Posts by Simon

Lazy chatterbox terrorists beware!

Terrorists: If you can't handle the thought of taking anything but a cab to your target, and simply cannot keep your mouth shut, you may be in trouble.

As for the rest of you: Could you lean a little closer to the overhead light and repeat the location of that "leather & lace" party again, please?

Wow.

Anyone else feel like they are being backed into a corner?

Looking at this makes my mind wander over to personal encryption. Not that I'm doing anything wrong, but if I noticed someone watching me through my bedroom window I would be inclined to buy blinds.

Luddites

The UK .gov is pushing for a nation of Neo-Luddites, aren't they?

C'mon, admit it. Nothing else would make sense.

Every drop of blood..

Greedy interweb bastard wants to squeeze you for more $$$ - Film at 11

Waiting for the big "oops"

Here we are trying to think of ways to clean up our atmosphere and this brainwave figures we ought to muck it up even more?

Seems it would be a terribly difficult fix if they miscalculated.

What? No Altruists in the crowd?

Hrmmm, nobody expecting Israel to give this secret away to the world for free and provide peace and energy security for all? Everlasting happiness & all that?

...thought not.

Soon...

Soon you'll have Tazer equipped CCTV so they can punish you for your indiscretions remotely.

! Zap !

You! Pick up that litter you just dropped! We saw that!

Poor thing

There, there. Of course you're a spoilt airhead sweetie.

You look dizzy, go have a lay down and let the adults handle this.

/Paris, because she and Paris would get along just fine if they ever met.

@ Keith Williams

Thanks Keith.

We'd commonly refer to those as a "Bobcat" in my neck of the woods. (Canada)

Scum-burning 737 to debut in Texas

Heh. They could always stop off in Washington to refuel.

Well...

After all, we're the ones who have modified our climate to make it more cozy for the jellyfish, so it's our own fault. Now we need peanut-butter fish to go with them.

Oh nose....

Not another dogshit RAMBUS wannabee.

Watch out.. that guitar might be loaded..

They've just handed Billy Bragg a decade's worth of incentive to write new stuff.

Typo.

$5.5m optical-scam machines

There. Fixed that for you.

remember when...

Americans used to make fun of "Papers please" and all those jokes about communist border guards?

Hrmmmm....