* Posts by Flip

115 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Feb 2013

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Now all Windows 11 users are getting adverts to 'make the Start menu great again'

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Ad-slinging on paid platforms

Ads bother me if they pop-up, block pages, interfere with my browsing experience, etc., but what really burns me is forcing me to watch an ad on a platform that I have paid for. If MS can't make enough money without ads in the OS, then charge a bit more for the product. Otherwise, show me ads but give me Windows products for free.

This is the same beef that I have long held with cable companies showing me ads in the same fashion as free1 OTA television.

1In CA there are no TV licencing fees, you just need an antenna.

Not even poor Notepad is safe from Microsoft's AI obsession

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Re: Missing the point....again

I see this everywhere, not just with Microsoft. I envision it as an entire population of software developers that can't come up with anything truly innovative, so all they do is tweak perfectly good software in order to justify their employment. Sometimes good enough is good enough - if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Google, Amazon, Microsoft make the Mozilla naughty list for Christmas shopping

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Trollface

Christmas present

"Books," Caltrider recommended. "Buy books." ®

But, one assumes, not e-books.

Woman jailed after RentaHitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBI

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Re: I hate to say this, but it's sad that there are homo sapiens so f'in stupid

And, sadly, all of them can vote.

Android VPNs to get audit badges in Google Play Store if they aren't comically crap

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Stop

Warning!

Why not take the additional step to mark VPN apps that don't meet MASA criteria with a big red warning banner that warns users that the app is potentially unsafe?

Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

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Most cats are BOFHs, but aren't very secretive about it.

Veilid: A secure peer-to-peer network for apps that flips off the surveillance economy

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iPhone only

Looks like the initial rollout of Veilidchat is by invitation through the Apple store.

'Joan Is Awful' Black Mirror episode rebounds on Netflix

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Great spoof

A humourous cautionary tale for sure, but the ending is totally worth the cringeworthy moments! Plus, Salma Hayek!

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

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Re: What of all the towns and cities named after Native American tribes?

Upvoted for "ouch cube".

Patients wrongly told they've got cancer in SMS snafu

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Sicked of canned responses

"We take patient communication, confidentiality and data protection very seriously"

Well, no, you really don't.

Purely conjecture on my part, but I wonder if the person(s) responsible for sending the text message had a template already preloaded with the medical equivalent of "Moscow in flames, missiles headed towards New York, film at eleven" black-humour gag message.

And who would ever think it a good idea to send any kind of sensitive medical information via SMS?

Millennials, Gen Z actually suck at workplace security

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Re: "LEET"?

I thought it was spelled 1337 (then turned upside down).

Just $10 to create an AI chatbot of a dead loved one

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No f***ing way. Hey wait a minute...

My initial response was a hard no to this, but then I thought that it might be a way to comfort people suffering from dementia. If they could "talk" to a relative or close friend it might be less confusing than with a "stranger". Of course it would be best if no Alexa-type responses to buy stuff were allowed.

Fitbit users will have to sign into Google from 2023

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I'll be done after the next time change

The Fitbit mobile app will not install on my cellphone, so I have been managing it using the desktop browser. Fitbit has already announced that desktop browser management will be discontinued in October, which means my watch will be an hour out of sync with local time when it switches from daylight to standard.

Tim Hortons offers free coffee and donut to settle data privacy invasion claims

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Re: We illegally scarfed your data

It's Canada, so saying "sorry" means something! It's not all about the money.

US must adopt USB-C charging standard like EU, senators urge

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De-duplication?

I'm not sure about the need for de-duplicating similar chargers. If I have two devices that both need charging, I need two chargers, and it doesn't really matter if they are the same connector style or not. The only advantage I see would be when retiring an older device it might be possible to re-use the older charger with a newer device, assuming that they have the same power requirements.

Cryptomining groups fight fiercely for cloud resources

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Re: Crypto is a waste of power

Nobody talks about CloudCoin. I don't know if they are a legitimate cryptocurrency alternative, but there is no blockchain (therefore no mining). There was a lot of noise when they first started up five or so years ago, but since then I never see them mentioned. Probably another scam, I suppose.

