* Posts by Roj Blake

1670 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Aug 2013

EU tells Meta it can't paywall privacy

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Re: Freetard Clickbait

Facebook potentially tracks you even if you don't knowingly use them, or even have an account with them.

Google fires 28 staff after sit-in protest against Israeli cloud deal ends in arrests

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Re: > punishing people for their political beliefs

A better definition of anarchy is what happens when you invade a densely populated area, destroy all of its infrastructure, force the population into a tiny town, and then starve them.

Logitech intros free tool for ChatGPT prompts... plus a mouse with an AI button

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Re: Time to start my next programming project

The mice must flow.

Micron says it's first to QLC NAND with over 200 layers

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"Great for AI"

Is what the marketing blurb will say.

NASA confirms Florida house hit by a piece of ISS battery pack

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It will certainly be an interesting insurance claim!

Los Alamos Lab powers up Nvidia-laden Venado supercomputer

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Crysis

Can it run it?

Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe

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Headmaster

Re: Decimated

Given us superfluous apostrophes?

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The Cybertruck is basically the car Homer Simpson designed for his brother's company.

Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?

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Infosys

If they make a decision before the election, then I bet Infosys get the contract.

Engine cover flies from Southwest Airlines Boeing 737 during takeoff

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Re: Passengers unharmed?

Maybe, but you would have definitely seen the little gremlin on the wing ripping everything apart as the plane passed through the twilight zone.

404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show

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Grot

Is Grafana's AI chatbot named after the retail chain founded by renowned 1970s entrepreneur Reginald Perrin?

Blue Origin to fly another 90-year-old into outer space

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Re: Blue Origin in association with SAGA Travel

In this case, it might stand for Sending Another Geriatric Astronaut

UK govt office admits ability to negotiate billions in cloud spending curbed by vendor lock-in

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Re: Cloud

A lot of their own designs aren't proprietary though - take a look at OCP hardware.

Tech titans assemble to decide which jobs AI should cut first

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Re: Suggestion: Replace Management at Boeing by an AI

Are you saying that hasn't already happened?

It would certainly explain a lot.

VMware by Broadcom plots pair of Cloud Foundation releases that will show off its strategy

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Ripoff

We've been using vSphere for years, but no other VMWare products. We don't need them, don't want them.

They've told us we need to move to VCF for 3.5 times the cost.

Thanks. For. That,

Sega grabs tech layoff baton and dumps couple hundred Euro staff

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Pharaoh

Last year's Total War: Pharoah was so lacking in content that they were forced to give away the first DLC for free. The last couple of DLCs for Total War: Warhammer III were also somewhat lacklustre.

I suspect that may have some bearing on this.

BBC exterminates AI experiments used to promote Doctor Who

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Re: FFS

Yes and no.

The season one credits list William Hartnell's character as Doctor Who.

UK elections are unaffected by China's cyber-interference, says deputy PM

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Pot, Kettle

Given their reforms to the electoral system (boundary changes, voter ID rules that disproportionately affect younger voters, etc), I'd say that the Conservative & Unionist Party is a far bigger threat to democracy than the CCP.

Sunak's defunct SaaS scheme spent seven percent of budget designed to help 100,000 SMEs

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Re: One for the how not to text books

Were Infosys on the approved vendors list, by any chance?

UK finance minister promises NHS £3.4B IT investment to unlock £35B savings

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Re: Past history

I used to drive through his constituency on the way to work.

Needless to say, some of his posters during election campaigns were defaced in an all-too-predictable manner.

City of London ditches Oracle for SAP in search of ERP enlightenment

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Not Like Other Local Authorities

I'm not sure how relevant comparisons to other local authorities are, as the CoL is very different from the others. For a start, hardly anyone actually lives there!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_London_Corporation

Vietnam to collect biometrics - even DNA - for new ID cards

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Re: Coming to a govt building near you

There are enough Blairites influencing Labour policy to make me fully expect this to happen in the UK in the next couple of years.

Someone had to say it: Scientists propose AI apocalypse kill switches

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Re: No kill switches in AIs in island volcanoes

Why would a white cat be stroking Blofeld?

