Re: Did someone..
My first thought was "PICs in Space!"
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Every galactic civilization knows about hydrogen, so let's use it. The mass of H1, scaled-up by some nice exact decimal* multiplier, becomes the mass standard. The hydrogen line (21 cm wavelength) becomes the unit of length. (The Pioneer plaque used this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque) Etc. etc.
* Yes, I know not all civilizations, even here on Earth, use base-10 numbers, but we have to start somewhere!
Back in the late '80s, I worked for a guy who had written a program in the Procomm Plus (serial datacomm software) scripting language to collect status data from a group of about 200 network interface devices (Sytek 2502 boxes).
He had a separate loop to collect and store each parameter.
All 53 of them.
It took almost all night to run (if I remember, this was on an IBM PS/2 Model 60, under DOS 3.3), but at least it was ready the next morning for his BASIC program, which summarized and formatted the data and printed a report.
I rewrote the Procomm script into one loop, and it finished in about an hour.