How can we recruit for the future if it takes an hour to send an email, asks Air Force AI bigwig in plea for better IT

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Re: Old machines

Or they may have upgraded their older machines to Windows 10. This is guaranteed to make them ruuuuun sloooooow.

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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Playing the "Enviromentally Responsible" card

It has also said that almost all cloned cartridges end up in landfill, making it an environmental no-no.

Where do they think the official cartridges end up?

Happy birthday, Microsoft Money: Here's a cashpoint calamity for Windows and .NET

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MS Money keeps going and going and...

Money 99 still works on Windows 10.

Pretend starship captain to take trip in real space capsule

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Re: Dicing With Death

The Trouble With Tribbles! My favourite episode. Scotty - the only redshirt that survived the entire series!

Apple responds to critics of CSAM scan plan with FAQs, says it'd block governments subverting its system

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Re: Who creates the hash?

"Apple’s method of detecting known CSAM is designed with user privacy in mind. Instead of scanning images in the cloud, the system performs on-device matching using a database of known CSAM image hashes provided by NCMEC and other child safety organizations. Apple further transforms this database into an unreadable set of hashes that is securely stored on users’ devices."

https://www.apple.com/child-safety/

Flexispot Deskcise Pro V9: Half desk, half exercise bike, and you're all sweaty. How much does it cost again?

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Re: Other unanswered questions:

If you're not careful, the grinding noises may be coming from your little-used knees and other joints.

China reveals plan to pump out positive news about itself. Let's see what happens when that lands with social media fact-checkers

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It'll take more than that

Well, if China decides to hold open elections, stop the "re-education" of religious minorities, and allows Hong Kong to manage its own affairs, I'll be more inclined to listen to the propaganda. Until then, not so much.

'Biggest data grab' in NHS history stuffs GP records in a central store for 'research' – and the time to opt out is now

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Re: Not that hard to fill in a form

Adobe Reader lets you import a signature as a picture, which can be inserted into a PDF document.

48 ways you can avoid file-scrambling, data-stealing miscreants – or so says the Ransomware Task Force

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Re: Read-only NFS?

Would you achieve the same results if you were logged in as a regular (non-admin) user?

Seeing a robot dog tagging along with NYPD officers after an arrest stuns New Yorkers

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Re: Dogs are smarter than people

That's only because dogs (the warm-blooded kind) haven't been trained to fire a gun!

LG Electronics finally gives up cellphone business

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Re: Shame

"..I see absolutely no reason to replace it."

I used to think that way until my banking app(s) became outdated, through no fault of the phone other than having an older OS (Moto G3 with Marshmallow). Now even that limited "luxury" is no longer possible, and the phone is now just a phone (and SMS/MMS) device.

Missile systems software dev leaker has sentence almost doubled after UK.gov says 4½ years was too soft

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It may not be a good road to go down, but the UK has been moving down this road for more than a few years, as far as I know.

I'm still hoping for a legal ruling about handing border guards your phone and social media account password(s). It seems nobody wants to put that to the legal test.

Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*

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re: The language is evolving in strange ways

The language went to hell when Google became a verb...

Germany bans Tesla from claiming its Autopilot software is potentially autonomous

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What's In A Name?

I've always thought that Tesla chose "Autopilot" in order to prevent other manufacturers from using it to describe their own "assisted driving" technologies. One day it may be an actual functioning "hands-off" type of thing, and then the name "Autopilot" will actually be closer to the truth.

If Daddy doesn't want me to touch the buttons, why did they make them so colourful?

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Re: I'll just leave this here.

@cosymart

I had to look up frobbed first!

All-electric plane makes first flight – while lugging 2 tons of batteries aloft

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Re: Could someone check the numbers?

Just as the article stated:

"Although it is a big step in research 'n' development terms, it is not quite a commercial thing just yet: "The cabin of the plane was obstructed by two tons of lithium-ion batteries and cooling equipment, with little room for passengers. It certainly wasn't a cabin setup that would make any sense commercially," reported the newspaper.

I think it would be neat to experience flying in an e-plane that has no (or very little) engine noise.

