* Posts by Fletchulence

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Beijing leans on Microsoft to maintain Windows XP support

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Re: China originates a large portion of the security attacks onthe West

Really? Or is it the vast swathes of compromised machines in the PRC controlled by script kiddies over here in the West?

If they really still have that many machines on XP, there is a legitimate argument for asking MS to extend support. The more compromised machines over there, the bigger the DOSnets, the worse for the West.

Cow flatulence, gas emissions much worse than thought - boffins

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So in 100 years

Any aliens visiting Earth will be saying "Blimey, it was farts that killed them!". Not the greatest epitaph.

UK defamation law reforms take effect from start of 2014

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Re: What about small sites?

I'm a person with small websites. I moderate UGC for pretty much this reason (I didn't need a change in the law to know unmoderated UGC quickly gets out of control).

Not suggesting moderation should be mandatory, just that it's a good practice.

Patent law? It's all about Apples, Newton and iPads

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Re: Timing is everything

I'd go further. What singer would be put off singing if there was no copyright law at all?

For me the very idea that without copyright no-one would innovate is retarded.

Does 'Star Wars' casting call hint at DEATH of LUKE SKYWALKER?

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I am your father

Two of my offspring match the age & gender criteria. I hope they don't already have anything planned for the open casting day in London because they'll have to drop it.

McDonalds ponders in-store 3D printing for Happy Meal toys

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2p?

You're not even close - they're pretty much sold at cost. You couldn't get it shipped for that, let alone produced, packed. Don't forget there are licensing fees in there somewhere too.

IBM gives up fight to build CIA's $600m secret cloud, hands deal to Amazon

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Ah IBM

First PC I ever saw was at work in the early 90's. One nightshift 3 IBM support "engineers" arrived and said they had to lock down the PC because someone had bypassed the operating software, accessed DOS and that wasn't allowed. They all scratched their heads for 10 minutes arguing about how to access DOS on the machine, so I helpfully suggested a boot disk. After they'd agreed none of them had a boot disk I asked if they'd like to borrow mine. At which point, of course, the cries began "It was you! You're the one!".

Everything's going to be all white: Google Nexus 5 mobe expected Friday

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Re: Out of interest...

Nope. They'd have got me with improved battery (my only real gripe with my N4) but for some bizarre reason on the N5 it's actually worse. Shame.

Google tired of endless AGONY over alleged EU search biz abuse

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Re: Yawn.....

Actually, I didn't have a problem with MS bundling their web browser with their OS. And I have some serious gripes with MS. I started using FF because it had been recomended by people who's opinions I respected, and because having tried it I felt it to be superior. I then recomended FF to other people because it was IMHO "better" than IE. And that's how it should be.

Want to keep the users happy? Don't call them users for a start

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"Turn a "no" into an alternative solution:"

When I'm asked a "how do I do this" question, it's now standard to ask "why" five times so I can boil it down from what the user thinks they're trying to do, and what they actually (without knowing it) actually want.

I'm afraid they will always be "users" to me.

In a meeting with a woman? For pity's sake don't read this

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My policy

If I'm in a meeting with my boss, and while I'm talking he decides to ignore me in favour of a call from his wife about what they're going to have for dinner I just walk off. Then email him and ask when we will actually be able to hold the meeting or indeed, if the meeting is in fact a priority or not.

Price rises and power cuts by 2016? Thank the EU's energy policy

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Re: A British thing?

Tony Blair signed Kyoto on our behalf. Call me cynical, but any politician signing off on something that will win him votes today, but the cost of which won't be felt until he is long gone rings alarm bells.

Let police track you through your mobe - it's for your OWN GOOD

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I honestly assumed

they already did this. Broadcasting my location if I dial 999 seems sensible. Doing it for no reason doesn't.

Install an app to do it? I can't see getting around to it until it's too late. This would need to be at the network level, not the handset level.

Royal Mail FAIL as web brokerage Hargreaves Lansdown struggles with investor demand

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Buying shares in the Royal Mail?

I know it's just me, but by my reckoning I was a shareholder - yesterday. Every UK citizen was.

Atomic clocks come to your wrist

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$12000

And they didn't have a few dollars out of that to pay someone for a design?

Screen grab by Google, Amazon could delay Retina iPad mini – report

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Re: 8GB?

If they're talking about competing based on price that appear to indicate they don't understand their own brand.

Sysadmins fail to fix NHS IT snafu, HUNDREDS of appointments cancelled

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Outages

These do happen. For me it's a bit rich to accuse of system of failing the patient because one the basis of one days downtime. I'd need to know what benefits it created the days it was running. Then I have an idea of whether this is a story or not.

If, on the other hand, they can't quantify the benefits of the system, just turn the bloody thing off of course.

A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

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If I read it correctly....

I can spend £30000 (more actually) in order to rectify the issue of having bought a wifi only tablet. I have a cunning plan to fix the wifi problem. Cost, about £300. Take off that what you can get for punting your wifi only tablet on an online tat bazar.

In a nutshell, I don't see the 4G "feature" as likely to form part of a buying decision.

Full Steam Ahead: Valve unwraps plans for gaming hardware

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Re: Watching with interest

One of the main points of console gaming is surely that you know everyone is using the same hardware. I'm too old to involve myself in arms races any more, I just want to play when it's playtime.

Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

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Re: Again with the server overload rubbish...

I'm probably in the wrong forum.

