Posts by Jack Project

In a similar vein, can we shoot George Osborne to save ourselves?

CANUCK TRUCK STUCK IN MUCK

Dont give a FUCK.

My mate had a Goldstar gold painted 14" portable TV in 1985.

Does this win the Golden Electronic Antique Roadshow game? Anything golden and electronic that predates that?

The Super2000 video recorders in schools maybe?

I hate Apple with a passion but even I have to concede that iMacs are pretty fucking seet, especially the ultra thin 27 inchers. Even turned off I just want to look at it.

*shudder* I need a bath.

A better picture celebration would have been Sylvester McCoy on water skis jumping a large shark.

I'm calling shenanigans, there's no way any self respecting under 20 year old would have not noticed the lack of internet. Indeed the high pitched shrieks should have rivalled those on Night of the Living Dead.

Is it just me but when this Brazilian guy gets mentioned does anyone else think about River Tam?

And not a single fuck was given that day.

At least with it not being overly popular the fucking Daily Mail won't publish spoilers before it's even had chance to air (or in this case stream) in the UK.

Are all the series on Netflix? I've only seen series 1.

In this hot weather I've been parched but thats the last time I search for "delicious lolly" online.

I see you had to shoehorn the iphone in.

"Hmmm it's not the best in any particular field so what can we make up so we don't upset the fantards."

Stunned, honest.

The Irish turkeys decided not to vote for Christmas. I'm shocked, maybe we should remember this when they need bailing out again.

I hope Apple get a pommeling.

What's the status of Plod's database of arses and elbows? Have they recognised the difference yet?

Maybe, maybe not.

I'm not sure whether I should get one or not, I will wait until Eadon tells me what he thinks.

Afterwards the burglars used Apple maps to help with their escape and were never seen again.

I didnt vote and went out and kissed a girl instead.

Sorry mate, didnt really read the article but thanks for the Blackadder Youtube marathon I'm now on to see me through to beer o'clock.

Does anyone called Ratner ever have anything positive to say?

My girlfriend's dog loves our new Lexus.

Dare I go here?

Could this be evidence that global warming is cyclical?

It's Ireland who get on my tits.

They harbour all these multi nationals with the their low rates of Corporation Tax then expect the rest of us to bail them out when they run out of cash.

We should have told them to piss right off.

The surprising thing about this for me is that I was actually surprised they would do this.

Concert spending

I think it is relevant to include it, as being a freetard can make it possible to be exposed to music you might not have otherwise listened to and then on becoming a fan gone to concerts etc.

I know many freetards who download stuff and buy legit copies of stuff they really like. I think for a lot of people it's less about paying for something and more about searching for value.

TNETENNBA

Mumsnet *shudder*

I actually feel sorry for the future historians forced to research that horrible bastion of hate and fuckwittery. I'd imagine they will look at it with the disdain that we do now at medieval religion.

How about this, if there is this supposed market how about you stop whining and provide the books yourself.

I must have forgot when Amazon became the BBC.

I recently ordered some C4 from my local Chinese sales advocate which could have been awkward had I been intercepted. That said the ensuing Beef Chop Suey was delicious.

I find it ironic that the person who talks about a sexualised Britain is the same person who kills my boner every time.

I pay next to sod all for my Sky Broadband and get a steady 9-12Mbps for that price with the occasional blip due to line noise. Can't really complain truth be told.

I was really worried about it but it was so cheap as to be a virtual no brainer. Streaming is really good and it does get some hammer.

I use a VPN to work to do bits and bobs but I would never rely on it to be a business solution. The bloke in the article that does is an idiot.

Have to be honest, the Indians know how to do a good takeaway.

Hands up if you saw "Taranis" and thought of the Gallente Interceptor.