They've only gone and bloody done it! NASA, SpaceX send two fellas off to the International Space Station

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Good Day, eh?

Bob and Doug. Canada salutes you!

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Re: Alaskan treats

Yep...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadbury_Creme_Egg

Canada's .ca supremo in hot water after cyber-smut stash allegedly found on his work Mac ‒ and three IT bods fired

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Re: Stock images

Meh. I'm a Canuck and I just chuckled when I saw the picture. If you've ever been to a tourist shop (that would be just about all shops) in a National Park, all you see are moose dolls dressed in Mountie or hockey uniforms holding jugs of maple syrup.

Europol wipes out 30,000+ piracy sites, three suspects cuffed to walk the legal plank

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Joke

"counterfeit items and dodgy goods...

...from untrusted online retailers"

Such as Amazon?

Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

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Re: What about the antisocial?

Depends on your age. If you have grey hair or little hair (for men, anyway), it's reasonable to not have a social media account. If you're a young adult it would be very suspicious not to list any.

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

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Terms and Conditions and Conditions and Conditions...

I used to read ToC's, and if they sort of made sense then I accepted them as a condition of using whatever website, account, app, etc. But the other day I was waiting for a package from UPS, and was encouraged to open an account with them so I could get a more precise delivery window (other than "today").

There was a box to check next to the line "I was given enough time to read and understand the ToC's", so I took a look at them. 97 pages.

I didn't bother setting up the account.

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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Need more court challenges

I would love to see more people challenging random border searches esp. re: unlocking cellphones and/or laptops. I know it's not up to "regular folk" who can't afford the legal expenses individually, but having help from civil-liberty organizations is a way to go. Unfortunately this would paint a pretty big target on people's backs and make it tough traveling in the future.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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I've chuckled over these for years

Demotivational Posters

Why does that website take forever to load? Clues: Three syllables, starts with a J, rhymes with crock of sh...

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Unhappy

Re: What ever happened to ...

It went to the same place that telephone quality of service metrics have gone since the widespread adoption of cellular communications. Most people just accept poor service, dropped calls, loss-of-signal, etc. as the norm.

Spies still super upset they can't get at your encrypted comms data

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Re: "privacy is not absolute"

Agree. Sharing your private thoughts is where it gets tricky.

Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops

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Re: Calgary.

That would be Calvary

Google sued by Gab over Play Store booting

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I'm Curious

Does Google have to accept every app submitted to the Play Store?

Commonwealth Bank: Buggy software made us miss money laundering

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Re: Denominations

"In Canada the largest is was $1000. However, any account with more than 10,000 cash is flagged regardless of transactions taking place."

And it looks as though any transaction involving old $1000 bills will get noticed. More info here:

http://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-hunt-for-canadas-1000-bills-there-are-nearly-a-million-left-most-in-the-hands-of-criminal-elites/wcm/5827c613-4297-43fa-9eb1-2dd768a3ca1c

Zero accidents, all of your data – what The Reg learnt at Bosch's autonomous car bash

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Re: Nut Bush City Limits.

I hope you don't live in Hanoi.

http://time.com/4417357/hanoi-vietnam-motorbike-downtown-ban/

Green software blacked out Australian State

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Or something like

this:

https://phys.org/news/2017-03-air-world-battery.html

Annoyingly precocious teen who ruined Trek is now an asteroid

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No offense

intended, but am I the only one who, upon glancing at your username, misread it as "triticale"?

Canada asks citizens: How would you like us to spy on you?

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ROT13 for bad guys

Here's one of the questions from the survey:

"How can law enforcement and national security agencies reduce the effectiveness of encryption for individuals and organizations involved in crime or threats to the security of Canada, yet not limit the beneficial uses of encryption by those not involved in illegal activities?"

The only correct answer to this question is that it is not possible to do this.

McDonald's sues Italian city for $20m after being burger-blocked

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Re: The real reason

The restaurant can be built to fit the surrounding architecture; search for an image of the McDonald's in Banff National Park. No towering arches because of building restrictions. 'Course the fare is the same, er, food.

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