Posts by Jerky Jerk face

Max iPad

Your kidding right?

Silly people.

Privacy is dead.

Good job all the criminals are now behind bars..... oh wait.....

tweeting hell! what the tweet will they tweet of next?

#zzzzzzzzzz

If its waterproof - i wouldnt mind that as a motorbike accessory.

When ever i feel my phone go off i have to wonder if its worth stopping to check or not :)

What a [non] surprise.

The newest FPS, looks like an FPS plays like an FPS and is just as boring as an FPS.

The gaming industry needs a new "thing" to lead with for a few years before returning to beat this old horse of a game.

Can we has more half-life and portal games again please? :)

If it was released with GTA V available on it - id buy one for sure.

If only to play the heck out of GTA V and sell the console a few months later, one more PS4 over xbox' LAUGHABLE spy bullshit and TV crap at every turn.

Go sony!

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What a bargin

Be a guinea pig AND be a salesman - SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

ha! only joking, google can kiss my glass.

HEY DAVE, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST!?!?!?!?

HOOOW ABOUT SOME TOAST?

Use an array of steel pins to create the display, like the old timey "Pin Art" desk toy from the 70s80s?

Brought to life recently by the latest Superman movie and also featured in The Tom Cruise Sci Fi movie oblivion.

Would 'look' right at home as part of steam punk take

SMS spam, 'jamster' wallet rape text services etc.

All sick intrusions, that, by the sheer volume of spam they can afford to send out, must be emptying out stupid and susceptible peoples cash at an alarming rate.

Close their criminal empires down now!!!!!

Who would cancel arrested development?

Good job netflix picked it up! Would be sad to see that go the way of alphas, firefly and even an early south park!

This all seems rather sexist, assuming that men dont raise their children at all?

I work all day and i am a man so i demand zero responsibility? This isnt the 50s you know.

Also i wouldnt mind a few more females hold a door for me once in a while, it does swing both ways you know.

The gold edition smartphone, that takes "smart" out of the equation!

Id have thought the Kardashian phone would have had more battery life, with all that extra junk in the trunk :D

It makes you wonder whether it should be down to the site owners to set policy's like this at all.

Considering the information on people on facebook is so extensive, I would expect that a government team for such vast sites should exist in the first place.

It should be reacting to requests to change the policy's, not reacting after they are pushed through!!

I mean, my driving license means the DVLA has all my info, if they decided to share it with the world (drivebook lol) they are bound by the UK governments policys - so why shouldn't facebook?

Our info, our policys.

Oh noes!!!

What with the internet do without a few hours worth of cat pics and status updates about taking a crap!

Turn FB off for a week and watch as dozens of people emerge into the real world again, pale and frightened :P

You had me at "public key"

WOW half of all robberies in San Francisco are smartphones? I find this shocking.

Not sure about the fix to stop the problem though, where does that put the likes of ebay purchased second hand phones and such? Seems like many legitimate dealers would find them selves at a huge loss one day if somthing like this was to come in.

Microsoft have really stuffed up with this 8/8.1 and surface debacle.

One and a half grand for a late, slow tablet thats behind devices that were out a year ago.... Bring nothing new to the table(t), and expect cues around the corner.

Take a page from apples book M$, make next years tech this year, not last years tech this year. Wheres that roll eyes emote thingy :P

Cant we rig up our broadband to the sun?

Solar panels/LiFi aerials anyone?

energy and connectivity!

Wolf whistling girls used to be a compliment of sorts.

Im surprised it still happens, with all the shut in, stare at your phone all day types walking around. Actually its refreshing to know some men bark out loud!

This is basically the difference between normal florescent lights, and ones with all the reflective slats that burn our retinas daily.

Im really surprised this sort of idea wasnt implemented from the start, then again i bet they were just happy to finally receive decent electrical energy from sunlight to bother to refine the design much.

Im a fan of real buttons on my phones. Still using a HTC desire-Z and loving it, battery still good and i still get to see my whole screen AND have an entire qwerty keyboard - rather than a screen with more pixels than ive had hot dinners and the battery the size of a song birds bladder.

I hope they (HTC or anyone else) make a new one.... But apart of thinner and lighter i cant think of anything its missing, perhaps an impossibly overkill camera would be nice :)

I dont think i can remember a time when a windows explorer release did not feel like it was still in beta.

heck, do they ever fix all issues before rolling another broken version out?!

Im shocked to hear 11 is in 8.1

Uninstall encryption please.

