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* Posts by Dave H

7 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jul 2007

Microsoft, the VW family sedan of IT, wants to be tech's new Rolls-Royce

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Details on Microsoft's own store:

http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/en_US/pdp/Surface-Book/productID.325716000

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Women crap at parking: Official

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Multitasking

Certainly my better half can look at Facebook on her phone and ignore everything (questions from yours truly, screaming kids, etc.) at the same time...

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Morrissey tells netdepressives to boycott his re-releases

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To be fair...

... if I were him I would be advising people not to listen due to the general tuneless meanderings of a talentless wastrel. But that's just me.

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U2 song whacked my hard drive

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Coat

To be fair...

...I go on strike when forced to listen to U2.

It's the only correct response to that dross.

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Pub toilet todger tiff ends in bloodbath

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The Rules

I thought there were rules about men's room etiquette ie: no talking and only looking directly ahead, etc. These rules should mean that Dubya and Osama could stand next to each other at the urinals and not know about it, let alone have a ruck!

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Larry Ellison gets huge pay rise

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Joke

What else can you give California's richest man?

A solid drive in the knackers?

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DVLA turns censor on grubby number plates

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Scooters

A mate of mine bought a new scooter a few years back, and was given a choice of number plates. He eventually decided on BU51 TOJ (Busy Todge).

Mind you, the job we had at the time seemed to involve 10% coding, 40% insulting each other and everyone else, and 50% finding an innuendo in any statement made...

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