OSIRIS-REx probe sucked up more asteroid crumbs than hoped

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Re: So basically..

According to Ireland's Supreme Court, Subway bread isn't actually bread

European Court of Human Rights declares backdoored encryption is illegal

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Re: Puzzling indeed.

France has, on multiple occasions, offered to let the UK build a migrant processing centre in France. Such a facility would provide a safe and legal route for claiming asylum in the the UK and as such would destroy the business of the people traffickers overnight.

The UK has always declined the offer.

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Re: Well good thing the UK had Brexit

In 2022, France received 115,078 applications for asylum, compared to 89,146 for the UK.

Southern Water cyberattack expected to hit hundreds of thousands of customers

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Re: As a Southern Water customer*, When they said "Sorry we leaked your shit"...

Now we've left the dastardly EU, we no longer have to worry about their nanny state directives and are finally free to swim in properly polluted seas.

British sewage for British beaches!

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Re: As a Southern Water customer*, When they said "Sorry we leaked your shit"...

It was 1989 so yes, during Thatcher's time as PM.

Upstart retrofits an Nvidia GH200 server into a €47,500 workstation

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They won't need many nutters to make a tidy profit though.

And luckily for them, there are a lot of nutters out there.

Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all

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Re: Something I have yet to grok...

It's for making cash for Elon.

Quarter of polled Americans say they use AI to make them hotter in online dating

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Re: Can someone explain?

You say that by definition most people are average, but most people have an above average number of legs.

Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason

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Wallace

After one of the great lunar explorers.

Search chatbots? Pah, this startup's trying on Yahoo's old outfit of web directories

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Re: Dogpile?

There was also an app called Copernic that collated results from multiple search engines.

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Information Retrieval

Wasn't Information Retrieval Michael Palin's department in Brazil?

Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car

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Re: Vaguely reminiscent of the opening of a film ?

Arnie vs Johnnycab in Total Recall.

The spyware business is booming despite government crackdowns

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Re: "can only be sold to governments and used to fight terrorism"

If a firefighter fights fires and a crimefighter fights crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

AWS staffer shows off the workplace that used to be a prison

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Breakfast

Does the staff canteen serve porridge for breakfast?

Cory Doctorow has a plan to wipe away the enshittification of tech

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Re: It's everywhere

Water privatisation has led to literal enshittification.

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

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Re: Unfortunately .....

Also, the report mysteriously doesn't show up when they search for it on Bing.

Fujitsu finance chief says sorry for IT giant's role in Post Office Horizon scandal

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Are you Paula Vennells?

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Re: Unfitting corporate punishment

It balances about as well as a Horizon nightly summary.

Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit Neuralink tests its tech on a human

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Re: The silicon chip inside her head, gets switched to overload

Tell me why

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I notice he's not put it in his own brain.

Funny that.

Hubble telescope spots tiniest water-rich world in orbit

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Might Still Have Ice?

If the planet is locked in such a way that one side is alway facing its star (like with Mercury), then might there be ice or liquid water on the dark side?

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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Re: Some will insist that milk must be added after the tea

If you're making tea in a mug, then the milk has to go in after the water, to ensure the correct temperature for brewing.

For the teapot method though, putting milk into the cup before the tea helps prevent your best porcelain getting stained.

Apple's on-device gen AI for the iPhone should surprise no-one. The way it does it might

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Re: on-device gen AI for the iPhone

Once it's there, they can sue other companies for having rounded AI on their phones.

UK water giant admits attackers broke into system as gang holds it to ransom

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From the River to the Sea

Is Southern Water's sewage release policy.

OSIRIS-REx's stuck asteroid sample canister finally cracked open by NASA

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Re: Thanks again, guys

On the other hand, the hatch would have popped off without any help at all had the cannister been made by Boeing.

Microsoft 365's add-on avalanche is putting the squeeze on customers

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Re: this particular scenario is called "lying"

Alexander Johnson might disagree with you there.

ICO fines spam slinging financial services biz

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Debt Relief

Maybe they could ask someone for help with their debts, or consolidate everything into one handy monthly payment?

But they'll probably just declare bankruptcy and set up under a new name.