those people who actually have an XP Home license and have foolishly, or unwittingly installed XP Pro could downgrade in a simple fashion.

Matthew

The solution is here  

In Ubuntu man challenges open source to out-pretty Apple

Jobs Horns

http://www.earos.dk/

Already prettier than apple and based on Ubuntu.

Matthew

Matthew

Typical woman  

In Tesco causes couple condom catastrophe

Paris Hilton

Paris would have done the same

Matthew

160 square rods  

In EU abolishes the acre

IT Angle

Pete,

What is your problem?

Matthew

Going, going...  

In BT opens wallet to send fibre to the home

Paris Hilton

All those companies who invested in LLU can now watch their investments turn to dust.

Paris - because even she saw this coming.

Matthew

Don't fine organisations - sack people  

In Public sector faces hefty fines for data breaches

Unhappy

Nationwide's bill was picked up by.... their members! Hooray.

Any council getting fined is going to cost... Council tax payers! Hooray

Until individuals are sacked for gross misconduct (and losing their pension pots / bonuses too) nothing will change.

Matthew

WINDOWS PCs  

In 'Legit' website compromises reach epidemic proportions

Linux

and other strains of malware onto compromised <WINDOWS> PCs

Let's get a bit of accuracy here.

Matthew

Yawn  

In Stealthy Adobe Reader update fixes mystery security bugs

Go

Quite why anyone has not ditched Acrobat reader for Foxit is beyond me.

Matthew

Updates  

In Skype squishes cross-zone scripting bug

Unhappy

Why can't skype just patch the flawed code, rather than forcing people to download all 22Mb again?

Matthew

Slashdotted?  

In Aussies whip out their a*se antlers

Stop

Site's crashed :(

Matthew

"Up to"  

In Ofcom urged to clamp down on broadband speed deceit

Happy

The interim fix is to ensure that the "Up to" is in a bigger font size than the "8Mb".

Then perhaps they could enforce the same thing on the airline and train companies 'From' prices

Matthew

Contention ratio  

In Ofcom urged to clamp down on broadband speed deceit

Stop

They should also be obliged to publish minimum transfer rates, which would expose the great lie of the ISPs viz. that they are selling way more bandwidth than they actually have

Matthew

AVG  

In Win 2000 anti-virus products fail independent tests

AVG -> PASS

Matthew

Jodrell Bank  

In Manchester Uni wins radio telescope HQ

Cheshire rhyming slang...

Matthew

lost revenues?  

In Pyramid flies white flag in Microsoft grey market row

The software behemoth said such "undercutting" practice represented millions of pounds in lost revenues for distributors and resellers of Microsoft goods.

Or millions of pounds in increased costs for consumers?

-m-

Matthew

Windows  

In People are biggest threat to IT security

Surely the common thread running through these incidents is MS software?

Matthew

fair to say that 2000 users will be techies  

In Microsoft serves light fare on Patch Tuesday

Quite the reverse, I think these people are to be amongst the least technical - they will be those with old / handed-down PCs which they are happy to use.

Matthew

An all the other nonsense  

In Britannia triumphs over Johnny Metric

One can only hope that the EU will stop trying to foist all the other 'issues which don't really matter' on us?

Matthew

Mechanical Turk search  

In Fossett 'may never be found'

Steve Fossett Missing: Help find him by searching satellite imagery

http://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=9TSZK4G35XEZJZG21T60&kw=Flash

Matthew

Support and protection?  

In Slave kids working UK cannabis farms

Deportation more like.

Matthew

Air to ground capability  

In Raygun 747 test will be delayed, hints Boeing

Surprised no-one has looked at this. Imagine being able to destroy your enemy's command and control systems by laser, from hundreds of miles away.

Or even hitting the entrance to a cave...

Matthew

Balmers influence  

In Microsoft spins standards defeat into victory

Just when you thought MS might, just might, start to show signs of maturity and co-operation, here they are with a monumental tantrum, toys out of the pram and a major PR problem on their hands.

-m-

Matthew

Blame the parents  

In 'Happy slapping' vids prompt Brown to push net filters

Presumably these 'focus groups' are packed with middle class parents who don't want to believe that their children actually view this sort of thing and that 'something must be done' [tm]

Here's the solution: put the computer in the living room. No kitemark, no pointless legislation, no more meddling in our private lives...

It'll never work.

Matthew

That's why // TODO is so important.  

In Vista's Long Goodbye strikes again

That's why we pay Redmond $/£150 to get it sorted...

-m-

Matthew

UAC  

In Microsoft promises less-annoying Vista OS early next year

Hopefully without a UAC click requirement to perform a backup...

Matthew

MS malicious software removal tool  

In VXers rain on YouTube's parade

Why do MS not update their malicious software removal tool to disinfect this, then push it to all windows PCs which are carrying this worm?

Matthew

Is this just a modern version of this...  

In AT&T turns screws on iPhone unlocker

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/comments/papparticle2.html

My idea was that had Mr. Papp sent his engine to the Stanford Research Institute as announced, the game would be up in a few days. Therefore an explosion just big enough to destroy the engine would keep the game going a little longer; it would show the tremendous power of the engine, and, most importantly, it would provide a reason for investors to put more money into the project, now the engine had to be rebuilt. We all agreed that the explosion was much larger than Mr. Papf probably intended.

Matthew

Fake money  

In Nashville strippers finger net forger

For a fake sexual experience.

Sounds like a fair swap to me...

Matthew

Could you imagine a Beowulf cluster of Linux boxes?  

In Could Linux become the dominant OS?

No, wait, sorry, wrong chat board... :(

Matthew

And the winners are...  

In Microsoft sees $1.5bn verdict chucked out

The Lawyers!! Hooray, can't see the money going to a worthier cause.

Matthew

AOL and Kaspersky?  

In BigFix drops freebie patch advisory service

http://www.activevirusshield is now a tie up between AOL and McAfee

Matthew

Matthew

If you can't taste the difference...  

In Thirsty Koreans fight duff whisky with mobiles

then you deserve to be fleeced.

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