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Nick Kew
WTF?

Copyright was already 70 years from death

... at least for some artistic works. Last year I was setting a number of poems to music, and wanted to include one by Dylan Thomas. He died in 1953 and has no descendents. But his copyright is owned by a ***** of lawyers, who told me I'd have to pay them:

- an administrative fee (OK, I could accept that)

- 50% of all royalties and performance fees I might earn (good grief!)

And worst of all, accept restrictions on where/how I could publish my work, and withdraw it completely within ten years (what???)

Conclusion: more than half a century after the poet's death, copyright is still preventing his work being creatively used. Absurd by any rational standard!

Nick Kew
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No mention of things that matter?

Scarcely any mention of battery life: which phones need recharging every day vs ones you can forget for the week.

And while you tell us which you find to have the better or worse keys, how about something on the comfort (or otherwise) of holding it in the hand while either typing or holding it to the ear? That's what ruled out the rather-big-to-hold-comfortably blackberries of the day when I bought my beloved Nokia E71.

Nick Kew
WTF?

Cart. Horse.

What's the use of efficient ways for a website operator to 'opt out' or to check whether blocked, when (s)he probably has no reason to suppose there's anything to opt out of or to check in the first place?

Someone operating an 'adult' website or a website specifically for children might be aware of such filters and the risk of being blocked. Though having said that, when I was webmaster for a site aimed at high schools back in 1998, it certainly wasn't on my agenda to check block lists in my own country, let alone in every country (and language) participating in the project!

Someone whose subject is completely neutral - from a hobby site about railways/coffee/football/my-town right up to a household name like tesco, john lewis or even google - typically has no reason to check, or even to know there was anything to be checked!

Nick Kew

A related El Reg story - court rules there was discrimination: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/25/computer_based_exam_discriminated_against_blind_candidate/

Internationally the first celebrated case was the Sydney Olympics website, whose operators had to pay up for gratuitously excluding a blind reader.

The web is accessible by design. In general it takes a lot more work to break that design and make a site inaccessible than to get it right, though there are a few cases where the laziest approach is not the best (alt being the most obvious).

There are tools to help web developers evaluate accessibility (I've written some of them, as well as served with W3C as Invited Expert on the subject). What's lacking is any kind of budget for them: I had to abandon that work when the money ran out, so my tools are looking a bit dated in the era of HTML5.

Nick Kew

Don't knock the old phone boxes!

When your landline dies, how are you going to get in contact with BT to get them to come and fix it? It's a bootstrap problem: dialing 100 on a mobile won't get you BT's operator; from a phone box it will. As I discovered a couple of years back, there are still things for which a phone box is best!

And they don't even stink of smoke any more!

Nick Kew
Coat

The christians had a phrase for this

Stipendium peccati mors est.

Brits have Death by Chocolate. Bavarians evidently do it differently!

Nick Kew

Oh dear

Apple quality must've taken a turn for the worse since a friend fell in the (saltwater) harbour in Amsterdam while carrying his macbook, and got it back to working after carefully drying it out.

Nick Kew
WTF?

Linux ...

And there was me thinking Linux was the Linux of the cloud!

Nick Kew

Power Cables

So, will they now replace old-style power cables that fray away over time, as in the US?

Nick Kew
Black Helicopters

Anonymity

If you have 'inside' information, what's the risk El Reg would disclose your identity to a potentially-hostile investigator? If it's sufficiently high value, that might be spooks armed with a Court Order.

I hope your information is sufficiently low-sensitivity you won't be the next Gary McKinnon!

Nick Kew
WTF?

Mopeds

Once upon a time, someone invented a hybrid machine: a bike with normal pedals, but also with a small engine to assist the rider. Since "Motor-assisted Pedal Cycle" was a bit of a mouthful, the name of the machines got abbreviated to "Mopeds". In time the pedals lost their purpose before disappearing altogether, and the moped became just a type of very small motorbike with a slightly odd set of rules.

Has the history of mopeds been so disastrous that we now have to use the law to prevent it repeating?

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Nick Kew

Power Consumption

Serious question here.

