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Ivan Headache
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Re: I HOPE THIS DOESNT OFFEND ANYONE

Apology not accepted.

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Cybercrooks have quit pouring barrels of spam into email inboxes

No they haven't!

One of my accounts gets about 50-60 an hour and my catch-all is full to over-flowing by the end of a week.

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Coffee stores?

And here's me thinking they were normal shops.

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Unhappy

The language doesn't matter

as long as it's got foxconn-rebrander in it somewhere.

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But we do have maglev

Don't we?

It was invented here.

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Flame

Re: rebranding!

Don't worry. The lawyers at Apple are just counting the number of times El Reg keeps printing this untruth and then they'll hit it with the biggest lawsuit imaginable.

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Re: Read the Patent

Yes but that's only one part of the patent - and probably the only part that's none obvious and patentable. But throwing things around the screen certainly isn't, I'm sure Ive seen games that do that over 20 years ago.

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Re: Normally

Except that Apple already had their own patents via Fingerworks.

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Happy

Re: My perfect telly!

Mine too.

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Re: Signatures ?

I seem to remember that the Apple Colour Stylewriter (neé Canon) range of printers had signatures on their inside too.

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Happy

Re: admission of guilt?

But shirley, clearer stickers would be even more difficult to see.

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Re: More a tele-operated manipulator.

I seem to remember that the Imperial College robot mentioned above was fully hands free once it was programmed.

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Re: 'First' prostate snip???

I was just about to post a comment that I thought this story was bogus as I worked ona film back in the 90s that showed a British robot doing a prostate op in a London Hospital - Yes, a BRITISH robot.

Glad that someone can verify that I did't dream it.

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Re: Waiting for CS6, maybe

Yup. CS3 here too.

I really haven't seen any need to upgrade. It does everything I need it to do.

I got fed up of spending money on upgrades that brought fabulous features that I never found a use for. (Not just Adober there either.)

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Re: They didn't use Agency Pricing

"But the publishers want Agency Pricing. That's price fixing by definition."

No it's not! It just means they pay an agency commission.

The publisher sets the price and Apple takes their commission.

The publisher can set whatever price they like. It makes no difference to Apple.

For example. Publisher A decides it wants to sell Book A for £10. That's fine, Apple takes their 30% as the retail outlet - a mere £3.

Publisher B decides to sell its Book B at £15.00. That's fine, Apple takes their 30% as the retailer - this time it's £4.50.

Then Publsher C sells cheap books at £5.00. Apple still take their 30% - a pathetic £1.50

So where's the price fixing there?

And your final comment "It's not SRP it's YOU MUST SELL AT THE PRICE WE TELL YOU."

Please explain who telling who in your scenario. Because in my scenario I only see a publisher setting prices as it wishes. - I don't see anyone telling it what price to sell at.

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It's all true.

MY brother married a Chinese girl last year and she says that the sandwich & bottle of water thing is absolutely spot on because her cousin uses that petrol station.

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I've posted this before but it bears repeating.

During last summer the Lovely Ivana and I had tea with a couple of Taiwanese girls, one of whom had just finished a Masters in Electrical Engineering in London/

She was looking forward to going home to her dream job at Foxconn.

Doesn't that say something?

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If I knew what all that was about I might even upvote it.

But I don't.

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@Seems to me the system worked fine

You do realise that if Joaquin or a lawyer from Apple were actually to read what you have posted you would probably have to stump up the 2M yourself.

You may think it's a joke but the law could well decide otherwise.

Be careful what you say online - you are not as anonymous as you think.

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>1M

I was at a client yesterday in the Highgate area of north London. She has broadband supplied by TalkTalk. On a good day it runs at 1.2Mb/s. Yesterday it was running at 1.2Mb/s but with dropouts every few minutes. Speaking to BT, she was told that the best she would ever get in her location would be 3Mb/s.

She has now ordered Infinity so I will report on the change once it's in.

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Education

Tim Cook's comment about the education sector is interesting.

Last year after the BETT show I commented in one thread that I had noticed a lot of iPhone apps and projects for schools and made the prophecy that next year all those apps and projects would be on iPads. I was roundly downvoted.

This year at the BETT, iPads were everywhere. Not just on the Apple promoted stand but even on the RM stand. True there were the other makes there too, but the iPad dominated the tablet in the classroom space. One stand even had them set in consoles like Argos terminals.

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Happy

simple things

Just to add to some of the comments above about consistency and ase of use.

The lovely Ivana, in a fit of rebellion, has just taken delivery of a Samsung Galaxy Mini (free from T-Mobile) because her sister had got one!