Windows 8.1 NSA-pro-lite cannot see all your shit, please uninstall any and all security, take your pants down, and let the loading begin :D

Hack is already a game.

I played a hacking game year sbefore this one and im still uninterested and useless at real world hacking.

Dont forget the billions(?) of people playing FPS games every day that work normal jobs and are perfectly safe and sane.

Just more "oh noes our jobs might get harder" panic rabble.

Ive got into the loud, abrupt world-is-ending blast of an alarm - it wakes me up instantly and i can turn it off within a few seconds. My gf however, seems to be able to ignore it completely for about 10-20 seconds before she really wakes up.

As long as i hit the STFU button fast enough, all is well.

Good luck :)

In my humble opinion - what M$ did with the new windows from the start was cramming an upgrade to a great solid platform like 7 for desktops and laptops AND making a leap into the tablet world - And the part they messed up was having a choice about using either, or a mash up of both.

Ive used windows 8 on a touch screen laptop and its a nice mix, you get to use touch intuitively and yet still get most things done as normal with a mouse/trackpad and keyboard.

All they had to do was ask when you start your machine up, "would you like computer mode, tablet mode or a mix"

People like options if they are RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU, why not make them available.

Forcing new trends with your flagship OS on users who have been clicking for decades was bound for failure.

Well im happy with it.

Think of all the crimes they have stopped. Oh wait they havnt stopped shit have they? I bet they are selling their findings to the highest bidder.

metadata on that scale you could track ALL KINDS of patterns to SELL MORE SHIT to people.

dO NOT SAY ITS About anti terror because terrorists dont use the fucking internet to chat on fucking MSN jesus titty fucking christ people.

Its a nice idea....

But i cant risk my nippleprints getting in the hands of the NSA

My nipples have been party to many many crimes, crimes of passion :D

Hang on a minute....

Where are all the cops with flyers BEFORE iSO7 came out saying "dont use it, its unsecure"

"iSO7 is more secure for you and you should use it, because it also comes with better spyware, which is more secure for us" - thanks, Dah Guv

Apparently connectivity means hardwired now.

Yes it can wake it self up using 3g IF its all online and connected too, no its not got 3g inside the chip - that would be impossible for a number of reason including - "dont be fuckin' retarded"

Pauls obviously got a lot of lovell to give :D

come on admit it: Who read this thread because of the lovely Brazilian volleyball bottom on the pic :D

Ahhh i remember that few months in 1997 when i grabbed a pre pre pre pre release trail version (i think about 15 minutes of game play) and i played it and played it and played over and over, unfortunately i was 14 and my money was my parents money - playing this demo so much convinced them at the cost of the full game, the 18 rating were not suitable and the fact they wouldn't see me for months smashing into little heads and shoulders constantly was a bad thing......

bastards.

well i still got to cane that demo AND LOVED IT.

"Its the president is hailing us, he probably wants to know why our datacenter uses so much power" - coms girl

"Main screen" - captain NSA spy master

Thanks for bringing this up.

im sure there will be a virus page created that looks the same as the BT warning now, thanks for that

I did busniess with Huawei 10 years ago.

Upgrading mobile phone networks and i can tell you that there were rumors of possible hardwired spy tech in the exchange equipment. The equipment was units like the mDSLAM which is a load and connection hardware management of many user connections to the main internet back bones etc (sort of a modem of modems) and other critical data handling devices.

I dont know who started the rumors but it was one shared by the CEO of the mobile site contractor company i was working for (who met with the Huawei top business men many times).

remeber, that was ten years before any of the NSA spy stuff was confirmed.

And the award for most UFO reports for a non extraterrestrial air vehicle go to.....

Fuss over nothing.

Do you think everyone has an infinite supply of everything all the time?

Me "hello, I want to buy a cheap slab"

them "Hi Sir, we have run out im sorry, would you like to buy one of the more expensive ones we do have in stock?"

me "no thanks i just wanted the good value cheap one, bye"

them "okay sir, no problem, laters geezer"

Holiday HELL: Pourquoi, monsieur, why is there no merdique Wi-Fi here?

Sorry to be that guy, but shouldn't it be Pardon, instead of pourquoi

All i want to see is some aurora borealis without going to the north pole and it will be worth it for me.

If my phone craps out or the internet berps, i'll alive on and happily if i get to see the light show! :)

Well if that shoddy work constitutes a days wage then im going to hand my CV to the GCHQ - for a life of easy peasy non-work work :D