But I do think Apple might take a look at how Android handles this. They tell you roughly when an update will be available then stagger the distribution over a few days. Rather than letting everyone try at once.

On a side note, I was midly horrified to hear a fellow employee this morning tell me the update had removed every one of his installed apps. The horror wasn't the fact they'd been deleted. It was that he seemed to think it was acceptable.

Google fluffs DEATH DEFEATING startup Calico

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Ulterior motives

I'm still unsure why anyone would care if Google are doing this primarily to generate more AD revenue. We don't have nearly enough research going on with regard to human health. I'm more interested in the fact a multi billion corporation is doing something constructibe with it's money than why they are doing it.

Dominant web ad giant (Google) possibly 'weeks' away from Euro slapdown

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Re: So where is the "abuse of dominance"???

OK, I'll bite.

You're saying Tesco HAVE to sell Hovis's products. I don't care which way you slice it (see what I did there?) this does not make sense.

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Re: So where is the "abuse of dominance"???

If the EU are serious about this, maybe they need to tell Tesco to put a Sainsbury's ad in their windows because that makes about as much sense.

Punishing private companies for being good at what they do. Unbelievable really.

iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

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The writing has been on the wall for years

There is currently little to no margin in selling hardware, and in the near future there will be none at all.

The only option to make money for technology vendors will be through control of the users digital purchases. Google know this, as do Amazon. Apple need to realise this if they expect to survive. I'm betting they won't.

You thought NFC tags were Not For Consumers? Well, they're in Maplin's

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Re: I don't suppose...

The clue is in the "N". So not really.

Better idea, just set off an EMP while the ads roll.

Dixons in talks to offload loss-making online mart PIXmania

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Sheesh

Against my better judgement we tried using Pixmania as an extra sales channel. Complete waste of time. They didn't appear to have any customers, and technology wise they were so far behind their competition (Amazon & eBay obviously) it was laughable.

Xbox One launch date REVEALED - and it's on the 360's birthday

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Re: No worries

I'm definately getting a PS4, but given the horrors of the original PS3 60GB, I'll be holding back.

Can't quite believe anyone who'd prefer an XBox has also forgotten just how many of the original units failed almost right away.

Sage 50 activation blackout: Shops sent back to paper age

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Crap product we know...

...here's 5% off next time you buy it.

Am I missing something? THAT'S compensation? I need a new dictionary.

Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass staffer

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Please don't cover this type of story

I have no interest in peoples personal relationships. If I was interested in such things, I'd watch the same TV programmes as my wife.

Punter strikes back at cold callers - by charging THEM to call HIM

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Re: : )

Didn't sound to me like he "stuck it to them". The whole plan is ridiculous - changing your number so if your mates call you they have to pay? And saying he "made" money? I wouldn't work for £4 an hour chatting to PPI salesmen at the expense of my hard earned leisure time. And nor would any sane person.

Nissan promises to sell self-driving cars by 2020

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Great, but I won't use it on Tuesdays

If MS are doing the patches.

Silicon daddy: Moore's Law about to be repealed, but don't blame physics

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Re: So long and thanks for all the chips

Agreed - as per the article Intel are really interested in volume, not bleeding edge. Until there's a software requirement for more processing power in a mass market piece of software (I can't think of anything) then todays speeds remain more than adequate. Improvements in code seem to have reduced the need for speed (again, at the mass market).

Yahoo! starts $1.99 'watch list' to recycle old usernames

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Re: UK Mobile phone companies

I fell for that trap - wondered why Vodafone offered me a deal if I changed my number then found out why. I "inherited" what can only have been a number belonging to a complete moron who gave it to every website she could find. I also inadvertantly got sent virtually all her personal details via text spams. Name, address, DOB, pretty much everything I'd need to make her life miserable again with her new number.

I left Vodafone as a direct result and won't go back.

Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

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First PC with 8

For my 17 years old son that is. He needs it for Rome II. I honestly didn't think W8 could be all that bad, but by beelzebub it's horrible.

Google cursed its own phones with wacked Wi-Fi, say Nexus users

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Re: nexus 4: working very well

No problems here either. Although I refuse to use Skype, so maybe I need to put that on if I want to bork my phone. Perhaps should add I don't install a lot of "apps" (hate that word - angry birds is a game for gawds sake, not an application).

I've never used any operating system of any kind that performs better the more software you install on it.

Wow, the future is HERE: Charge your phone (wirelessly) in your CAR

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Re: Where'd it go?

Exactly. Quite what trouble the designers are having is beyond me, or indeed if there actually are any designers involved. This implementation just seems to have been spared not a moments thought.

Google proposes eye-tracking ad-tracking

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Re: Eye predict

You want to patent click fraud?

How much will Apple cough for ebook conspiracy? Trial starts May 2014

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Might be a little optomistic

To think the actual buyers who got ripped off will see any money. I'm pretty sure that's not how this stuff works.

Chrome, Firefox blab your passwords in a just few clicks: Shrug, wary or kill?

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Amazing

This is "news"? I've been using it for years.

Apple will swap fanbois' killer phoney phone chargers for legit adapters

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Fond memories

At the unamed distributor I used to work out we got a call from a punter who'd received a batch of PC's (over 30 of them) with dud PSU's. Anyone who touched the pins got a rather nasty electric shock. What really shocked us (and him of course) was him telling us he knew it was all 30, because he'd gone round the lot sticking his finger in them.