After getting it set up so that she could actually call people I kept getting asked why everything was so quiet when people called her. On checking I found that the volume was only just above minimum each time - then I noticed why. Unlike the iPhone where the on/off switch it on the top, Samsung have put their's on the right hand edge - just where the thumb falls for a righthanded user. In order to press the button to activate the phone you have to apply pressure to the left hand side of the phone - and guess what is there, immediately under the finger that'sproviding the resistance - yep, the volume down button. So to turn on the phone, she automatically turns down the volume. To turn the phone off - she automatically turns down the volume. At least its conssistent. But it's the same if you try to use the left hand, this ti,e the thumb is on the volume down button.

The other thing that is happening (the rough edges that someone mentioned) is that I keep getting calls on my phone (and so do a lot of her friends) that are unintentional - not trouser incidents, but made while she is actually trying to do something. Today I had one, "Sorry Ivan, I'm trying to find out who called me and everytime I look for missed calls I end up calling someone I didn't mean to." Sometimes it happens sveral times in 2 or 3 minutes.

She's beginning to regret listening to her sister now and not her ever-loving!

Ivan Headache

I ride the Central Line, the Bakerloo Line and the Victoria Line, and London Midland and London Overground. Some days I may all of them, some days none at all.

However, my stats are not anecdotal, they are facts because I count each phone I see, and have been doing for a good number of months now (as my previous comments will verify). So far I have not a had a count that puts the iPhone at less than half, it's invariably around two thirds and there has been one journey where eight out of ten phones in my field of view on a London Midland train out of Euston were iphones.

The second most common phone I see is a Blackberry.

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It may not just be the 4S

I notice now that the iPhone3s is now available free on some contracts so that could well be inflating the figures.

I still note on my daily train journeys, that iPhones outnumber every other phone I see.

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Argh!

If I ever post a comment with the word 'outage' in it, plese send someone round to termina..........

Drat. too late.

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Unhappy

I've got this image in my head

of poor budgies flying backwards.

And I can't shift it.

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It's not the fusebox

it's the power-factor correction stuff in the electricty meter that prevents ypour neighbours evesdropping (and vice-versa).

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Unhappy

Ah, But his pickle

is not as good as it was when I were a lad.

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Confusion at Chateau Headache

In 2007, at the launch of the iPhone, Steve Jobs introduces the multitouch interface.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VLb5XdxRm8&feature=endscreen&NR=1

After describing how it works he says "...and boy have we patented it!"

Does thing mean that the Ean patents are only for touchpads and that Phone interfaces are different?

To me they look the same, but if Apple claim to have patented it and Elan (Logitec) claim to have patented it..........

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Happy

I.m just wondering

What a high end user is when it comes to television.

Couch potato?

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Happy

Video

Because lots of professional videographers are switching to DSLRs.

Why? - becuse they have a far greater choice of lenses at sensible prices - and above all, the camera bodies are cheaper than the video bodies (oh and they take better stills - except for the RED (but that's an arm and both legs))

When I say lots, I do actually mean lots. I watched a concert video ealier in the year that had been shot on (IIRC) 5 DSLRs, I've witnessed several videos being shot on DSLR exclisovl;y and some being shot on a mix of both cameras.

I've spoken to many who say that the DSLR is now their camera of choice - Canon's appear to be the favourites from what I have seen.

Apart from that, I've just treated myself to a Pentax K5 - and apart from the hellish learning curve with it, I'm getting great results. My only nit-pick is that it's quite difficult to get hold of the SD card when taking it out of the camera - it's close on impossible with gloves on as there is very little in the way of gripping space for the index finger.

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Foxconn

I posted this in a xcomment to another thgread. During the summer we had tea with a couple of Taiwanese girls/ One of them had just finished a Masters in electrical engineering at a London Uni.

She was looking forward to going to her dream job back in Taiwan at Foxconn.

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Thank you chr0m4t1c for understanding the difference between IP and trademarks.

None of the other commenters had obviously read what I had quoted. Proview's lawyers are claiming that Apple are abusing their IP when in fact thay are abusing the trademark (yet to be proved).

For those who posted above Microspoft is not IP. It is a company name, registered as a company name. Microsoft's IP is in its products - not its name.

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apart from the first two letters

What IP have Apple allegedly misappropriated from Proview?

“Apple is such a Goliath and has a good image, so people wouldn’t imagine that Apple could possibly infringe on our intellectual property rights,” Xiao Caiyuan, a lawyer for Proview at Guangdong Guanghe law firm, told the Financial Times. “People always think it’s small companies infringing upon large companies’ IPR.”

Surely this is a simple trade-mark issue - but then only assuming that Apple's iPad logo is identical (or similar) to the Proview logo.

