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* Posts by Dr. Ellen

24 posts • joined Saturday 14th July 2007 13:59 GMT

Dr. Ellen

I want a dumb phone, and a smart PDA  

In Microsoft made a phone, and I hate it already

Jobs Horns

I can understand - some people want a dingus that Does It All. I'm not one of them. If my phone craps out, I want my PDA unaffected, and vice-versa. Same for my MP3 player.

I'm clinging for dear life to my lovely old iPAQ PDA. It has a small screen, but I have good eyes; and it fits perfectly into an exterior pouch on my purse. I have a dumbphone, which fits in the smaller pouch. If I'm going to a coffeeshop or such, I'll take my netbook, which does fit in the purse itself.

But it seems PDAs are getting hard to find.

Dr. Ellen

Disney  

In Spam filters stuff Canadian Beaver

Pint

Disney had a nature film called "Beaver Valley". I wonder how they'd rename it?

Dr. Ellen

Burma Shave  

In Illinois bright spark sparks car inferno

There was a lot of 'poetry' on road signs, back when I was young, by the Burma Shave company. One fits:

He used a match

To check gas tank

That's why they call him

Skinless Frank

Burma Shave

Dr. Ellen

Sad omission  

In Marie Curie voted top female boffin

Boffin

Maria Goeppert-Mayer, co-developer of the Mayer-Jensen Shell Model, deserves a place somewhere on that list. Oh, and we could use a Lady Nerd icon...

Dr. Ellen

Epic Fail  

In Panasonic patches cameras to block rivals' batteries

FAIL

I have a couple of laptops - one about three years old, one about six, both perfectly fine for travel. Neither of the manufacturers is supplying 'manufacturer's spec' batteries any more. So I should throw a couple good computers away just because I might have to use an aftermarket battery? Hell, NO! Nor should anybody with a printer, or a camera, be tethered to the manufacturer by chains of silicon!

Dr. Ellen

New York Times -vs- Wikipedia  

In Google News serves up...Wikipedia links

Flame

Of course the New York Times doesn't allow Wikipedia-style misinformation. They have their own roster of professional liars, and their own preferred lies. No public involvement needed.

Dr. Ellen

Serious? Hell, no!  

In Study: Girls still not swarming into sci-tech, dammit

Flame

I will believe the equality campaigners are honest when they are working just as hard to get men into Home Economics.

Dr. Ellen

Unintended Consequences  

In MoD orders £3m anti-friendly-fire 'Combat ID Server'

Alert

And what will happen, pray tell, if the opposition hacks into the signals and uses them to program their own GPS-enabled weapons? Even if the weapon is just a lurking suicide bomber, it cannot be good for them to know where our side is.

Dr. Ellen

Windows Backup  

In Where has all the bad storage gone?

Thumb Up

I got a Buffalo 500-gig external drive. It came with Memeo Autobackup software. It works, lets you save as many copies/versions of a file as you designate (great for writers!), and does it without your intervention. Saved my data several times so far. Works just fine on Windows XP.

Dr. Ellen

Semi-easy fix  

In Plod punishes PC-reliant businesses

There is a semi-fix available: make TWO clone disks and give one back to the investigatee. They might have to get a computer to put it in, but they'd still have their data, and the police would still have the original system to use as evidence.

Dr. Ellen

LOSING?!  

In Windows 7 borrows from OS X, avoids Vista

Thumb Down

Losing money on netbooks? Losing money? When somebody fits out a computer with Linux, Microsoft may not GET the money they think they deserve. But they don't lose anything.

Dr. Ellen

Spies  

In Feds, NASA bracelet space shuttle spies

Pirate

I go with the lines from Kipling: "So I left them, sweating and stealing, a year and a half behind."

Dr. Ellen

The dog with the universal remit-to-bite  

In Do we need computer competence tests?

Flame

I see no end point to this nonsense.

We all are experts on a very few things, duffers on a lot more, and completely incompetent on huge tracts of action. And everything - from cars and planes down to computers and fire extinguishers - is capable of causing problems.

If I have to be competent before I can do anything, you've closed off the vast majority of human activity to me. And yourself. The details may differ from one person to the next -- the effect is universal.

Dr. Ellen

So who IS going to do it?  