If symbian is being orphaned, is there any smartphone OS around with comparable battery life to what I get on the E71? I'd dismiss iphone/android for a phone[1] on grounds of having to recharge every bloomin' day. No idea about windows.

[1] as opposed to pocket-puter.

Nick Kew

Re: in China

I don't know where AC is from, but maybe you should look to the mote in your own eye. The UK leads the world in blurred rules (that's why, among other things, the financial sector thrives so well in London and UK-protected offshore locations).

China is so maligned in our press that I checked with my publisher when I encountered a chinese edition of my own book. But of course it turned out to be completely legitimate, and appeared on a subsequent royalty statement.

Nick Kew

And?

Surely the materials cost is very marginal, and 'cheaper to produce' depends more on a state-of-the-art efficient factory?

Are they suggesting that thinness/flexibility will bring solar panels to altogether new applications? If so, great, but if not they're in a marketplace already suffering overcapacity and fierce competition.

Nick Kew

Solved (Re: Simple solution...)

When I lived in Italy in the '90s I grew accustomed to their cards, with five-digit PINs.

Clearly the UK four digits is not a universal standard, nor the only option supported by current or old technology.

Nick Kew

Re: Amazon.

Martin, do you disagree with the comments on http://bahumbug.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/kindle/ ?

Nick Kew

Not just maturity ...

The Apache web server is in the fortunate position of not having a marketing department breathing down its back for new Big Releases every six months. So no pressure to whack up the version numbers. As indeed is common amongst the best projects: the Linux kernel has been at 2.x even longer than apache, despite all the evolution in the hardware under it.

But this doesn't mean things stayed the same for six years. Apache's modular framework makes it straightforward to add new goodness outside the core, or in core with only a delta-version bump. The only absolute rule of delta releases is that we don't break API or ABI back-compatibility within a stable branch such as 2.4.x.

Nick Kew

Fix the power consumption / battery life!

So who's going to be first to market with a laptop (of any screen size) with an E-Ink screen, ARM processor, and enough battery life to take backpacking away from regular recharges?

Nick Kew

I smell strawman

There are only three bodies of ice on Earth that contain enough water to have a material effect on sea levels. The East and West Antarctic, and Greenland. Everything else is trivial noise.

Move away from sea levels and consider other issues like water supplies to certain regions, and suddenly some lesser glaciers do matter. But that's a different issue altogether

Still, a bit of realism never stopped Denialists who can't (or won't) admit responsibility for anything that matters. And the argument isn't helped by talking of a complex *effect* of pollution as if it were a *cause* of other complex effects associated with pollution.

Nick Kew

ARM is a much smaller company than the likes of Apple or Intel. If you want to compare to Intel then you consider ARM together with licensees who produce ARM-based chips which are Intel's direct competitors.

And today's results were already baked in to the share price. The really happy shareholders are those of us who bought at 2008/9 prices below a quid :-)

Nick Kew

I care about windows on ARM

On a purely selfish note, I'm looking forward to being able to buy an ARM-powered laptop or desktop box as easily as an x86 one. If Windows gets the likes of Lenovo, Dell, and HP to produce them then it's done the world a favour.

As for software, developers are well accustomed to supporting multiple platforms and architectures. Mac apps didn't just disappear when they moved to x86.

Nick Kew

Controlled trial

I have two devices connected through O2. One is my regular 'phone, and its number is public, easy to find, and known by many. The other is my pocket-puter, whose number I make no attempt to remember, and never give to anyone, but which gets used for almost all my web access on the move (with the exception of railtrack, whose website works much better on the smaller phone).

Observation: the phone whose number is public gets all the spam.

Inference: spammers aren't abusing the information formerly sent to them by O2. I expect they hadn't discovered it.

Nick Kew

Ozymandias

A reminder of what Nokia once was!

(and even that what remains of Nokia's good side still produces some good stuff)!

Nick Kew

Kindle?

The £149 3G+keyboard Kindle is surely the ideal gadget in this size. If only it were an open platform for the apps!

Nick Kew

Infrabook

Ultrabook's an Intel spec, innit? I want an ARM in my next laptop-alias!

Nick Kew
Pint

Impression?

