Posts by Adam White
149 posts • joined Friday 10th August 2007 02:49 GMT
Adam White
Why does the RAF need a jump jet? → #
Posted Friday 19th March 2010 09:51 GMT
In Supersonic stealth jumpjet achieves its first mid-air hover
The RN and USMC I can understand but what purpose does this plane serve for the RAF? Surely they're not still hiding out in German forests waiting for the Warsaw Pact to attack?
Adam White
BOFH? Dead! → #
Posted Sunday 14th February 2010 11:32 GMT
In BOFH: The PFY Chronicles

But his name's still on the byline...
Adam White
"...without creating a massive vendor lock-in scheme" → #
Posted Sunday 14th February 2010 10:34 GMT
In OpenOffice 3.2 - now with less Microsoft envy
We are talking about Oracle here, right?
Adam White
"Robonaut" is not a real word → #
Posted Friday 5th February 2010 10:29 GMT
In NASA develops spaceship work robot called 'R2'
The correct term would be "astromech"
Adam White
RE: I might have missed sumfin → # ↑
Posted Friday 5th February 2010 06:24 GMT
In Do Google's search warrant police run IE6?
I think that means it was accessing data related to these customers, stored on Google's systems.
Adam White
Private companies to ferry astronauts... → #
Posted Tuesday 2nd February 2010 10:22 GMT
In Obama scraps Constellation moon mission
...using Russian government sub contractors?
Adam White
20 million mitigation letters? → #
Posted Monday 25th January 2010 10:24 GMT
In Poetic justice for HK Taoist truck driver
Were they all written by different people?
Adam White
RE: why not replace the real ads → # ↑
Posted Monday 11th January 2010 10:18 GMT
In Google gets all Minority Report with Street View
Don't worry, I am sure they have thought of that too.
Adam White
Obamanation → #
Posted Monday 4th January 2010 09:36 GMT
In US word czars unfriend shovel-ready toxic assets
Never heard this one before but it's cute, I like it. No idea what the accepted usage is but I'm sure I could work it into a sentence or two.
Adam White
Lspabsrm? → #
Posted Thursday 31st December 2009 10:01 GMT
In NASA eyes asteroid, Moon and Venus
What the hell does that even mean?
Adam White
Why Search? → #
Posted Monday 21st December 2009 11:09 GMT
In A decade to forget - how Microsoft lost its mojo
What the hell have web ads got to do with Microsoft? I'm sure they make a lot of money but so does washing detergent and oil refining. I don't understand why Microsoft thinks it can or should own this market.
Adam White
Positive political values → #
Posted Friday 11th December 2009 10:16 GMT
In Thomas the Tank Engine drives 'conservative political ideology'
Since when are "tolerance, listening, communicating with others and contributing to the community" political values?
Adam White
Expensive paint → #
Posted Monday 16th November 2009 05:58 GMT
In 'F-22 Raptor stealth coatings are crap' case goes to court
It wouldn't suprise me that the cool looking dark grey paint isn't particularly important to reducing the F/A-22 signatures, but what I'd like to know is how much did LM charge the customer for it?
Adam White
Democratic reforms: → #
Posted Friday 13th November 2009 10:00 GMT
In Azerbaijani donkey bloggers jailed

Newspeak for "the neo-liberal corporate takeover of the local infrastructure, natural resources, economy and media".
Adam White
Good → #
Posted Thursday 12th November 2009 10:40 GMT
In HP buys 3Com for $2.7bn cash

I've said it before but Cisco's stranglehold on networking - admittedly one they gained because they have awesome products - isn't in our best interest. All the other great names in networking have fallen by the wayside over the last 10 years or so and it's encouraging to see the once mighty 3COM aligned with HP, hopefully getting them both back in the game in a big way.
Adam White
FAMILY GUY??! → #
Posted Friday 23rd October 2009 07:51 GMT
In Windows 7 lessons - the must know before you buy

Seriously, this cynical, malodourous scatalogical anti-life equation of a satire is going to be Microsoft's advertising vehicle? THE Microsoft, of Microsoft Excel fame? That's madness.
Adam White
Catch The Fire Ministries! → #
Posted Friday 16th October 2009 09:40 GMT
In Aussie Sex Party in evangelist head-to-head

