Posts by Dr. Ellen
24 posts • joined Saturday 14th July 2007 13:59 GMT
Dr. Ellen
I want a dumb phone, and a smart PDA → #
Posted Wednesday 17th February 2010 00:54 GMT
In Microsoft made a phone, and I hate it already

I can understand - some people want a dingus that Does It All. I'm not one of them. If my phone craps out, I want my PDA unaffected, and vice-versa. Same for my MP3 player.
I'm clinging for dear life to my lovely old iPAQ PDA. It has a small screen, but I have good eyes; and it fits perfectly into an exterior pouch on my purse. I have a dumbphone, which fits in the smaller pouch. If I'm going to a coffeeshop or such, I'll take my netbook, which does fit in the purse itself.
But it seems PDAs are getting hard to find.
Dr. Ellen
Disney → #
Posted Wednesday 13th January 2010 20:11 GMT
In Spam filters stuff Canadian Beaver

Disney had a nature film called "Beaver Valley". I wonder how they'd rename it?
Dr. Ellen
Burma Shave → #
Posted Wednesday 2nd September 2009 11:50 GMT
In Illinois bright spark sparks car inferno
There was a lot of 'poetry' on road signs, back when I was young, by the Burma Shave company. One fits:
He used a match
To check gas tank
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank
Burma Shave
Dr. Ellen
Sad omission → #
Posted Thursday 2nd July 2009 14:35 GMT
In Marie Curie voted top female boffin

Maria Goeppert-Mayer, co-developer of the Mayer-Jensen Shell Model, deserves a place somewhere on that list. Oh, and we could use a Lady Nerd icon...
Dr. Ellen
Epic Fail → #
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 20:36 GMT
In Panasonic patches cameras to block rivals' batteries

I have a couple of laptops - one about three years old, one about six, both perfectly fine for travel. Neither of the manufacturers is supplying 'manufacturer's spec' batteries any more. So I should throw a couple good computers away just because I might have to use an aftermarket battery? Hell, NO! Nor should anybody with a printer, or a camera, be tethered to the manufacturer by chains of silicon!
Dr. Ellen
New York Times -vs- Wikipedia → #
Posted Tuesday 23rd June 2009 03:05 GMT
In Google News serves up...Wikipedia links

Of course the New York Times doesn't allow Wikipedia-style misinformation. They have their own roster of professional liars, and their own preferred lies. No public involvement needed.
Dr. Ellen
Serious? Hell, no! → #
Posted Tuesday 3rd March 2009 20:19 GMT
In Study: Girls still not swarming into sci-tech, dammit

I will believe the equality campaigners are honest when they are working just as hard to get men into Home Economics.
Dr. Ellen
Unintended Consequences → #
Posted Friday 6th February 2009 20:54 GMT
In MoD orders £3m anti-friendly-fire 'Combat ID Server'

And what will happen, pray tell, if the opposition hacks into the signals and uses them to program their own GPS-enabled weapons? Even if the weapon is just a lurking suicide bomber, it cannot be good for them to know where our side is.
Dr. Ellen
Windows Backup → #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:12 GMT
In Where has all the bad storage gone?

I got a Buffalo 500-gig external drive. It came with Memeo Autobackup software. It works, lets you save as many copies/versions of a file as you designate (great for writers!), and does it without your intervention. Saved my data several times so far. Works just fine on Windows XP.
Dr. Ellen
Semi-easy fix → #
Posted Thursday 4th December 2008 14:17 GMT
In Plod punishes PC-reliant businesses
There is a semi-fix available: make TWO clone disks and give one back to the investigatee. They might have to get a computer to put it in, but they'd still have their data, and the police would still have the original system to use as evidence.
Dr. Ellen
LOSING?! → #
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 23:32 GMT
In Windows 7 borrows from OS X, avoids Vista

Losing money on netbooks? Losing money? When somebody fits out a computer with Linux, Microsoft may not GET the money they think they deserve. But they don't lose anything.
Dr. Ellen
Spies → #
Posted Tuesday 12th February 2008 16:48 GMT
In Feds, NASA bracelet space shuttle spies

I go with the lines from Kipling: "So I left them, sweating and stealing, a year and a half behind."
Dr. Ellen
The dog with the universal remit-to-bite → #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 14:37 GMT
In Do we need computer competence tests?