Wasn't Computer Concepts responsible for Impression? The program that led the mind to boggle about why anyone should consider "word processor" and DTP as separate programs, and to realise how bloated and unfriendly Framemaker was?

Nick Kew
Coat

British Empire?

So there we have it. Our powers-that-be have a cunning plan to get rich again: declare Apple to be of the British Empire!

Nick Kew

£25k is bloomin' good pay ...

... for an 11-year-old, which is probably round about peak age for codebreaking.

Isn't it also the going rate for an elite techie in UK PLC? After all, if you're still doing that kind of work past about your mid 20s, you're obviously some kind of freakish loser who can't hack it in a Real Job[tm] with powerpoint and a suit.

It's 20 years since my last job in UK industry. Fortunately in a global marketplace I'm not limited to it.

Nick Kew
Alert

Catchup

Someone has seen how the 'merkins use patents and thinks we can catch up:

1. Award patents willy-nilly to any US company who fills in a form (e.g. NTP).

2. Make it cripplingly hard, expensive and slow to challenge a patent. Especially for a non-US company (e.g. RIM).

3. Enforce patents worldwide through the WTO.

4. Enforce patents in the US with draconian sanctions up to and including a total ban on doing business in the US.

We're a smaller country, coming from way behind in the dodgy-patent stakes, and with an economy that $bigco could afford to be locked out of while a patent was challenged, if the worst came to the worst. What could possibly go wrong with US-style economic imperialism?

Nick Kew
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Gits

There's nothing wrong with git, except perhaps the blurring of lines (and thus confusion) between git itself and github! It's only a tool.

But certain git advocates are a whole nother story! The vanguard of a Holy War[tm]!

Nick Kew
Go

We need to know ...

In the interests of research, tell us how folks from Penistone or Pratt's Bottom, or a range of villages on the river Piddle, fare!

Nick Kew
IT Angle

Why not talk about what you know?

Speaking from the wilds of west Devon, I cross a stretch of Dartmoor just to get to the local supermarket. Cars are a major blight here too.

Nick Kew
IT Angle

Classic propagandist fallacy

Yours is the classic antisocialiast[*] argument.

1. What hurts the relatively poor (among others) is living in a society that expects you to have a car and marginalises/socially excludes you if you don't. Fix that and we're all better off. The best thing for poorer folks in rich countries is to align their interests with richer folks, which happens in spades if the latter move away from car-dependence.

2. Yes, some things would cost more (but set against that the tens of billions per year the freight transport folks tell us is lost to congestion). But I'd rather pay more tax on destructive activity instead of having to pay quite so much of my hard-earned for the privilege of working.

[*] If socialism is things done to improve the lot of the poor, then what should we call things done for the rich but in the name of the poor? I say antisocialism.

Nick Kew
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Unintended Consequences

Credit Easing ... a slush fund for small biz finance. You can be sure that jobs administering it will become a corruption-magnet, just like anything involving allocation of taxpayer funds.

But more than that, it poisons the pool for investors. Who is going to invest good money in small biz (other than ones own) when that investment is in direct competition with the bottomless taxpayer purse?

Credit Easing will hurt small-biz finance by driving real investment elsewhere.

The Right Way to get more money invested into productive business would be to encourage investors, using tools such as tax breaks. Gordon demonstrated the power of the tax break, when his removal of one in 1997 caused a massive wave of funds to be diverted from the productive economy into tax-privileged property speculation.

Nick Kew

merkin market!

If your store was shifting lots of apples, I expect your demographic was an affluent one. Those things were expensive!

That was around the time when the UK market was a veritable Tower of Babel, full of competing not-yet-PC-clone models. We remember just a few of them: IBM and Apple for obvious reasons, BBC micro 'cos it was in many ways so far ahead of its time, Atari the leading name in games, Commodore, Sinclair, ... But who remembers, say, the Dragon or the Lynx?

Nick Kew

Pre-dates Pratchett

No disrespect to one of the best authors of our time, but you should review earlier literature before crediting him. Google "infinite improbability drive" for an earlier though still modern example.

Nick Kew

On the other hand

RIM has an established offering ... and a need to reinvent itself.