Their motto "To reach people from all walks of life into the Kinqdom of God"
Adam White
This whole thing started... → #
Posted Friday 9th October 2009 07:28 GMT
In iSnack 2.0 morphs into Cheesybite
...because "cheesymite" is a generic term in Australia (vegemite + cheese) therefore Kraft couldn't own it.
Adam White
@adaytay → #
Posted Friday 9th October 2009 00:05 GMT
In Hotmail phish exposes most common passwords
So what was it an ad for?
Adam White
Good luck with that one → #
Posted Thursday 8th October 2009 09:07 GMT
In Top prices, old shows - the Beeb's iPlayer goes global

There's so much wrong with this plan it's hard to know where to start
Adam White
Passphrases → #
Posted Thursday 8th October 2009 02:40 GMT
In Hotmail phish exposes most common passwords
Passphrases are the way to go
You don't have to write them down to remember them
They are long and complex
They do not appear in the dictionary
You can also substitute misspellings and special character to make them extra salty
Adam White
I like it → #
Posted Wednesday 7th October 2009 01:02 GMT
In Beeb unveils new Doctor Who logo

The text is OK but the TardisDW block is superb
Adam White
Illegal content → #
Posted Friday 11th September 2009 09:59 GMT
In Oz government sites floored in firewall protests
Remember folks, in Australia distribution of all sexually explicit content is illegal, except by mail order from vendors located in the ACT.
Adam White
RE: integrated server+networking+storage offerings → #
Posted Friday 4th September 2009 09:44 GMT
In Mountain speculation on EMC/Cisco joint venture
Sounds like a good thing. These guys already have solid server+storage offerings, why should Cisco enjoy a (near?) monopoly on networking?
Adam White
Opposition spokesman decries Government policy → #
Posted Friday 4th September 2009 09:10 GMT
In Aussie firewall nears death
Unfortunately Senator Minchin's comments have no more substance or credibility in this case than any other form of political mud slinging.
Believe it or not, Senator Conroy saying critics of the scheme are pro-child porn.
These people just want to make sounds with their mouths, they don't care if what comes out means anything or not.
Adam White
Don't ask, do collect → #
Posted Friday 21st August 2009 09:15 GMT
In Internet junkie detox center claims US first
It doesn't sound like this new law will be particularly onerous on the marketeers. As long as they don't ask anybody what their age is they won't be knowingly dealing with minors.
Adam White
RE: A Higher Power → #
Posted Friday 21st August 2009 00:04 GMT
In Internet junkie detox center claims US first
Adam White
RE: Ejukate me plz, kthnxbye → #
Posted Wednesday 12th August 2009 17:15 GMT
In Lenovo parent plots sale
Because they're not selling out completely, just reducing their stake, and they want the new majority owner to be capable of making a profit, which they will get a cut of (or alternatively, they want the new owner to increase the value of the business so they can sell more of it later at a higher price).
Adam White
RE: Engage your brains gents. → #
Posted Friday 31st July 2009 08:37 GMT
In Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars
Except he gets paid to love Windows, a true fanboy does it for free
Adam White
RE: @Adam White → #
Posted Monday 27th July 2009 05:53 GMT
In Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars
Well what term would you use to describe IT Professionals such as Paul Thurott and he ilk?
Adam White
There's no such thing as a Windows Fanboy → #
Posted Friday 24th July 2009 01:03 GMT
In Apple nabs 90% of all 'premium PC' dollars
Just people who hate Macs, people who can't afford a Mac and paid spokesmodels.
Adam White
Eco button = Fn-F3? → #
Posted Monday 20th July 2009 09:05 GMT
In Toshiba relaunches Satellite laptop line
Because Toshibas have had a custom power management util for quite a while now. Also, where's the 15 inch model?
Adam White
Brand name recognition → #
Posted Friday 10th July 2009 08:17 GMT
In Lenovo punts Nehalem server quartet

Personally I reckon IBM would be crazy to get out of the server biz, even if they're just selling rebadged Lenovo's, because "nobody ever got fired for buying Lenovo" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Adam White
RE: Big Deal → #
Posted Wednesday 8th July 2009 09:08 GMT
In Ukraine slaps ban on all porn
Actually Jesse, human rights are universal, regardless of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs.
Adam White
Collective punishment → #
Posted Wednesday 8th July 2009 09:08 GMT
In China cuts internet to quell ethnic riots
Bad Uighurs! No Internet for you!
Adam White
Talking dogs → #
Posted Monday 6th July 2009 08:09 GMT
In Russians demand flying cars and telepathy
It's not that much to ask, is it?
Adam White
"massive DDoS" → #
Posted Thursday 2nd July 2009 02:37 GMT
In Feds: Hospital hacker's 'massive' DDoS averted
If ETA really is planning a "massive DDoS" how does arresting this guy avert it?
Adam White
Farewell TPB → #
Posted Wednesday 1st July 2009 08:25 GMT
In Pirate Bay website sinks as 'sell out' accusations fly