In Mashups haunted by past experience

Flame

I worked at a museum, and it took all the support I could manage to get a computer (over the opposition of a pointy-haired boss).

Buying software? "What? You want MORE?"

IT department? I was the only one who could do anything besides word processing.

So I wrote a dBase III program to let me keep track of what we had, and later ported it to Microsoft Access. I'm retired now, but they still have to haul me in as an independent contractor to teach the new curators how to use the thing.

But I tell ya - nowhere in there was there a chance for me to actually BUY software, nor did we have a real IT department. It wasn't ideal, but it got done. If I hadn't done it that way, it would still all be pieces of paper covered with handwriting, and a picture (formerly) stuck on with rubber cement.

So give me an IT department, and I'll be glad to let them do the work. As it is, the program I wrote in 1985 and ported about 2000 is still doing the job.

Dr. Ellen

Taking a utility belt from my professors  

In Academics slam Java

Flame

Bear in mind that I'm speaking as a physicist rather than a computer scientist, but long ago (the 1960s) I was taking a programming course. ALGOL, nothing but ALGOL. I noted that I'd rather have FORTRAN. Steam started coming out of the professor's ears.

Academe has a strong anti-utilitarian bias. Always has, always will. "Are we a trade school, then?" they will say. And as a result, they turn out people unfit for actually DOING things.

Dr. Ellen

Skunk Works  

In Car crash driver blames pterodactyl

Boffin

A radio-control pterodactyl was commisioned by the Smithsonian Museum, and created by Paul MacCready. It flew by flapping its wings. I've seen the film, and seen the pterodactyl itself on display in the Air and Space museum.

Perhaps this driver saw a secret military version of same. Was it black? Gotta watch out for them black pterodactyls!

Dr. Ellen

Laws  

In Cops pull plugs on TV-links, claim 'facilitation of infringement'

It is the sincere desire of all governments to pass enough laws that we are all criminals. Thus, whenever they think any individual needs a bit of suppressing, all they have to do is apply the appropriate law and the appropriate penalty. Problem solved: the annoying person is either in jail, or too poor to cause trouble.

Dr. Ellen

Computers In Space!  

In Dodgy wet wiring caused ISS computer crash

It is nothing special. Any time you have more than one source for a computer system, the entity that supplied part A will blame the entity that supplied part B, and vice versa, for any problems.

Dr. Ellen

Mission Duration  

In Opportunity rolls into Victoria

Actually, the rovers were supposed to be on the surface of Mars forever (or until a museum crew came to take them back home for an exhibit). They were supposed to OPERATE for three months.

Dr. Ellen

Wrong-side-to  

In NASA examining Shuttle's dings, extending mission

When they designed this puppy, they should have had the underside away from the fuel tank and its ice and foam!

Dr. Ellen

Nothing new.  

In NASA's drunken astronaut report released

To rework a common bumper-sticker -- "What Would Chuck Yeager Do?"

Well, Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier in the Bell X-1 after breaking a rib or two. Had to use a lever to close the door to the cockpit. Kept it a secret so they wouldn't scrub him off the flight.

This is a surprise? Gentlemen and ladies, you do not get Emily Post on the frontier. You get Wild Bill Hickock.

Dr. Ellen

Gamboling happily in the Dell!  

In Windows Vista unreadiness revealed

I recently bought a Dell just BECAUSE it could be purchased with XP. Took me a day to remove the bloatware, but at least the OS was what I wanted.

Dr. Ellen

So?  

In Crazy cyber-jihadi emails planned death for Mayport, FL

Stupidity and ignorance decrease effectiveness, it is true. But I still prefer to have mean, ignorant drunks put away where they cannot get at me. Too many have been killed or damaged by such for me to think them harmless. Angry jihadis are no better, even if they don't know the details of either their bomb or their target.

Dr. Ellen

Eccentricities  

In Martian ice swaps poles every 25,000 years

Lost in the fuss about precession is another fact about Mars - it has a much more eccentric orbit than Earth (.0935 vs. .0167). Its axis is currently inclined about the same as Earth's, but can vary by as much as ten degrees while Earth's only varies by about one. This means you can get a lot more variation between weather in Mars' northern and southern hemispheres.

It's the eccentricity. And since Mars is a much simpler place than Earth (in a relative way, of course!) I'd be more inclined to trust long-term climate forecasts for Mars.