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Posted Tuesday 4th December 2007 18:24 GMT
In Win 2000 anti-virus products fail independent tests
AVG -> PASS
54 posts • joined Tuesday 26th June 2007 18:55 GMT
Posted Friday 1st May 2009 13:42 GMT
In NHS warned about data protection
A written undertaking - that's going to hurt. Did it come with a stern word and a harsh glance over the top of the spectacles?
When will someone (anyone?) in the public sector grow a pair and start sacking these idiots for gross misconduct?
Posted Thursday 30th April 2009 10:20 GMT
In Firefox finds more pesky bugs
Firefox seems to have the patching process very well sorted. It works unobtrusively and you crack on with your browsing
Posted Monday 30th March 2009 12:56 GMT
In Busted! Conficker's tell-tale heart uncovered
It's been here for ages: http://www.bdtools.net/
Posted Wednesday 18th February 2009 14:30 GMT
In Minister trashes ex-spook chief's liberty warning
He will be unemployed after the next election...
Posted Tuesday 17th February 2009 13:09 GMT
In Satellite-hacking boffin sees the unseeable
Is this the new bluesnarfing?
Paris. because she knows all about publicity
Posted Tuesday 3rd February 2009 02:11 GMT
In Three hospital worm infection dubbed 'substantive failure'
Not computer viruses ;)
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 09:18 GMT
In Microsoft delays first Windows 7 public beta
Is it just me or are others suspicious about the current amount of 'hype' surrounding Win7?
How convenient is it that MS (who must have one of the biggest online infrastructures in the world) are having problems with such a 'popular' beta download? Front page news anyone?
Posted Saturday 20th December 2008 20:52 GMT
In Corrupt cop abused police database to blackmail child abusers
No it means "Here is a bit of PR puffery to be used in the event of illegal database access"
Posted Wednesday 19th November 2008 12:13 GMT
In MS kills off OneCare to introduce free security software
unless you are a spotty adolescent.
Grrr
Posted Tuesday 4th November 2008 09:14 GMT
In Ubuntu 8.10 - All Hail new Network Manager
Doesn't seem to work: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=964564
Oh well, off to YAD (Yet Another Distro)
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 20:54 GMT
In Schneier sticks it to surveillance
This isn't news, it's a central theme which has run through his essays for the last 5 years.
You don't need to bother buying his latest book : it's all in his blog.
Shame on the Reguster for regurgitating this guff as news
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 17:59 GMT
In Mandelson's dept mulls UK internet power grab
yeah, right.
Posted Thursday 2nd October 2008 09:31 GMT
In DoS attack reveals (yet another) crack in net's core
Is IPv6 vulnerable to this? If not, here's a big reason to migrate RSN
Posted Tuesday 30th September 2008 16:26 GMT
In Sky told to hand over footy and film rights
This only affects those stupid enough to watch overpaid clowns anyway.
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 15:53 GMT
In MS wields price cutlass at Chinese pirates
Gets you Office 2007 Enterprise for £17.31
And Project 2007 and Visio 2007 for the same price
-m-
IT? Why are they not offering you this?
Posted Monday 1st September 2008 10:29 GMT
In Government data protection standards are protected data
Even paying someone to open boxes and smash the HDDs is going to be a lot cheaper than £980,000 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6360715.stm
Posted Monday 1st September 2008 09:07 GMT
In Government data protection standards are protected data
Who seem to have their erasing software accredited by CESG:
http://www.blancco.com/eng/home/
Posted Wednesday 27th August 2008 14:37 GMT
In MS beefs up WinXP Pro's anti-piracy nagware
Would be for MS to provide an XP Pro to XP Home converter tool, so those people who actually have an XP Home license and have foolishly, or unwittingly installed XP Pro could downgrade in a simple fashion.
Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 13:52 GMT
In Ubuntu man challenges open source to out-pretty Apple
http://www.earos.dk/
Already prettier than apple and based on Ubuntu.
Matthew
Posted Tuesday 22nd July 2008 13:44 GMT
In Tesco causes couple condom catastrophe
Paris would have done the same
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 10:43 GMT
In BT opens wallet to send fibre to the home
All those companies who invested in LLU can now watch their investments turn to dust.
Paris - because even she saw this coming.
Posted Friday 11th July 2008 12:20 GMT
In Public sector faces hefty fines for data breaches
Nationwide's bill was picked up by.... their members! Hooray.
Any council getting fined is going to cost... Council tax payers! Hooray
Until individuals are sacked for gross misconduct (and losing their pension pots / bonuses too) nothing will change.
Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 19:16 GMT
In 'Legit' website compromises reach epidemic proportions
and other strains of malware onto compromised <WINDOWS> PCs
Let's get a bit of accuracy here.
Posted Thursday 7th February 2008 13:23 GMT
In Stealthy Adobe Reader update fixes mystery security bugs
Quite why anyone has not ditched Acrobat reader for Foxit is beyond me.