May all your cassette tapes stay taut
Adam White
It's Okay... → #
Posted Wednesday 1st July 2009 05:18 GMT
In Lockheed engineer: F-22 Raptor Stealth tech is 'defective'
...they can just ask Lockheed to sell them a new formula paint at massive expense!
Adam White
White collar crime and punishment, American style → #
Posted Tuesday 30th June 2009 07:17 GMT
In FTC settles with scareware scammers on reduced terms
The verdict: guilty
The sentence: promise not to do it again
Adam White
RE: At least the Nissan → #
Posted Thursday 25th June 2009 10:31 GMT
In Tesla cashes multi-million dollar govt cheque
The Roadster isn't the be-all-and-end-all of Tesla's product line, it's just their first offering. In many ways it's a PR stunt designed to generate interest in electric cars and the Tesla brand, and dispel the myth that electric cars are slow poor performers.
Their next product will be the "family sedan" Model S which is at the low end of totally unaffordable but who's to say Nissan's first production electric car will be any cheaper? Besides the S could be the next big fashion accessory, the automotive equivalent of the iPhone.
Adam White
10 Stars ********** will read again → #
Posted Monday 22nd June 2009 09:05 GMT
In Opera Software reinvents complete irrelevance

I know nothing about Opera Unite or Javascript but that was good stuff.
Adam White
Bare bones reviews → #
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 09:30 GMT
In Shuttle XPC SX58H7 Core i7 mini desktop PC
Dear Reg
Please include the following in future reviews of these type of products:
Idle and under load temperature and noise measurements
Pics of the interior of the case
It's all well and good to say it's quiet and cool but let's have some numbers. Also describing the shape of the PSU or the layout of the cooling systems isn't as effective as showing it.
Thanks
Adam
Adam White
RE: A few years away yet? → #
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 08:09 GMT
In New green and quiet jet-engine test results announced
It's unlikely in practice these engines will be retrofitted to existing airplanes for the reasons you mentioned. They will most likely be available on new Airbus A320s from about 2015.
Adam White
WTF is... → #
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 05:03 GMT
In Google accused of avoiding YouTube revenues
...direct video e-commerce?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22direct+video+e-commerce%22&meta=
Adam White
RE: Enough of the anti Microsoft rubbish, the register! → #
Posted Monday 15th June 2009 09:03 GMT
In Behind Microsoft's IE-free, Windows-for-Europe ploy
I agree. The whole bundling of non-removable car sound systems thing is a massive ripoff. If you want better sound you used to be able to get the system of your choice from the local shop and plug it in, nowdays you need to purchase a whole new model car and you're still limited to the two or three different sound systems the manufacturer offers. Bastards.
Adam White
RE: Delaying PC purchase... → #
Posted Tuesday 9th June 2009 06:36 GMT
In Best Buy leaked memo spills Windows 7 upgrade details
There's always the option of installing Windows 7 RC-1 on the new PCs and giving them to staff to use now, then upgrading to the retail version when it is released.
Adam White
Self-censorship? → #
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 10:03 GMT
In Microsoft offers Bing filth quick fix
So the idea that you can configure your proxy server to automatically add adlt=strict to any www.bing.com URL it sees? Does Microsoft ISA server have this feature?
Or do they expect naughty school boys to append adlt=strict to all their searches?
Adam White
SCIENCE! → #
Posted Friday 5th June 2009 10:00 GMT
In Stilt-walking Cirque du Soleil founder turns space tourist
Imagine the sort of experiments this guy could perform up there - determining the feasibility of juggling in space, tight-rope walking in space, trapeze acrobatics in space, staging profitable public displays in space...
Adam White
Voluntary mandatory system FTL → #
Posted Wednesday 27th May 2009 08:54 GMT
In Great Australian Firewall may be optional
This is the end of the Porn Proof Fence.
Voluntary codes of conduct are something industries engage in to prevent otherwise inevitable govermnent-imposed regulation. In this case government regulation is not inevitable, it is virtually guarenteed not to happen. Therefore there is very little pressure on the ISPs to conform.
The best Conroy can hope for at this stage is the ISPs will throw him a bone in the form of an opt-in value added filtering service their customer's can choose to buy (with hardware supplied at government expense?). But given the poor relationship between the honourable minister and the ISP community, even that may be too much to ask for.