I see no end point to this nonsense.
We all are experts on a very few things, duffers on a lot more, and completely incompetent on huge tracts of action. And everything - from cars and planes down to computers and fire extinguishers - is capable of causing problems.
If I have to be competent before I can do anything, you've closed off the vast majority of human activity to me. And yourself. The details may differ from one person to the next -- the effect is universal.
Dr. Ellen
So who IS going to do it? → #
Posted Saturday 19th January 2008 03:37 GMT
In Mashups haunted by past experience

I worked at a museum, and it took all the support I could manage to get a computer (over the opposition of a pointy-haired boss).
Buying software? "What? You want MORE?"
IT department? I was the only one who could do anything besides word processing.
So I wrote a dBase III program to let me keep track of what we had, and later ported it to Microsoft Access. I'm retired now, but they still have to haul me in as an independent contractor to teach the new curators how to use the thing.
But I tell ya - nowhere in there was there a chance for me to actually BUY software, nor did we have a real IT department. It wasn't ideal, but it got done. If I hadn't done it that way, it would still all be pieces of paper covered with handwriting, and a picture (formerly) stuck on with rubber cement.
So give me an IT department, and I'll be glad to let them do the work. As it is, the program I wrote in 1985 and ported about 2000 is still doing the job.
Dr. Ellen
Taking a utility belt from my professors → #
Posted Friday 11th January 2008 14:07 GMT
In Academics slam Java

Bear in mind that I'm speaking as a physicist rather than a computer scientist, but long ago (the 1960s) I was taking a programming course. ALGOL, nothing but ALGOL. I noted that I'd rather have FORTRAN. Steam started coming out of the professor's ears.
Academe has a strong anti-utilitarian bias. Always has, always will. "Are we a trade school, then?" they will say. And as a result, they turn out people unfit for actually DOING things.
Dr. Ellen
Skunk Works → #
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
In Car crash driver blames pterodactyl

A radio-control pterodactyl was commisioned by the Smithsonian Museum, and created by Paul MacCready. It flew by flapping its wings. I've seen the film, and seen the pterodactyl itself on display in the Air and Space museum.
Perhaps this driver saw a secret military version of same. Was it black? Gotta watch out for them black pterodactyls!
Dr. Ellen
Laws → #
Posted Monday 22nd October 2007 16:08 GMT
In Cops pull plugs on TV-links, claim 'facilitation of infringement'
It is the sincere desire of all governments to pass enough laws that we are all criminals. Thus, whenever they think any individual needs a bit of suppressing, all they have to do is apply the appropriate law and the appropriate penalty. Problem solved: the annoying person is either in jail, or too poor to cause trouble.
Dr. Ellen
Computers In Space! → #
Posted Tuesday 16th October 2007 15:12 GMT
In Dodgy wet wiring caused ISS computer crash
It is nothing special. Any time you have more than one source for a computer system, the entity that supplied part A will blame the entity that supplied part B, and vice versa, for any problems.
Dr. Ellen
Mission Duration → #
Posted Friday 14th September 2007 13:53 GMT
In Opportunity rolls into Victoria
Actually, the rovers were supposed to be on the surface of Mars forever (or until a museum crew came to take them back home for an exhibit). They were supposed to OPERATE for three months.
Dr. Ellen
Wrong-side-to → #
Posted Monday 13th August 2007 13:02 GMT
In NASA examining Shuttle's dings, extending mission
When they designed this puppy, they should have had the underside away from the fuel tank and its ice and foam!
Dr. Ellen
Nothing new. → #
Posted Monday 30th July 2007 02:42 GMT
In NASA's drunken astronaut report released
To rework a common bumper-sticker -- "What Would Chuck Yeager Do?"
Well, Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier in the Bell X-1 after breaking a rib or two. Had to use a lever to close the door to the cockpit. Kept it a secret so they wouldn't scrub him off the flight.
This is a surprise? Gentlemen and ladies, you do not get Emily Post on the frontier. You get Wild Bill Hickock.
Dr. Ellen
Gamboling happily in the Dell! → #
Posted Saturday 28th July 2007 16:08 GMT
In Windows Vista unreadiness revealed
I recently bought a Dell just BECAUSE it could be purchased with XP. Took me a day to remove the bloatware, but at least the OS was what I wanted.
Dr. Ellen
So? → #
Posted Monday 16th July 2007 13:31 GMT
In Crazy cyber-jihadi emails planned death for Mayport, FL
Stupidity and ignorance decrease effectiveness, it is true. But I still prefer to have mean, ignorant drunks put away where they cannot get at me. Too many have been killed or damaged by such for me to think them harmless. Angry jihadis are no better, even if they don't know the details of either their bomb or their target.
Dr. Ellen
Eccentricities → #
Posted Saturday 14th July 2007 19:19 GMT
In Martian ice swaps poles every 25,000 years
Lost in the fuss about precession is another fact about Mars - it has a much more eccentric orbit than Earth (.0935 vs. .0167). Its axis is currently inclined about the same as Earth's, but can vary by as much as ten degrees while Earth's only varies by about one. This means you can get a lot more variation between weather in Mars' northern and southern hemispheres.
It's the eccentricity. And since Mars is a much simpler place than Earth (in a relative way, of course!) I'd be more inclined to trust long-term climate forecasts for Mars.