Posted Wednesday 6th February 2008 12:47 GMT
In Skype squishes cross-zone scripting bug
Why can't skype just patch the flawed code, rather than forcing people to download all 22Mb again?
Posted Thursday 10th January 2008 13:25 GMT
In Aussies whip out their a*se antlers
Site's crashed :(
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 13:40 GMT
In Ofcom urged to clamp down on broadband speed deceit
The interim fix is to ensure that the "Up to" is in a bigger font size than the "8Mb".
Then perhaps they could enforce the same thing on the airline and train companies 'From' prices
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 12:51 GMT
In Ofcom urged to clamp down on broadband speed deceit
They should also be obliged to publish minimum transfer rates, which would expose the great lie of the ISPs viz. that they are selling way more bandwidth than they actually have
Posted Tuesday 4th December 2007 18:24 GMT
In Win 2000 anti-virus products fail independent tests
AVG -> PASS
Posted Thursday 4th October 2007 15:31 GMT
In Manchester Uni wins radio telescope HQ
Cheshire rhyming slang...
Posted Thursday 27th September 2007 17:34 GMT
In Pyramid flies white flag in Microsoft grey market row
The software behemoth said such "undercutting" practice represented millions of pounds in lost revenues for distributors and resellers of Microsoft goods.
Or millions of pounds in increased costs for consumers?
-m-
Posted Thursday 20th September 2007 11:29 GMT
In People are biggest threat to IT security
Surely the common thread running through these incidents is MS software?
Posted Wednesday 12th September 2007 09:00 GMT
In Microsoft serves light fare on Patch Tuesday
Quite the reverse, I think these people are to be amongst the least technical - they will be those with old / handed-down PCs which they are happy to use.
Posted Tuesday 11th September 2007 10:59 GMT
In Britannia triumphs over Johnny Metric
One can only hope that the EU will stop trying to foist all the other 'issues which don't really matter' on us?
Posted Monday 10th September 2007 10:50 GMT
In Fossett 'may never be found'
Steve Fossett Missing: Help find him by searching satellite imagery
http://www.mturk.com/mturk/preview?groupId=9TSZK4G35XEZJZG21T60&kw=Flash
Posted Thursday 6th September 2007 13:59 GMT
In Slave kids working UK cannabis farms
Deportation more like.
Posted Wednesday 5th September 2007 19:48 GMT
In Raygun 747 test will be delayed, hints Boeing
Surprised no-one has looked at this. Imagine being able to destroy your enemy's command and control systems by laser, from hundreds of miles away.
Or even hitting the entrance to a cave...
Posted Wednesday 5th September 2007 14:39 GMT
In Microsoft spins standards defeat into victory
Just when you thought MS might, just might, start to show signs of maturity and co-operation, here they are with a monumental tantrum, toys out of the pram and a major PR problem on their hands.
-m-
Posted Tuesday 4th September 2007 11:39 GMT
In 'Happy slapping' vids prompt Brown to push net filters
Presumably these 'focus groups' are packed with middle class parents who don't want to believe that their children actually view this sort of thing and that 'something must be done' [tm]
Here's the solution: put the computer in the living room. No kitemark, no pointless legislation, no more meddling in our private lives...
It'll never work.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:51 GMT
In Vista's Long Goodbye strikes again
That's why we pay Redmond $/£150 to get it sorted...
-m-
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:51 GMT
In Microsoft promises less-annoying Vista OS early next year
Hopefully without a UAC click requirement to perform a backup...
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 13:19 GMT
In VXers rain on YouTube's parade
Why do MS not update their malicious software removal tool to disinfect this, then push it to all windows PCs which are carrying this worm?
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:20 GMT
In AT&T turns screws on iPhone unlocker
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/comments/papparticle2.html
My idea was that had Mr. Papp sent his engine to the Stanford Research Institute as announced, the game would be up in a few days. Therefore an explosion just big enough to destroy the engine would keep the game going a little longer; it would show the tremendous power of the engine, and, most importantly, it would provide a reason for investors to put more money into the project, now the engine had to be rebuilt. We all agreed that the explosion was much larger than Mr. Papf probably intended.
Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 11:05 GMT
In Nashville strippers finger net forger
For a fake sexual experience.
Sounds like a fair swap to me...
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 13:00 GMT
In Could Linux become the dominant OS?
No, wait, sorry, wrong chat board... :(
Posted Tuesday 7th August 2007 12:01 GMT
In Microsoft sees $1.5bn verdict chucked out
The Lawyers!! Hooray, can't see the money going to a worthier cause.
Posted Saturday 4th August 2007 16:33 GMT
In BigFix drops freebie patch advisory service
http://www.activevirusshield is now a tie up between AOL and McAfee
Matthew
Posted Wednesday 1st August 2007 13:03 GMT
In Thirsty Koreans fight duff whisky with mobiles
then you deserve to be fleeced.