What IP is there in a name?

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It's the job that counts?

During the summer, the lovely Ivana and I were enjoying tea with a pair of very nice Taiwanese girls.

One was midway though a marketing degree at a London university, the other had just finished a Masters in electrical engineering, (also in London).

The girl with the Masters was looking forward to her dream job back in Taiwan - at Foxconn.

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Facepalm

So who's anonymous?

Jedit?

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Meh

I would have upvoted your post

because it was decent and honest - had you not written the last sentence.

No votes then from me.

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I do my surveys on the train

which is a far more realistic way of guaging phone acceptance and useability as people tend to get their phones out when they settle down (for whatever reason)

2 nights ago on a train out of Euston (7pm ish), in my immediate field of view were 10 people. 3 of them were using a phone and the rest were either dozing, reading The Standard or a Kindle.

Of the phones - iPhone 2, BB 1. others 0.

When the train reached my station I got up to leave and to my suprise the 6 people in the seats behind me were all using iphones (4 or 4s) for either games or email/text as were 2 more standing in the doorway. Other phones 0.

Yesterday I made 5 train journeys and 1 bus ride. and saw something like 50 phones being used. Without itemising each individual journeys I can honestly say that iphones (both 3 and 4 versions (can't tell an s version just by looking)) outnumbered every other type of phone something in the oprder of 8 or 9 to 1.

So according all the detractors above all the iphone users are sheep and idiots. That is patently not the case as they ranged though the entire gamut of normal people and ages.

In fact at one station, a middle-aged black guy in a business suite, burberry-syle mac and briefcase got on and sat down beside me. after getting comfy, he pulled out an iphone 3 and started playing backgammon. Nothing about him looked like a sheep.

I never count myself in with these numbers as that would slew the figures (on some journeys that would only be by a very small amount though).

In conclusion I would claim that it is not us iPhone users that have a problem. it is the detractors who have the problem. We made our choice and we like it. Get used to it.

Does it not occur to them that people actually like iphones

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Mushroom

descending a pace!

Thanks to Dani's post I;ve just watch it get 1 mile closer to the earth in 40 seconds!

It's now only 140 mile up.

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On the contrary

The Sinclair Neoteric 60 was very highly rated by HiFi News and The Gramophone at the time.

I've been trying to find one for ages but not many were made. Apparently they were very difficult to make because of their small size and that caused reliability issues with overheating.

Still. I'd have one if I could find one.

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Happy

You could ask it

how to put on a closed end condom.

She would probably laugh.

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That's probably because

Nearly all of those slider things were made by the same company, Penny & Giles.

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But...

It's 2 years behind the iPod Touch

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And the iPod had it

in 2007 - before the first android device had been launched.

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The neonode N1m didn't use a touch sensitive screen like the iphone. it used light beams which were interrupted by a finger or stylus.

If I remember correctly - wasn't that how a lot of 'touch-screens' worked in the early days?

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And who would be the loser?

According to a couple of things I've read recently, Apple spends almost $8bn a year with Samsung.

I'm sure there are other manufacturers who would jump at getting a slice of that.

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Apple gets 30% or more from each and every purchase. Greedy bastards to a fault

I wish my agent only took 30% for my photo sales.

My author friends also wish their Agents/publishers only took 30%

Curiously, where do you get the 'or more' bit from?

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A complete twat

Is someone who claims that Apple's marketing is vile - while ignoring go compare - which truely is vile.

Just to enlighten me. why is Apple' marketing smug and vile?

Surely all marketing is smug and vile,

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Where do you get this 'overpay for your airtime contract'?

I'm paying half what I paid when I had my Nokia.

(And I think that 99p is quite reasonable for an app.)

(And most of the providers in the UK will GIVE you an iPhone (if you take the appropraite tarif))

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And you clearly

haven't seen my binmen.

They wear hi-vis tabards with no metal straps or buckles that swing (if they had those they would be a H&S hazard in their own right).

The driver never leaves his seat - therefore does not wear any gloves. None of them wear hard-hats (why should they? the sky isn't likely to fall on their heads) and the majority (there's only 2 bin-men per truck (plus the diver)) appear to wear trainers or 'normal-looking' footware (possibly the safety sort) though).

I can't say I've noticed that they wear heavy riggers gloves, and in any case they don't apear to press anything while doing my street. They just move the bins to the back of the truck and the automation does the rest.

Thinking about your post, your LA must have tried really hard if they bought dustcarts with controls that couldn't be operated with gloves. Ours have levers with knobs the size of golf-balls and push-button emergency things the size of tennis balls.

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