Shame so many other decent candidates have been run into the ground by Nokia and HP.

Nick Kew

Move along. Nothing to see.

What's less than honest is that our chattering classes claim that, from where we are, it could be otherwise.

We've had a credit binge. Now we've overeaten of the Demand cake so much that it's gone. And without demand, what's the use of supply? Jobs are all about supply, which is in surplus.

Today's jobs were robbed. In the UK, from the time Gordon divorced Prudence in 2000 through to the bust. Elsewhere due to various causes including banking folly and economic imbalances.

Nick Kew
Pint

Could almost be Silicon Valley!

This is a big win for AppDNA's Venture Capital backers. Yesterday's announcement was a straight win of over 20% on the two funds I hold that had invested in AppDNA's early-stage growth.

That sort of thing is supposed to happen in Silicon Valley. Not in new-biz-averse UK!

Nick Kew

Open Proxy

The scenario described may actually be a little far-fetched as a security hole. The configuration directives that open it are the kind of thing far more likely to be used in a 'loose' configuration - for example a mass virtual hosting situation - than in a high-security situation where wildcards would flag a warning.

The other version of the risk is that you inadvertently make the server capable of being used as an open proxy. Not a proxy that could be used by a regular browser, but rather a browser hacked to send HTTP requests crafted to include routing information to an arbitrary destination.

Nick Kew
Headmaster

ObPedant

What's this assumption that the whole bloomin' celestial body has homogenous conditions?

Bit like observing the cradle of civilization, and concluding the Earth is a balmy planet with (compared to here) hot dry summer, shorter winter, etc ...

Nick Kew
FAIL

Wolf!

Hasn't he cried Wolf once or twice too often?

ISTR the dual track goes back even before the sale to Sun. Where was he back then?

Nick Kew

US judge backs Wikileaks, Pirate Bay, et al!

"... prohibits the secret interception ..."

Um, if the owner has installed this anti-theft software, doesn't that mean the owner has consented to what it does?

If the thief is allowed to argue "noone told me, so it was secret", doesn't that open a Three Wise Monkeys defence not only to unlimited trading in stolen laptops, but also to all kinds of intellectual property, secret information, etc that might be on them as unencumbered?

All of which (almost) gives official backing to Wikileaks and other sites we thought were thorns in its side!

Nick Kew

Meego killed the ecosystem too

I well remember the buzz around Maemo at FOSDEM in February 2010. The N900 was the forerunner of Great Things, although the hardware was a big disappointment after a year with the superb E71 in my pocket.

That was the developer community.

Nokia abandoned us a couple of months later when they orphaned maemo and switched to Meego. So now Android was left as the only show in town for those who value freedom but don't want to be orphaned in a cul-de-sac.

Nick Kew
Mushroom

MeToo convergence?

So a couple of years ago IBM uniquely offers enterprise customers a reasonably comprehensive service from hardware to software to services and consultancy. Then Oracle buys Sun, and there are two.

Now, two plus MeToo?

I guess with EDS on board they can take poll position in Hot Air.

Nick Kew
Linux

Patches!

"I don't want to have to build Apache on an ARM, just *run* it on an ARM."

Debian (and even more so, Canonical) are in the business of providing for users. So that'll be apt-get install apache

(having compiled apache - including lots of experimental stuff you won't find in apache tarballs, let alone debian/ubuntu packages - on ARM, I don't see the problem with the native platform).

But if you want to improve cross-compilation, I'm sure compiler folks out there would be receptive to patches.

Nick Kew
FAIL

Dinosaur industry: no change in four years ...

July 2007, El Reg wrote something about the jobs market, and London's Dilbertian bums-on-seats raised its ugly head.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2007/07/02/cisco_it_survey/

Nick Kew

Stoer?

That's an overpriced soft drink, innit?

Nick Kew
WTF?

EDS???

Um ... many jobs gets offshored. That's how things are: get over it or bury your head in the sand.

But of all jobs to want to save, they pick the very epicentre[1] of Big Government IT Disasters! Ouch!

Don't know about the data protection issue. Is there any real reason to suppose data would be safer in the UK than in India?

[1] Joint epicentre, alongside Accenture.

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